Shayri.com

Shayri.com (http://www.shayri.com/forums/index.php)
-   Humourous Shayri (http://www.shayri.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=22)
-   -   Mehfil-e-Mazaakiyaa Shayri (http://www.shayri.com/forums/showthread.php?t=68748)

Dhaval 21st February 2010 02:01 PM

Mehfil-e-Mazaakiyaa Shayri
 
dostoN:

"Mehfil-e-Mazaakiyaa Shayri" yeh ik Funny saa Thread haii !

yahaaN aapko kisi ek Sher kaa pehlaa miSraa liKhnaa haii [kisii Shaayar ya Khud ka banaaya huaa bhee chalengaa ]aur uskaa doosraa miSraa Funny type se banaanaa haii !

jaise ki

Ibtidaa_E_iShq rotaa hai kyaa?
movie dekhne Shaam ko aataa hai kyaa?


ummid kartaa huuN "Mehfil-e-Mazaakiyaa Shayri ka silsilaa aapko pasaNd aaye.ngaa

to chaliye ab jaldi jaldi se Shuruaat keejiye..!

aapka

~ Dhaval

zainy 21st February 2010 02:02 PM

hehehe...nice ...................:)

next...dost dost na rahaa................??

Dhaval 21st February 2010 02:07 PM

dost dost naa rahaa
bina nahaa ke dekho wo aa rahaa... :D


>> baiThaa huuN taNhaa kisi kone meN Gumsum saa maiN

zainy 21st February 2010 02:29 PM

baiThaa huuN taNhaa kisi kone meN Gumsum saa maiN

koi tou aaye aur mujhe 2-4 rupiye de de.......:D


next:..Dekha hai pehli baar.........??

naresh_mehra110 21st February 2010 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zainy (Post 384456)
baiThaa huuN taNhaa kisi kone meN Gumsum saa maiN

koi tou aaye aur mujhe 2-4 rupiye de de.......:D


next:..Dekha hai pehli baar.........??

Dekha hai pehli baar
Khaa le tu bhi samose chaar....

Next.....Teri zulf ke saaye me shaam kar lunga.......????

Dhaval 21st February 2010 10:06 PM

teri zulf ke saaye meiN Shaam kar luuNga
abhee to padh rahaa huuN baad meN aaraam kar luuNga:D

>> koi kahe kyaa hai ziNdagee

zainy 21st February 2010 11:07 PM

>> koi kahe kyaa hai ziNdagee ..mujhe kya pata ,daddy se puuchungi............:D

HUM TUM SE JUDAA HOKE.....?????

Dhaval 22nd February 2010 09:27 AM

hum tum se juda hoke
traffic police be-gunahoN ko roke.n

hehe :D

>>ko'ii aur sawaal poocho hum se tum

naresh_mehra110 22nd February 2010 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zainy (Post 384501)
>> koi kahe kyaa hai ziNdagee ..mujhe kya pata ,daddy se puuchungi............:D

HUM TUM SE JUDAA HOKE.....?????


HUM TUM SE JUDAA HOKE........SO JAAYENGE RAZAAI ME CHHUP KE


NEXT.....DILE NAA DAA TUJHE HUA KYA HAI.........???

Dhaval 22nd February 2010 09:35 AM

dil-e-naadaan tujhe huaa kyaa haii
har exam meiN paDhne ki wjH kyaa haii?

>> soch lo samjh lo faisla tum kar lo

zainy 22nd February 2010 09:35 AM

.DILE NAA DAA TUJHE HUA KYA HAI........sar dard ki batao dawa kya hai???


tumko dekha tou yeh khayaal aaya..........???

Dhaval 22nd February 2010 09:38 AM

tum ko dekhaa to yeh khayaal aaya

zainy ko dekh aaj har koii muskuraaya :D

arre kyun bhai......main joker huun kya.......:D..:)

>> wo kehte hai.n hum kyaa hai tuMhaare?

HUMNE KAHA, TUM NADIYA HUM KINARE........:D

naresh_mehra110 22nd February 2010 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zainy (Post 384517)
.DILE NAA DAA TUJHE HUA KYA HAI........sar dard ki batao dawa kya hai???


tumko dekha tou yeh khayaal aaya..........???


tumko dekha tou yeh khayaal aaya......
MUJHE TOH BAS TERA UTRA HUA CHEHRA NAZAR AAYA.....


NEXT........BABU JEE ZARA DHEERE CHALNA ...........?????????

