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Dhaval

8th July 2007 11:30 AM

Aap Ki Adalat...!

Mere Pyaare dostoN:

" aap sab ke beech aaj kuch naYa Game shuru karne jaa raha huN.. jiskaa naam hai " AAP KI ADALAT ":D

DOSTON AAPKI ADALAT MEIN AAPKA SAWAGAT HAI!!!!!!!!!

"jis me.N aap khud judge hai aur aapko kuch funny types ki sazaa sunaani hai aap jo chaahe wo sazaa sunaa sakte haiN [aapsey pehle jo member aaYeN ussey yaa fir aap jissko sazaa sunaana chaahe ussey] to dostoN naYii naYii funny types ki sazaa apneY dimaaGh meiN laayiYe aur isse yahaaN sab ke saath share kijiYe "

yeH aik aisii sazaa hoNgi jisse kaidi dareNge nahiiN....... :D

[par dhayaan raheN dostoN kisii ke dil ko theNs na pahuNche]

to dostoN ummid kartaa huN ess meiN aapka sath mileNgaa aur aap sab bhii isey enjoy kareNge..

duaaoN ke saath ijaazat

aapka dost
dhaval

pooja_d

9th July 2007 01:10 AM

haan to sabse pahale aap hi sazaa sun lo

Pooja ye ailaan karti hai ke........dhaval ko 1 afte tak khaane me daal bhaat na diye jaaye.hahahaa......hai na dhaval ji ye ek sazaaa........as i know every thing....hahahhahaa

mausam

9th July 2007 01:00 PM

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...nice game......:D

waise saza sunani hain to age kaidi no bhi likh dete hain kyun.........reality ka ehsaas hoga.............:p

"""Qaidi no 4588(pooja) ko yeh saza sunai jaati hain ki woh mujhpe kabhi dhaval ko favour karne ka ilzaam na lagaye.....:p:D""""

chaahat

9th July 2007 06:42 PM

:D

Kaidi Number 102 Mausam Di ko yeh saza sunaai jaati hain, ki woh saari zindagi mera saath na chodein!!!!

mausam

9th July 2007 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaahat (Post 238145)

:D

Kaidi Number 102 Mausam Di ko yeh saza sunaai jaati hain, ki woh saari zindagi mera saath na chodein!!!!

Aree prii tumne ek funny sazaa waste kardi....main to kabhi tumhara saath nahin chodnewali..."jeena yaha marna yaha iske siwa jaana kaha".....:)

"Qaidi no 9211(prii) ko yeh sazaa sunai jaati hain ke woh aaj 12 baje tak zor zor se hase office mein bhi:D:D ho sake to table pe khade hoke:D"":D:D

chaahat

9th July 2007 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mausam (Post 238157)

kyun mujhe job se nikalvaane pe tulle hue ho.. hass ke dekha tha thodi der.. to meri junior mujhse poochti.. mam kya ho gaya, itna khush kyun ho.. maine use kuch nahi bataaya... aur kaha ja ke apna kaam karo.. uske baad uspe bahut hassi aayi.. lekin ab aur nahi.. abhi 12 bajne me bahut time hai yahan.. sba paagal kahenge mujhe :D

Kaidi No 420 Mausam Di (naya number aapke liye ;) ) ko saza di jaati hai.. ki woh Sonu ki dher saari pics mujhe bhejen.. aur woh bhi aaj hi ke din me.. :)

pooja_d

9th July 2007 09:46 PM

Kaidi no. 1857{(not 1857 kranti:D)(Priya di)} ko sazaa di jaati hai ke vo 1 afte tak roz raat ko haatho me mombatti leke ghume.n aur logo ko daraane ka world record banaye......aur hindustaan ka naam roshan kare.n:D hahahahaha

mausam

10th July 2007 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaahat (Post 238161)

haaahahaaa kitni agyakari behen ho tum...:D...mazaa aaya na haske........:Dare jab tumhari junior ne kaha kyun has rahin ho to keh dena chahiyena mujhe kisine nitrous oxide(laughing gas) ki bottle gift ki hain:D:D:D

aapka hukum aaj pura kar diya jayega.......:D

mausam

10th July 2007 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pooja4588 (Post 238168)

haaaa kya saza sunayi hain puja tumne prii ko...rofl..:DPrii tum to gayi....:D
Qaidi no 5559383(puji) ko yeh sazaa sunai jaati hain ki aaj woh pure din TAxi ki tarah ghume:D...means Yellow and black kapde pehne....aur jab bhi koi uske age piche ho to woh yeh Taxi wali awaaz nikale..dhrrrrrrrrr.dhrrrrrrrrrrr.dhrrrrrrrrrrrrrr .......:D:D:D:D

