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Aman_rahi 28th December 2004 10:07 PM

Difference between boys and girls when getting cash from an ATM
 
Difference between boys and girls when getting cash from an ATM


Boys:


1- Drive to the bank, park, go to the Cash Dispenser

2- Insert card

3- Dial code and desired amount

4-Take the cash and the card


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Girls:


1-Drive to the bank

2-Check make-up in the mirror

3- Apply perfume

4- Manually check haircut

5- Park car - failure

6- Park car - failure

7- Park car - success

8- Search for the card in the handbag

9- Insert card, rejected by the machine

10- Throw phone card back in handbag

11- look for bank card

12- Insert card

13- Look for piece of paper where secret code is written in handbag

14- Enter code

15-Study instructions for 2 minutes

16- #Cancel#

17- Re-enter code

18- #Cancel#

19- Call husband to get correct code

20- Enter desired amount

21- #Error#

22- Enter bigger amount

23- #Error#

24- Enter maximum amount

25- Cross fingers

26- Take cash

27- Go back to the car

28- Check make-up in rear mirror

29- Look for keys in handbag

30- Start car

31- Drive 50 meters

32- STOP

33- Drive back to bank machine

34- Go out of the car

35- Take card back from machine

36- Go back to the car

37- Throw card on passenger seat

38- Check make-up in rear mirror

39- Manually check haircut

40- Go into roundabout - wrong way

41- BREAK

42- Go into roundabout - right way

43- Drive 5 kilometers

44- Remove hand break

Kunal kaisa kaha.....

kyun doston sahi likha hai ki nahi.......

Amrita, Mrinal, Priyanka aur mausam ji.....jawab jaroor dena....

feelIt 30th December 2004 10:52 AM

huh........not true at all.......women are more responsible than men :p

nazu43 30th December 2004 12:26 PM

cool
 
nice one brother..........

tanya_angel 30th December 2004 01:55 PM

Re: Difference between boys and girls when getting cash from an ATM
 
girls part ...very incorrect !

funnyfaridabadi 30th December 2004 02:45 PM

Very true

aqeelahmed 30th December 2004 03:53 PM

very nice written my frined

trufellings1 31st December 2004 11:53 PM

aman bhai

girls itni bejavaabdar hoti hai sahi kaha

very true


same me

lols

trufellings1

mausam 1st January 2005 10:42 AM

:mad:

:mad:

aap kuch jyada nahin likh gaye kya????...waise to aise jhuthe muthe post ka jawab nahin deti par apne comment ke liye likha hain so kuch to kehna hi padega...:D

amanjee apne jo ladkiyon ke baarein main bematlab aur jhutha sa likha hain......to ladkiyon ki aisi stupid si baatein{apke hisaab se} bariki se observe karne wala koun hua??????sochyega zaroor..........gol:gol:D

aur kunal khabardar jo amanjee ka saath diya..............:p

mausam

Aman_rahi 4th January 2005 10:52 PM

feelIt ji

gussa nahi karte..... jo sach hai vohi likh diya.....kyun ladkiyaan aisi nahi hoti kya.....


;)

Aman_rahi 4th January 2005 10:55 PM

nice one brother..........

nazu ..... my brother.... thanxs for supporting me....


:)

Aman_rahi 4th January 2005 10:58 PM

girls part ...very incorrect !


Tanya Angel ji......


ab aap hi batayiye.... jahan itne logon ke kaha ki yeh sahi hai to mai kya karoon.....


bus yunhi chedkaani ki hai.....

humourous section hai yarooon....;)

Aman_rahi 4th January 2005 11:03 PM

Very funny

funnyfaridabadi ji.....

this is called humourmanship (like sportsmanship)....

you have really enjoyed that....:)

Aman_rahi 4th January 2005 11:05 PM

very nice written my frined


aqeelahmed ji


thanx...... yunhi mera saath dete rahiye.....