Dhaval 22nd February 2010 09:46 AM

zainy behnaa apne baDe bhaai ki post edit karti hoN hmm :D Khabardaar .. bade bhaaii se paNgaa hheheheh

chalo ab naresh bhaai ke likhe misre ka ans detaa huun

baabu jee zaraa dheere chalo
warnaa'h chappal TooT jaayeNgii


>>wo aasmaan meiN TimTimaataa taaraa

zainy 22nd February 2010 09:50 AM

zainy behnaa apne baDe bhaai ki post edit karti hoN hmm :D Khabardaar .. bade bhaaii se paNgaa hheheheh


:D:D:):):):p:D......................:D

chalo ab naresh bhaai ke likhe misre ka ans detaa huun

baabu jee zaraa dheere chalo
warnaa'h chappal TooT jaayeNgii


>>wo aasmaan meiN TimTimaataa taaraa


main uska saharaa woh mera saharaa.....................:D


next:...kabhi kabhi mere dil me khayaal aata hai...???

Dhaval 22nd February 2010 09:55 AM

kabhee kabhee mere dil mein khayaal aataa haii
parchi meiN likha exam mein naa koii sawaal aataa haii

>>wo kya jaane kyaa hai muHabbat

zainy 22nd February 2010 09:59 AM

kabhee kabhee mere dil mein khayaal aataa haii
parchi meiN likha exam mein naa koii sawaal aataa haii


hahaha..accha hi hua'a..cheating master......:D:D

>>wo kya jaane kyaa hai muHabbat

ladkon ki yahaan nahi chalti hukumat.........:p:D


zindegi ek safar hai suhana.........??

Dhaval 22nd February 2010 10:04 AM

zindagee ek safar hai suhaanaa
bhuK lagti hai to sab khate h Khana

>>ek nadi hai aur do hai.n kinaare

zainy 22nd February 2010 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dhaval (Post 384531)
zindagee ek safar hai suhaanaa
bhuK lagti hai to sab khate h Khana

>>ek nadi hai aur do hai.n kinaare

samajhne waale samajh gaye ishaare.........;)


dil ke armaaN ansuaoN me beh gaye.................:D...??

Dhaval 22nd February 2010 10:24 AM

dil k armaaN aaNsuoN mein beh gaye
baki sab paas aur padhne wale reh gaye

>>uski Khoobsoorati ka ziKr kyaa karuN maiN

naresh_mehra110 22nd February 2010 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dhaval (Post 384535)
dil k armaaN aaNsuoN mein beh gaye
baki sab paas aur padhne wale reh gaye

>>uski Khoobsoorati ka ziKr kyaa karuN maiN

uski Khoobsoorati ka ziKr kyaa karuN maiN
Ek behangi aankh kis kisse chhupaun main....


Next....Mere tute hue dil se koi toh aaj yeh puche...

Dhaval 22nd February 2010 05:08 PM

mere toote dil se koi to aaj ye pooche
ki bhaii raat ko chain ki neend soya ki nahiin

>>usne mujhe kuch is tarah deKhaa yaaroN

sunita thakur 22nd February 2010 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dhaval (Post 384551)
mere toote dil se koi to aaj ye pooche
ki bhaii raat ko chain ki neend soya ki nahiin

>>usne mujhe kuch is tarah deKhaa yaaroN

"usne muje kuch tarah se dekha yaaro,
ki jo dil ab tak hamara tha uska ho gaya"




mere mahboob na ja aaj ki raat na ja.



zainy 22nd February 2010 09:42 PM

mere mahboob na ja aaj ki raat na ja.

tu chala jayega tou subah nal se paani kaun bharega........:D


DIL NE YEH KAHA HAI DIL SE............???

Dhaval 22nd February 2010 09:45 PM

mehbub na jaa aaj ki raat na jaa
paalak paneer ki sabji jo banaayii hai wo kya ammaa khayengi

:D:D

>>wo karte hai.n sitam hum pe kuch yuuN

Dhaval 22nd February 2010 09:47 PM

dil ne yeh kahaa hai dil se
ajib baat hai yaar ! tu bhi dil hai main bhi dil hu

>>wo karte hai.n sitam hum pe kuch yuuN

sunita thakur 22nd February 2010 09:48 PM

DIL NE YEH KAHA HAI DIL SE............???
bahut badboo aati hai dear tumse ;)


tere naina mere naina se mithi mithi baaten karte haiN...


zainy 22nd February 2010 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dhaval (Post 384583)
mehbub na jaa aaj ki raat na jaa
paalak paneer ki sabji jo banaayii hai wo kya ammaa khayengi


palak paneer hum kha lete hain.......:D..