Mayank

10th July 2007 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mausam (Post 238219)

ab sajaa sunaane kii baari meri.... aur sajaa sunaani hai mausam ko....

to qaidi no.. 42216 ko friendship act ke tahat yeh saza sunaaii jaati hai kii woh puure 24 ghanTe lagaataar chasma pehane..... lekin chasma aaNkhoN par nahiiN maathe par pehna,na hai.....aur kisii se bhii baat karni ho to chasama aaNkhoN par lagaana hai... raat ko sone ke waqt bhi chasma utaarne kii permission nahiiN hai:D:D:D:D

mausam

10th July 2007 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayank (Post 238225)

Aisa kya???

"Qaidi no 43709 (mayankji)ko yeh saza sunai jaati hain ki woh pure 24 din tak Machhar marte rahe aur macchar na bhi ho to marne ki acting karte rahe jab tak log unhe pagal na samjhe...""":D:D:D:D:D

pooja_d

10th July 2007 08:43 PM

Wah ji wah

mausam di aap x'pert ho sazaa sunane me......

Qaidi no. 555 mausam di ko sazaa sunaai jaati hai ke vo 1 saal tak mitthhai(sweets) naa khaaye.n.........wah satke jaanvaa kya sazaa hai......muh me paani aa gaya:D

chaahat

11th July 2007 03:58 AM

Kaidi # 840 Pooja Devi ko saza sunaai jaati hai.. ki woh ek poora din "jaado" (koi mil gaya - vaala) ki tarah act karein... usi ki tarah bole.. ... hehehhe :D

chaahat

11th July 2007 06:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mausam (Post 238213)

humkum ki taameel to nahi kii aapne.. kahan hain pics?

mausam

11th July 2007 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pooja4588 (Post 238268)

Qaidi no. 555 mausam di ko sazaa sunaai jaati hai ke vo 1 saal tak mitthhai(sweets) naa khaaye.n.........wah satke jaanvaa kya sazaa hai......muh me paani aa gaya:D

Are maine tumhara kya bigada hain....:D jo aisi sazaa di mujhe..koi aisi sazaa dushman ko bhi na de..mar jaungi main to bina sweets khaye...:DAb puji tu to gayi ..haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:D

Ab tum meri saza ka kahar dekho...mujhe mithai na khane ki sazaa sunai..hmmmm:mad:

"QAidi no420840 k(pooja) ko yeh sazaa sunai jaati hain ki woh apne balon mein aaj 15 ponytail banaye aur sabpe alag alag color ke rubber band lagaye aur sab jaga aisi awastha mein hi ghume....:D:D:D:D:D

Dhaval

11th July 2007 04:05 PM

Priya didi ko sazaa di jaatii hai kii unhe 1 saal tak Colgate nahiiN mileNgii:D:D:D hehehe

Ek Ehsaas

11th July 2007 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dhavalrami4you (Post 238379)

Priya didi ko sazaa di jaatii hai kii unhe 1 saal tak Colgate nahiiN mileNgii:D:D:D hehehe

Dhaval Bhai Ko Saza di jati hai ki wo Osama Bin Laden jaisi beard (daadhi) rakhein.... Ya yun kahoon ki agle 6 months tak shave na karein

chaahat

11th July 2007 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dhavalrami4you (Post 238379)

Priya didi ko sazaa di jaatii hai kii unhe 1 saal tak Colgate nahiiN mileNgii:D:D:D hehehe

hahaha.. koi farak nahi padta ... kyunki mujhe Colgate se jyada Pepsodent pasand hai... hahahha :D

Qaidi # 8754 Dhaval ko saza di jaati hai.. ki woh 4 saalon tak din mein 4 baar brush kare.. :D tab ja ke shaayad uske daanton ki safedi mere daanton ki safedi ke level tak pohanchegi :D :D ;) :p

Dhaval

11th July 2007 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaahat (Post 238407)

I m sure didi yeh jawaab aapne neeNd meiN diYaa haii hahahahahah:D

kyuuNki mere daaNt to achchhe hi haiiN

~ Dhaval

mausam

11th July 2007 06:39 PM

"Qaidi no 55555(dhaval) ko yeh sazaa sunai jaati hain ki woh kankaria talav ki pal ke upar khada hoke zor zor se chilaaye 1000 times ki mera naam dhaval hain""....

