Sniffer
>A man is sitting in an airliner, which is about to takeoff
> > > >>> >>> when another man with a Labrador Retriever occupies the 2 > > > >>> >>> empty seats beside him. The Lab is situated in the middle, > > > >>> >>> and the first man > > >is > > > >>> >>> looking quizzically at the dog when the second man explains > > > >>> >>> that they > > > >>> > > > > >>> >>> work for the airline. > > > >>> >>> > > > >>> >>> The airline rep said, "Don't mind Sniffer; he's a sniffing > > > >>> >>> dog, > > >the > > > >>> >>> best there is; I'll show you once we get airborne when I put > > > >>> >>> him > > >to > > > >>> >>> work." The plane takes off and levels out when the handler > > > >>> >>> says > > >to > > > >>> >>> the first man, "Watch this." He tells the dog, > > > >>> >> > > > >>> >>> "Sniffer, search." Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle, > > > >>> >>> and sits next to a woman for a few seconds. It then returns to > > > >>> >>> its > > >seat > > > >>> >>> and puts one paw on the handler's arm. He says, "Good boy." > > > >>> >>> The airline rep turns to the first man and says, "That woman > > > >>> >>> is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of this > > > >>> >>> and her seat number for the police who will apprehend her on > > > >>> >>> arrival. > > > >>> >>> > > > >>> >>> "Fantastic!" replies the first man. > > > >>> >>> > > > >>> >>> Once again he sends Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab > > > >>> >>> sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, > > > >>> >>> returns to its seat, > > > >>> > > > > >>> >>> and places two paws on the handler's arm. > > > >>> >>> > > > >>> >>> The airline rep says, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again > > > >>> >>> I'm making a note of this and the seat number." > > > >>> >>> > > > >>> >>> "I like it!" says the first man. > > > >>> >>> > > > >>> >>> A third time the rep sends Sniffer to search the aisles. > > > >>> >>> Sniffer goes > > > >>> > > > > >>> >>> up and down the plane and after a while sits down next to > > > >>> >>> someone. He > > > >>> > > > > >>> >>> then comes racing back, jumps up onto his seat, and > > > >>> >> > > > >>> >>> SHITS all over the seat. > > > >>> >>> The first man is really grossed out by this behaviour from a > > > >>> >>> supposedly well-trained sniffing dog and asks, "What's going > > > >>> >>> on?" > > > >>> >>> > > > >>> >>> The handler nervously replies, "HE JUST FOUND A BOMB!!". |
:D :D :D :D Good one Nazir Ji
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thanks
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thanks salim ji.............. |
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