Aman_rahi 4th January 2005 11:09 PM

aman bhai

girls itni bejavaabdar hoti hai sahi kaha

very true


same me

lols

trufellings1





trufellings1 ji....


to aapne bhi sahi jaana ladkiyon ko.....

sach mein ladkiyaan to is-se bhi jayada bejavabdaar hoti hain.... vo to maine likha nahi... nahi to Mausam ji jayada hi bura maan jaati.N




;)

Aman_rahi 4th January 2005 11:29 PM

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Mausam Ji....


itna gussa kyun ji.....

yunhi ek mail aayi to socha aapke saath share kar loon.....

vaisa aap bhi maanti ho ki nahi.... ye sahi hai....:D


aur Kunal mere bhai kahan chale gaye apne bhai ko beech bhannvar mein chood ke.....:(

jaldi aao.... dekho saari ladkiyaan mil gayi hain..... aur tumhara bhai tanha.....:(

nazu43 5th January 2005 08:20 PM

you r wel come brother..........

i m with u always.............
bhale hi sari ladkiya dusman ho jaye.......
keep doing all this.......

Aman_rahi 5th January 2005 10:28 PM

NazuBhai....

bus aisi mushkil gadi mein mere bhayion ka hi saath hai.... varna Mausam ji ka reply padne ke baad , reply ki himmat hi nahi ho rahi thi.....


dekho na kitha gussa kiya mujh pe.....:(

mausam 6th January 2005 06:52 PM

:D amanjee aisa kaam hi kyun karte ho ki yaha wapis reply karne ki himmat hi chali jaye:D

waise apne jawab nahin diya...ladkiyon ki aisi baatein observe karnewala kaun hua???:D

mausam....

KunaaL 6th January 2005 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mausam
:D amanjee aisa kaam hi kyun karte ho ki yaha wapis reply karne ki himmat hi chali jaye:D

waise apne jawab nahin diya...ladkiyon ki aisi baatein observe karnewala kaun hua???:D

mausam....

bachna ey haseenoN lo main aa gaya :P

bhai amaaaaaaaaaaaan main aa gaya ....

kisne liya mere bhai se panga .... well mausam main aaya nahi to iska matlab ye nahi ki mere bhai ki izzat ko khichad pout ke tum teen daant dikhao ==> :D well mausam main deta hun jawab ... jisne un batoN ko observe kiya woh bhi ladki thi .. jisne aman ji ko ye sab bataya :P dekha tumhare kahe anusar in stupid batoN ko ek stupid hi capture kar sakta hai ... ki kisne us ladji ne ... to stupid kouN woh ladki :p hahahaha dekha ab sahi kaha na aman bhai ne ladkiyaN hoti hi aisi hai ... chalo ab apni aadat bhi bikhra deN ....

hota nahi kuch inme kehthi khud ko bijliyan...
ilzaam deN ladkoN pe dekhte hai khol khidkiyan...
musibat naam allah ne diya hai inko dunia waloN...
inhe jane hum jis nam se woh hai "ladkiyaN"

kaam notanki bhare sochti hai meri ada pe mar raha...
hoti hai aish ladkoN ke paisoN pe keh khud ko kadkiyan...
bachna inse kahiN kar na deN waar-e-"saccha_pyar"
fanse jo shadi kar ke barbad huiN unki jindgiyaN

hahahaha

bhai aman kaisi rahi ....

sada aapke sath ...

kunal

aapka bhai

feelIt 7th January 2005 02:43 PM

Amanji........

gussa to aayega hi................aapne ladkiyon ke baare mein kitna kuch keh diya......women are always more responsible than men, n that's the truth...............she manages home, goes out to work, cooking, marketing, takes care of her family........she contributes the most towards the hapiness n well-being of the family :)

kyun, such kaha na??? ;)

KunaaL 7th January 2005 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by feelIt
Amanji........

gussa to aayega hi................aapne ladkiyon ke baare mein kitna kuch keh diya......women are always more responsible than men, n that's the truth...............she manages home, goes out to work, cooking, marketing, takes care of her family........she contributes the most towards the hapiness n well-being of the family :)

kyun, such kaha na??? ;)

well feel it ji

main aapki bhavnao ko samajh sakta huN ... sach sun ke gussa aa hi jata hai :D aur jo aapne neeche duahi di hai ... sab ladkoN ki wajah se hi poori hoti hai .... aur majak ladkiyoN se jyada ladke karte hai aur hansi bante hai ...

aapne such kaha par aadha :p

kunal

aman bhai chinta nahi maiN aa gaya huN ab koi prob nahi hone douNga

Aman_rahi 7th January 2005 09:10 PM

amanjee aisa kaam hi kyun karte ho ki yaha wapis reply karne ki himmat hi chali jaye

waise apne jawab nahin diya...ladkiyon ki aisi baatein observe karnewala kaun hua???

mausam....