Dhaval

11th July 2007 06:54 PM

chalo mausam didi aapne kahaa to aisaa karuNgaa:D

ab jab tak maiN chillaataa rahuuN tab tak aapko bhii achchhi sazaa detaa huuN..fikR na kareN 1000 times sirf 10 times ..aapko kaaNkariaa lake kaa round lagaanaa haii aor woh bhii 10 min meiN..waQt kuch ziyaadah diyaa hainaa didi..heheheh:D:D:D

~ Dhaval

koi to ho

12th July 2007 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dhavalrami4you (Post 238415)

dhaval ko saza di jaati hai ke dhaval is poorey hafte tv ki taraf rukh nahi karega means peeth ker ke bethe ga:p;)..........hahahah:p

mausam

12th July 2007 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dhavalrami4you (Post 238415)

ab jab tak maiN chillaataa rahuuN tab tak aapko bhii achchhi sazaa detaa huuN..fikr na kareN 1000 times sirf 10 times ..aapko kaaNkariaa lake kaa round lagaanaa haii aor woh bhii 10 min meiN..waQt kuch ziyaadah diyaa hainaa didi..heheheh:D

~ Dhaval

Ha:D:D ab sazaa to manni padegi na..kya kaha tumne..Sirf 1 baar kankaria ka round marna hain. done...Lagta hain tumhara gala baith gaya hain isiliye galti se tumne 10 baar kaha hain..i understand..gala baith jaane par aisa hota hain...:D:D...

:D:D""Qaidi no 6758(dhaval)ko yeh saza di jaati hain ki aaj woh puri raat bhesh ke tabele mein soye""":D:D:D

mausam

12th July 2007 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by koi to ho (Post 238445)

dhaval ko saza di jaati hai ke dhaval is poorey hafte tv ki taraf rukh nahi karega means peeth ker ke bethe ga:p;)..........hahahah:p

""Qaidi no 4444(mani) ko yeh saza di jaati hain ki woh regularly shayri.com pe hazri de""

Ek Ehsaas

12th July 2007 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mausam (Post 238477)

""Qaidi no 4444(mani) ko yeh saza di jaati hain ki woh regularly shayri.com pe hazri de""

Qaidi No. 420-9211 Mausam ko saza di jati hai :confused::confused: ki wo agle 30 din tak Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki aur Kyonki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi ke sabhi episodes dekein :p aur uski tareef bhi karein..:D

sunita thakur

13th July 2007 12:22 PM

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

kaidi no. 303 amit widhani ko saja di jati hai ki woh aaj pura din....apna room band karke....full volume mei.n kawaliya.n suney :p:p

Ek Ehsaas

13th July 2007 03:00 PM

Sunita di Qaidi No. 786 ko saza di jati hai ki wo khud apna b'day cake banakar humein khilayein..

Hukum ki tameel ho....

sunita thakur

14th July 2007 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Widhani (Post 238586)

Sunita di Qaidi No. 786 ko saza di jati hai ki wo khud apna b'day cake banakar humein khilayein..

Hukum ki tameel ho....

:D:Dqaidi no. 303 amit widhani ko saja di jati hai ki cake khane ke baad...sabhi jootey bartan woh saaf kare.n :p:p

Hukum ki tameel ho.....;)

mausam

14th July 2007 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sunita virender (Post 238665)

:D:Dqaidi no. 303 amit widhani ko saja di jati hai ki cake khane ke baad...sabhi jootey bartan woh saaf kare.n :p:p

Hukum ki tameel ho.....;)

"qaidi no 66798(sunitadi) ko yeh sazaa di jaati hain ki woh aaj saara din chai mein salt dalke piye..heeeeee""" aur fir yeh bhi kahe wah kya badhiya chai hain..aisi chai to maine kabhi nahin pee...:D:D:D"

pooja_d

16th July 2007 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mausam (Post 238669)

Qaidi no. 552 (mausam di) ko sazaa di jaati hai ke vo Cricket nahi dekhengi, agar dekhengi bhi to Rahul dravid ko nahi dekhengi:D

mausam

16th July 2007 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pooja4588 (Post 238808)