:D:D

>>wo karte hai.n sitam hum pe kuch yuuN

aaj tak samajh nahi paayi woh aysa karte hain kyun.....:D


zindegi ka safar, hai yeh kaisa safar.........???????

sunita thakur 22nd February 2010 09:55 PM

zindegi ka safar, hai yeh kaisa safar,
khatam hota nahi, jaan jati nahi.



aa baith mere paas tuje dekhta rahu

Baqtiar 23rd February 2010 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sunita virender (Post 384588)
zindegi ka safar, hai yeh kaisa safar,
khatam hota nahi, jaan jati nahi.


aa baith mere paas tuje dekhta rahu


aa baith mere paas tuje dekhta rahu

Bandar bana kaise aadmi ye sonchta rahu......:D



>>>>>>> Nazar se nazar ki nazar ko na dekho.................. ;)

naresh_mehra110 23rd February 2010 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baqtiar (Post 384685)
aa baith mere paas tuje dekhta rahu

Bandar bana kaise aadmi ye sonchta rahu......:D



>>>>>>> Nazar se nazar ki nazar ko na dekho.................. ;)

Nazar se nazar ki nazar ko na dekho.....
Bhootni aa jaaye toh lipat ke zara dekho...:D


Next.....Tasveer teri dil me Jab se utaari hai.......???

zainy 23rd February 2010 07:50 PM

..Tasveer teri dil me Jab se utaari hai.......???



Bhool bhulaiyya bani yeh duniya saari hai...........:D



HAME AUR JEENE KI CHAHAT NA HOTI........??

Dhaval 23rd February 2010 08:26 PM

hame aur jeene ki chaahat na hoti
to fir kahaaN se aa gayi jeene ki aadat

:D

>> ye suhaane pal kyuuN beet jaayeN jaldi se

naresh_mehra110 23rd February 2010 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zainy (Post 384709)
..Tasveer teri dil me Jab se utaari hai.......???



Bhool bhulaiyya bani yeh duniya saari hai...........:D



HAME AUR JEENE KI CHAHAT NA HOTI........??

HAME AUR JEENE KI CHAHAT NA HOTI
Agar shaadi usne kahi aur kar li hoti....

Next.....Yun bhi hoga Woh mujhe dil se bhula dega magar

naresh_mehra110 23rd February 2010 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dhaval (Post 384714)
hame aur jeene ki chaahat na hoti
to fir kahaaN se aa gayi jeene ki aadat

:D

>> ye suhaane pal kyuuN beet jaayeN jaldi se

ye suhaane pal kyuuN beet jaayeN jaldi se
Kon yaha kisi intezaar karta hai..........

Next.........abhi na jaao chhod ke dil abhi bhara nahi...

Dhaval 23rd February 2010 08:33 PM

Yun bhi hoga Woh mujhe dil se bhula dega magar
hum ye maan lenge uski yaaddast zaraa kamzor hai

>>koi bichad ke kyuuN rotaa hai bhalaa

naresh_mehra110 24th February 2010 04:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dhaval (Post 384720)
Yun bhi hoga Woh mujhe dil se bhula dega magar
hum ye maan lenge uski yaaddast zaraa kamzor hai

>>koi bichad ke kyuuN rotaa hai bhalaa

koi bichad ke kyuuN rotaa hai bhalaa
Do Chaar Baar Bichhad Ke Dekho Pata Chal Jaayega....:D

Next..... Jab Bhi Yeh Dil Udaas Hota Hai....???

Dhaval 24th February 2010 09:08 AM

jab bhee yeh dil udaas hotaa hai
do chaar roTi zyaadaah Khaa letaa huuN:D

>>KhuSh hai aaj wo to hum bhee KhuSh haii

zainy 24th February 2010 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dhaval (Post 384747)
jab bhee yeh dil udaas hotaa hai
do chaar roTi zyaadaah Khaa letaa huuN:D


wah!!wah!!...kya sher maara hai..............:D

>>KhuSh hai aaj wo to hum bhee KhuSh haii

jab dono hi khush hain tou do roti aur kha lein...........:D


TANHA DIL TANHA SAFAR................????????

Dhaval 24th February 2010 09:17 AM

tanhaa dil tanhaa safar
bahot ghum liye ab jaate hai.n Ghar...

:D

>>tere bin main yuuN kaise jiyaa..


All times are GMT +5.5. The time now is 10:47 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.5
Copyright ©2000 - 2020, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.