Mausam ji....

kabhi kabhi kutch kaam aise hote hain ki ladkion ko sach se vakif karana hi padta hai....

aur jaisa ki mere bhai ne kaha ki ye baat mujhe meri ek dost ne batai thi.... to socha ki sabko bata di jaaye.....:p


ab mera bhai aa gaya hai..... ab koi chinta ki baat nahi.....



Bachana ae hasinon mera bahi aa gaya hai.....
aapko sach se vakif karane ka jo vakt aa gaya hai....
hum jo kutch keh nahi paate aap sabse.....
mere bhai ke lafzoon se bayan hota hai.....

sach ka saamna karna seeko mausam ji....:D

Aman_rahi 7th January 2005 09:20 PM

bachna ey haseenoN lo main aa gaya :P

bhai amaaaaaaaaaaaan main aa gaya ....

kisne liya mere bhai se panga .... well mausam main aaya nahi to iska matlab ye nahi ki mere bhai ki izzat ko khichad pout ke tum teen daant dikhao ==> well mausam main deta hun jawab ... jisne un batoN ko observe kiya woh bhi ladki thi .. jisne aman ji ko ye sab bataya :P dekha tumhare kahe anusar in stupid batoN ko ek stupid hi capture kar sakta hai ... ki kisne us ladji ne ... to stupid kouN woh ladki hahahaha dekha ab sahi kaha na aman bhai ne ladkiyaN hoti hi aisi hai ... chalo ab apni aadat bhi bikhra deN ....

hota nahi kuch inme kehthi khud ko bijliyan...
ilzaam deN ladkoN pe dekhte hai khol khidkiyan...
musibat naam allah ne diya hai inko dunia waloN...
inhe jane hum jis nam se woh hai "ladkiyaN"

kaam notanki bhare sochti hai meri ada pe mar raha...
hoti hai aish ladkoN ke paisoN pe keh khud ko kadkiyan...
bachna inse kahiN kar na deN waar-e-"saccha_pyar"
fanse jo shadi kar ke barbad huiN unki jindgiyaN

hahahaha

bhai aman kaisi rahi ....

sada aapke sath ...

kunal

aapka bhai



ab koi bhi chinta nahi mujhe ...... ab main apna kaam aaraam se kar sakta hoon.....

mere bhai dekha na tumne kitna tang kiya mujhe in ladkiyon ne......


kaya kahoon is sher mein to sab kutch bayan kar diya tumne ....

sach kaha hai ladkiyon ki fitrat hi aisi hoti hai:D


pehle izhaar ka intezaar karti hain......
jab hal-e-dil bayan karte hain.....
to gusse se inkaar kar deti hain......
thoda tapadti hain ki kutch aur halat kharab ho.....
jab toot jaate hain to fevicol se jod deti hain......
mere bhai ladkiyan aisa hi karti hain......



tumhara bhai.....

Aman_rahi 7th January 2005 09:30 PM

Amanji........

gussa to aayega hi................aapne ladkiyon ke baare mein kitna kuch keh diya......women are always more responsible than men, n that's the truth...............she manages home, goes out to work, cooking, marketing, takes care of her family........she contributes the most towards the hapiness n well-being of the family

kyun, such kaha na???


