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Madhu 14 4th July 2015 04:24 PM

[QUOTE=sunita virender;480640][B]hawaa ke jhonke aaj mausamo se rooth gaye
kyuki tumse hai badboo ke fuhaare foot rhe...:D :D


:D

saawan ke jhooley padey tum chale aao....
Baarish ke mausam me zara pakode to khilao..

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ajnabi kon ho tum jab se tumhe dekha hai

Taish 5th July 2015 02:22 PM

apna shayad iklauta mazahiya sher pesh kar raha hooN...


Wafa ka sila aap kya dijiyega,
Dafa teen sau do laga dijiyega... :p

376 soch raha tha, par vo bichara beh'r me nahiN aata... :P

masti 7th July 2015 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taish (Post 481105)
apna shayad iklauta mazahiya sher pesh kar raha hooN...


Wafa ka sila aap kya dijiyega,
Dafa teen sau do laga dijiyega... :p

376 soch raha tha, par vo bichara beh'r me nahiN aata... :P

:D :D

sher acha hai magar lagta hai aap shayad iss thread ki terms padna bhool gaye. upar ki post mein ek sher ki pehli line di hai dusri aapko banaani hai woh bhi mazaakiya. aur sath hi agle sher ki pehli line deni bhi hai dusron ko mazakiya sher banaane ke liye.

All the best.

Dhaval 7th July 2015 05:41 PM

376 soch raha tha, par vo bichara beh'r me nahiN aata... :P
Maine chasma kahi rakha tha pat wo nazar nahiin aataa :)


Tum kya jaano kya hai muhabbat..........

masti 7th July 2015 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dhaval (Post 481215)
376 soch raha tha, par vo bichara beh'r me nahiN aata... :P
Maine chasma kahi rakha tha pat wo nazar nahiin aataa :)


Tum kya jaano kya hai muhabbat..........

Dhaval ji

Wah wah... Mazaa a gaya.

Madhu 14 7th July 2015 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dhaval (Post 481215)
376 soch raha tha, par vo bichara beh'r me nahiN aata... :P
Maine chasma kahi rakha tha pat wo nazar nahiin aataa :)


Tum kya jaano kya hai muhabbat..........

Kya baat hai waaaahh dhaval ji...

Tum kya jaano kya hai muhabbat..
lut ke hee manoge cheez hai zabardast...

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Muhabbat ki jhoothi kahani pe roye..

Dhaval 7th July 2015 10:24 PM

Muhabbat ki jhoothi kahani pe roye..
kya sher haii oye hoye oye hoye

Wo kahaan gum ho gaye dhoobdh ke laao

masti 7th July 2015 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dhaval (Post 481231)
Muhabbat ki jhoothi kahani pe roye..
kya sher haii oye hoye oye hoye

Wo kahaan gum ho gaye dhoobdh ke laao

Waah.. Sorry oye hoye oye hoye :D

Wo kahaan gum ho gaye dhoond ke lao
Issi bahaane tum bhi dafaa ho jao

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Ye pal hai apna to iss pal mein ji le

Taish 7th July 2015 11:17 PM

Ye pal hai apna is pal me ji le,
Thoda khaa le, thoda pi le...

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Tere dard ko dawa chahiye...

Dhaval 8th July 2015 08:00 AM

Tere dard ko dawa chahiye...
breakfast me dhoklaa chaahiye :D

Aaju baju dekhiye kaun kahaa haii..

sameer'shaad' 8th July 2015 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dhaval (Post 481242)
Tere dard ko dawa chahiye...
breakfast me dhoklaa chaahiye :D

Aaju baju dekhiye kaun kahaa haii..

Aaju baju dekhiye kaun kahaa haii,
aankhen kholo dhaval, dhokla hi dawaa hai.... :p


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sawan ka maheena pawan kare shor.....

Madhu 14 8th July 2015 10:55 AM

sawan ka maheena pawan kare shor...
itti barish me mera chhata le gaya chor.:rolleyes::p

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chal jaag musafir bhor bhayi..

Dhaval 8th July 2015 12:38 PM

chal jaag musafir bhor bhayi..
pakode sang ho jaye chaai waaii...

Chup chaap yunhi khade raho raat din

masti 8th July 2015 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dhaval (Post 481293)
chal jaag musafir bhor bhayi..
pakode sang ho jaye chaai waaii...

Chup chaap yunhi khade raho raat din

Ye dhokla.pakode. Chaai. Nashta nahi mila lagta hai?

Chup chaap yunhi khade raho raat din
Pake aaloo se pade raho raat din
Har waqt t.v. par kabza jamaaye rehte ho
Kabhi to padaayi bhi kiya karo raat din

Mere yaar ki shaadi hai...

Dhaval 8th July 2015 01:05 PM

Hahahaha sarika jee main khaane ka shauqeen huun to shayri me thoda khaana wana aa jaata hai

Mere yaar ki shaadi hai...
kal se shuru barbaadee haii
chhinne waali aazaadi haii
fir bhi nacho mere yaar ki shaadi haii :D

Khoob likho khoob padho khoob gaao

sameer'shaad' 8th July 2015 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dhaval (Post 481315)
Hahahaha sarika jee main khaane ka shauqeen huun to shayri me thoda khaana wana aa jaata hai

Mere yaar ki shaadi hai...
kal se shuru barbaadee haii
chhinne waali aazaadi haii
fir bhi nacho mere yaar ki shaadi haii :D

Khoob likho khoob padho khoob gaao


Khoob likho khoob padho khoob gaao
Dhaval ji ke sang raho aur chaat pakodee khaao...... :P :D


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kyaa khoob lagtee ho badee sundar dikhtii ho....