Qaidi no. 552 (mausam di) ko sazaa di jaati hai ke vo Cricket nahi dekhengi, agar dekhengi bhi to Rahul dravid ko nahi dekhengi:D

agar rahul dravid ko nahin dekhna hain to cricket dekhke kya karu main...tujhe mujhse koi dushmani hain pehle mithai khane ko mana kiya ab rahul...heeeeeeeeeee:D

"Qaidi no..4588(pooja) ko yeh sazaa sunai jaati hain woh kal meri post"aapki pasand ke 7 songs" pe firse koi songs list post na kare....":D:D ab kya karegi tu matko..........:D:D

pooja_d

16th July 2007 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mausam (Post 238829)

Saza to apne suna di..........ye mujhpe hai ke main manu yaa nahi:D:D

kaidi no. 1122 mausam di ko saza di jaati hai ke vo mujhe naa roke song list post karne se:p

chaahat

16th July 2007 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pooja4588 (Post 238808)

Qaidi no. 552 (mausam di) ko sazaa di jaati hai ke vo Cricket nahi dekhengi, agar dekhengi bhi to Rahul dravid ko nahi dekhengi:D

Kaidi No 8765 Pooja ko saza di jaati hai ki woh jaldi se sabke liye Russian Sandwiches bana ke laaye.. ;) :D :p

pooja_d

16th July 2007 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaahat (Post 238837)

Kaidi No 8765 Pooja ko saza di jaati hai ki woh jaldi se sabke liye Russian Sandwiches bana ke laaye.. ;) :D :p

ha jaruur.........lekin fir aap sab ko majbuuri me khana padh gaye to mujhe na kahiyega.......:D:D:D

kaidi no. 4066 ko saza di jaati hai ke vo mujhse aise kaam na karaya kare:(...plzzzzzzzzzz

chaahat

16th July 2007 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pooja4588 (Post 238841)

ha jaruur.........lekin fir aap sab ko majbuuri me khana padh gaye to mujhe na kahiyega.......:D:D:D

kaidi no. 4066 ko saza di jaati hai ke vo mujhse aise kaam na karaya kare:(...plzzzzzzzzzz

Chalo theek hai maan lete hain..

Kaidi # 5767 Pooja ko saza di jaati hai.. ki woh Chup kar ke mrkt jaaye, aur bilkul bina bole saare veggie's khareed ke laaye.. aur unhe phir se chup kar ke hi.. finely chop bhi kare ;) ab yeh to ho hi jayega na tumse.. hahaha

mausam

16th July 2007 06:26 PM

bas bahut ho chuka pooja......this is a warning to you..........:D:D:D:D
"Qaidi no 55555(pooja) ko yeh saza sunai jaati hain ki...woh 2 din tak computer ke aas pas bhi na bhatke...heeeeeeee:D":D:D

chaahat

16th July 2007 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mausam (Post 238848)

bas bahut ho chuka pooja......this is a warning to you..........:D:D:D:D
"Qaidi no 55555(pooja) ko yeh saza sunai jaati hain ki...woh 2 din tak computer ke aas pas bhi na bhatke...heeeeeeee:D":D:D

Qaidi # 840 Mausam Di ko saza di jaati hai, ki meri pyari Sonu ko uski shaitaaniyon ke liye bilkul bhi nahi daante.. balki uske saath khud bhi shaitaaniyan karein.. ;)

koi to ho

16th July 2007 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaahat (Post 238856)

Qaidi # 840 Mausam Di ko saza di jaati hai, ki meri pyari Sonu ko uski shaitaaniyon ke liye bilkul bhi nahi daante.. balki uske saath khud bhi shaitaaniyan karein.. ;)

priya ko saza di jati hai ke woh aik hafte ke liye shayri.com per invisible mode se visible mode main aa jaye...:p;-)

Dhaval

17th July 2007 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by koi to ho (Post 238878)

priya ko saza di jati hai ke woh aik hafte ke liye shayri.com per invisible mode se visible mode main aa jaye...:p;-)

Heheheh........:D:D:D kyaa baat kahii maanii didi

pooja_d

17th July 2007 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dhavalrami4you (Post 238900)

Heheheh........:D:D:D kyaa baat kahii maanii didi

kaidi 4444 dhaval ko saza di jaati hai ke vo 1 mahine tak zoo me rahe aur monkeys ko daandiya sikhaye:D:eek::):confused:;-):p

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