Feelit ji.....

jawab mere bhai ne diya hai...... soch kar batana.....

thanks mere bhai.....abhi main kutch din busy hoon..... lekin pata hai ki mera bhai hai jo mera khayal rakhega.....'

mausam 8th January 2005 01:11 PM

dushman na kare
dost ne woh kaam kiya hain...
dost ko chod ke
bhai ka saath diya hain...:mad:

kunal yeh kya kiya tumne???aisi ummed nahin thi mujhe.........dost dost na raha..........kitne tub bhar diye maine....ummmm..ummmmmm

dukhi si.....
mausam

feelIt 8th January 2005 02:00 PM

kunal ji.........

humein gussa sach sun ken nahi aata.............gussa humein galat baat sun ke aata hai, joh aapne aur aman ji ne likha hai......by the way, humne jo kaha woh pura sach hai

aur majak sirf ladke nahi karte....ladkiyaan bhi majak karti hai aur sab ke saath khushi share karti hai, aur ladkiyaan har baat per majak nahi karti, kyonki majak situation ko samajkar kiya jata hai.............coz har baat majak nahi hoti.....aur ladko ko yeh baat ki bilkul samaj nahi hai, ladke koi bhi baat ko seriously nahi lete hai :p

Learn how to respect women......

nazu43 9th January 2005 11:24 AM

feelIt ji ne likha hai,

Quote:

humein gussa sach sun ken nahi aata.............gussa humein galat baat sun ke aata hai, joh aapne aur aman ji ne likha hai......by the way, humne jo kaha woh pura sach hai
lagta hai aap ne n galti se likh diya hai,

baaki hamara experiance kaheta hai ki yeh baat bilkul sach hai,

aur baat hai respect kar ne ki to hum har aurat ki respect karte hai, lekin yeh baat un paise wali ladkiyo ki ki hai jo style marne se upar nahi uthati,

kyon aman bhai sahi hai na????????

Aman_rahi 9th January 2005 11:44 AM

Mausam Ji.....


Kaisi hain aap.....

BAde dinon ke baad reply kiya hai aapne......

aur pane bade bhai ko akele jhugte hue kunal se dekna na gaya....

vaise to vo aapki bhi bahut izaat karta hai....lekin mujhse bhi bahut pyar karta hai....


kutch din busy hoon to shayad jayada na aa paaoon tabhi to mera bhai samhaal raha hai sab kutch;)

Aman_rahi 9th January 2005 12:09 PM

kunal ji.........

humein gussa sach sun ken nahi aata.............gussa humein galat baat sun ke aata hai, joh aapne aur aman ji ne likha hai......by the way, humne jo kaha woh pura sach hai

aur majak sirf ladke nahi karte....ladkiyaan bhi majak karti hai aur sab ke saath khushi share karti hai, aur ladkiyaan har baat per majak nahi karti, kyonki majak situation ko samajkar kiya jata hai.............coz har baat majak nahi hoti.....aur ladko ko yeh baat ki bilkul samaj nahi hai, ladke koi bhi baat ko seriously nahi lete hai

Learn how to respect women......



Feelit ji....

aisa nahi ki hum ladkiyon ki respect nahi karte......varna shayad aaj hum is bazm mein naa aate aur dil toot jaane ke baad kisi aur ladki se flirting shuru kar dete......

pata hai ki ek baar ladke ka to chal jaata hai.... lekin ladki ki izaat ik aisa nayab heera hai jiska mol koi nahi..... aur kabhi vo heera kho jaaye to uski kimat koi nahi......

sach mein aaj aapne mujh par tohmat lagayi hai.....aap to abhi kutch jaanti hi nahi mere aur Kunal ke baare mein aur itna kuch keh gayin.....

ladki sirf ek lakdi nahi hoti.....

ek maa....
ek behan.....
ek izaat....
ek pyar.....
phir se maa.....
aur apne bachoon ke liye ek devi ka roop.....
aur phir janmon janom ka rishta......

koi kaise bhula sakta hai......

aur jaisa ki nazu ji ne kaha yeh un ladkiyon ke baare mein hai to jayada hi style maarti hain.....aisi ladkiyaan se mujhe nafrat hai.....

jo apni izaat sambhal ke nahi rakh sakti vo apne parivaar ko kya samhalengi.....

varna hum to apni jaan se jayada ik ladki ki izaat ka mol karte hain......phir vo ek masoom ho ya style maarne vaali..... izaat to izaat hoti hai.... uska style se rishta door door tak nahi......