Qasid 8th July 2015 04:26 PM

kyaa khoob lagtee ho badee sundar dikhtii ho....
par muh na kholo tum haye kitna bakti ho......

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Tere jaisaa yaar kahaan kaha aisa yaaraana

Dhaval 8th July 2015 05:04 PM

Tere jaisaa yaar kahaan kaha aisa yaaraana
ali baba chalis chor aor sone ka khazaanaa :D


Subh muhrat men deri kaisii

sameer'shaad' 8th July 2015 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dhaval (Post 481332)
Tere jaisaa yaar kahaan kaha aisa yaaraana
ali baba chalis chor aor sone ka khazaanaa :D


Subh muhrat men deri kaisii
aapki baaten mere jaisii.....


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dil se terii aawaz jigar tak utar gayee...

Dhaval 8th July 2015 05:30 PM

dil se terii aawaz jigar tak utar gayee...
ataa maji sataklii apni ab saTak gaii...


sapnoN ke saagar se kuchh dhoondh ke laaiye...

Taish 8th July 2015 11:45 PM

Sapno ke sagar me kuch dhund ke laaiye,
Bhookh lagi hai miyaan murga banwaiye... :p


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Dard hi dard mayassar mujhko...

masti 9th July 2015 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taish (Post 481350)
Sapno ke sagar me kuch dhund ke laaiye,
Bhookh lagi hai miyaan murga banwaiye... :p


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Dard hi dard mayassar mujhko...

Dard hi dard mayassar mujhko
Murga nahi khaati paneer khilao mujhko:p

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nazak ki jubaa.n se samajh jaiyega....

Qasid 9th July 2015 05:20 PM

nazar ki jubaa.n se samajh jaiyega....
khudaa ke liye ab kam khaayiegaa....

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दीवानों से ये मत पूछो, दीवानों पे क्या गुज़री है

Dhaval 9th July 2015 08:33 PM

diwano se ye mat pucho diwaano pe kya guzri hai
ped ke niche sher nahi wo to ik bakri haii


Ishq me ye kaisaa haal ho gayaa

Taish 9th July 2015 09:28 PM

Ishq me ye kaisa haal ho gaya,
Ganje ke sar pe baal ho gaya... :p


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Tu maiN aur koi nahi....

Dhaval 10th July 2015 01:57 PM

Tu mai aur koi nahin
Is mall me q WiFi nahii :D

Zaraa si der me kya ho gayaa

Taish 10th July 2015 02:13 PM

Zara si dair me kya jo gaya,
Kabhi tha yahin shad kho gaya...

Next: jo hua chcha hua...

Dhaval 10th July 2015 02:20 PM

Jo hua chcha hua
Kaa huwa bhaii ee kaa huwaa


Subha ka sooraj kar de raushan

Taish 10th July 2015 02:25 PM

Subah ka sooraj kar de roshan,
Dhaval is a man on a mission....

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Aayi hai baraat tere dar pe....

Dhaval 10th July 2015 02:43 PM

Hahaha

Aayi hai baraat tere dar pe
ChhuTTi ke din aaraam karo ghar pe

Sab kahaan gaayab ho gaye

Taish 10th July 2015 04:27 PM

Sab kahan gayab ho gaye,
Meri ghazal padh, thak ke so gaye...

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Bewafa ne bhi kya khoob wafa ki hai...

Dhaval 10th July 2015 05:34 PM

Bewafa ne bhi kya khoob wafa ki hai...
Kya aapke toothpaste me namak neembu pizza aur EEMLEE haii?

Sarkaar badal jaaye to.........

Madhu 14 10th July 2015 07:17 PM

Sarkaar badal jaaye to..
khana shayri me dhaval laye to...

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badi zor ki bhookh lagi hai..

masti 10th July 2015 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madhu 14 (Post 481595)
Sarkaar badal jaaye to..
khana shayri me dhaval laye to...

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badi zor ki bhookh lagi hai..

:eek::eek:

badi zor ki bhookh lagi hai
tu bhi khane pe shayri karne lagi hai...........:eek::eek::D

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wo khat ke purze udaa raha tha...

Dhaval 11th July 2015 12:11 AM

wo khat ke purze udaa raha tha...
Ek bandar dhoom style bike chalaa rahaa tha :D


Aisa socho waisa socho kaisa socho

Taish 11th July 2015 12:28 AM

aisa socho waisa socho, kaisa socho....
Tum bas baith ke deewaar kharoNcho...


hadd kar di aapne....

Dhaval 11th July 2015 01:47 PM

hadd kar di aapne....
Madaari ko dans liyaa saanp ne.......


Kya khoob nazaaraa haii.......

masti 15th July 2015 12:02 AM

[QUOTE=Dhaval;481669]hadd kar di aapne....
Madaari ko dans liyaa saanp ne.......


Kya khoob nazaaraa haii.......[/QUOTE


Kya khoob nazaaraa haii
Haath Mein belan aur sar tumhaara hai

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Jab jab niklu gaagar bhar ke..

Dhaval 15th July 2015 12:23 AM

Jab jab niklu gaagar bhar ke
Mandir hai saamne ghar ke


Hahaha mai hastaa hu

masti 15th July 2015 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dhaval (Post 482262)
Jab jab niklu gaagar bhar ke
Mandir hai saamne ghar ke


Hahaha mai hastaa hu

Hahaha mai hastaa hu
Uen uen uen main roti hu.

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Kisi hansi nigaah ka dil pe saya hai..


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