chalta hoon.....

take care ......

feelIt 14th January 2005 02:04 PM

Aman ji, Kunal ji, nazu ji........

pehle to aapko humari koi bhi baat buri lagi ho, to plzzz maaf kijiye ga

aur humein kya pata tha ki aap un ladkiyon ki baat kar rahe hai jo aksar style marti hai, aur paise udaati hai

aur bahut achha laga yeh sunke ki aap ladkiyon ko heero ki kimmat se jyada mol dete hai..........warna aaj kal aise ladke kahaan milte hai, jo ladkiyon ko samje aur unki dil se kadar karna sikhe........sachha pyar karne waale aashique bahut kum hai Is duniya mein, aur humein yeh jaan kar achha laga ki aap aur kunal un mein se ek hai

Once again, extremely sorry if I have hurt u......

Take care...

Aman_rahi 18th January 2005 03:11 PM

pehle to aapko humari koi bhi baat buri lagi ho, to plzzz maaf kijiye ga

aur humein kya pata tha ki aap un ladkiyon ki baat kar rahe hai jo aksar style marti hai, aur paise udaati hai

aur bahut achha laga yeh sunke ki aap ladkiyon ko heero ki kimmat se jyada mol dete hai..........warna aaj kal aise ladke kahaan milte hai, jo ladkiyon ko samje aur unki dil se kadar karna sikhe........sachha pyar karne waale aashique bahut kum hai Is duniya mein, aur humein yeh jaan kar achha laga ki aap aur kunal un mein se ek hai

Once again, extremely sorry if I have hurt u......


Feelit ji.....


sach kahoon .... bura bahot laga tha aur ye reply us din kutch 11.30 baje pada tha.......

saari dopaher soochta raha...... shaam hui.... kahin jana tha.... raste bhar soochta raha......

ki shayad Aman ko zindagi mein yahi sun-na baki reh gaya tha.....

Kunal jaanta hai.... use raat ko calll kar ke yahi baat kahi maine.....

ab aap soch sakti hain ki.....


vaise aapki koi galti nahi...... ye ladkion ki fitrat hi hoti hai ki pehle dard do aur baad mein sorry keh sab kutch bhula do....


take care.......

beena 19th January 2005 01:35 AM

Aman ji,

khuda nei khud
taareef ki hei hamaari
dekar hamein ma ka bhi
khhitaab yun
dee nahin yei zimmedaari
ladkon ko chunki
gair zimmedaar hein ladkey
ladkiyon ki apeksha sabhi
hum ladkiyon sei yun
takkar na lena kabhi
khuda ka hum swaroop hein
bataayei detey hein abhi ;)

shadow 19th January 2005 09:01 AM

Amanji and Kunaal ji the thread was very good because of your replies.
Waise Beenaji ye na kahiye ki har ladki kuda ka roop hai,
waise mutation hone mein kitna time lagta hai ;)

feelIt 20th January 2005 12:59 PM

Aman ji............

aap aisa kaise keh sakte hai........

jaan bujh kar to humne aapka dil nahi dukhaya tha........aur humein kya pata tha ki aap un style marne waali, paise waali ladkiyon ki baat kar rahe the..........aur hum is baarein mein aapse maafi bhi maan chuke hai......

aur phir pyar ka dard sirf ladke hi nahi sahete.........hum ladkiyon ko bhi dard hota hai, jab dil tootta hai

humara sach mein koi bhi iraada nahin tha aap ko hurt karne ka.......jab aapne aur kunal ne ladkiyon ke baare mein aisi baatein post ki, to padh kar humein bahut bura laga aur us samay humara dil waise bhi zakhmi tha.......kisi ek ladke ki bewafaai ki wajah se humara ladkon per se vishwaas uth gaya tha................especially, aapki aur kunal ki post padh kar humein laga ki sab ladke ek jaise hote hai.....agar anjaane mein humse koi galti hui ho ya humne aapko hurt kiya ho to hum phir se maafi maangte hai

aur hum bhi aap ka dard samajte hai.......hum bhi mehsoos kar sakte hai..pyar ka dard kya hota hai

pehle dard dena, aur phir use bhool jaana, yeh na har ladki ki fitrat hai, na har ladke ki fitrat mein hota hai.............jo pehle se hi dard mein dooba hua ho, woh kya kisi ko dard denge

dard dena aur bhool jaana, yeh un logon ki fitrat hoti hai jinhone pehle kabhi dard mehsoos hi na kiya ho

dard jyada tab hota hai, jab koi apne ya koi karibi rishte ne humein chot pahochayi ho............aur aap humein jaante hi kitna hai...hum to aapke liye ek maamuli se insaan hai.........to phir aapko humari baat sun kar itna kyun bura laga

ajeeb baat hai, jise hum itna karibi se jaante tak nahi woh humari baat se bura maan jaate hai.....aur jo mera apna hai, mere dil ke itna karib hai, uspe meri koi bhi baat ka kuch bhi asar nahi hota

anyways, mein aur ek baar phir se aapse maafi maangti hu.......I AM VERY VERY SORRY

Take care...

Aman_rahi 24th January 2005 10:39 AM

Feelit ji......


Kyun is nacheez ko sharmida kar rahi hain aap baar baar muafi maang ke.......

sorry agar maine aapka dil dukhaya......

aapse baat karke laga hi nahi ki aap koi gair hain....... yahan to sab apne hain......dil ke kareeb.......... tabhi shayad bura laga.....

aur bura to apno ki maana jaata hai.......

jiska dil itna pyara ho vo mamuli kaise ho sakta hai...... aap to ek nayab tohfa hain jo khuda ne humko diya hai.......

aur maine aapke login name ke baare mein isliye poocha tha kyon ki isko pad ke " FEEL IT" kutch feel hua tha..... ik lehar si dil mein uthi thi.....

Feelit means Mehsoos karna.........

aapke naam ko humne mehsoos kiya...... apko kareeb paya tabhi to apki baat ka bura laga......

varna 8 saal ke baad dhoka kha ke humne auron ki baaton ka bura manana hi chood diya .....

aur aapse mil kar ye jaan liya hai ki har ladki ek tarah ki nahi hoti.....


Sorry one again......

kya main aapka naam jaan sakta hoon......

Muntazir......

Aman_rahi 24th January 2005 10:44 AM

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Aman ji,

khuda nei khud
taareef ki hei hamaari
dekar hamein ma ka bhi
khhitaab yun
dee nahin yei zimmedaari
ladkon ko chunki
gair zimmedaar hein ladkey
ladkiyon ki apeksha sabhi
hum ladkiyon sei yun
takkar na lena kabhi
khuda ka hum swaroop hein
bataayei detey hein abhi

Beena ji.....

aap is mehfil mein aaye ..... tahe dil se shukriya......

jaanta hoon jitni ladkion ki zimmedaarian hoti hain utni aur kisi ki nahi......

hum to ab kabhi bhi na takraayen ladkion se....:)

shukriya.......

Aman_rahi 28th January 2005 01:43 PM

Priyanka.....


ab saare replies pad lo....lol....


bye cute cat eyes.....

feelIt 31st January 2005 11:33 AM

Amanji.........

plz aap sharminda mat hoyie...........hum to sirf humare dil ki baat kar rahe the.......aur humein yeh jaan kar achha laga ki aap humein aapka apna maante hai.............bahut bahut shukriya aapka Amanji......thanx for understanding me, thanx for everything, thanx lots :) :) :)

bahut kum log hai Is duniya mein jiska aap jaisa khoobsurat dil hai, aur us khoobsurat dil mein sab ke liye pyar aur Izzat ke siva kuch bhi nahin....

hum humensha aapko yaad rakhenge........

thanx lots for liking my Login name......n feeling it :)

Take care always...

Best Regards,
Nimisha...

priyanka jain 1st February 2005 06:42 PM

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Originally posted by Aman_rahi
Priyanka.....


ab saare replies pad lo....lol....


bye cute cat eyes.....

well sare replies kyon?????

Pulkit_gupta 3rd February 2005 05:52 PM

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