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Forum: Mazaakiya SMS Shayri 30th September 2007, 10:43 AM
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Views: 1,539
Posted By itschahat
The only thing he could remember is....

http://www.crazy-jokes.com/pictures/achoo.jpg

http://www.crazy-jokes.com/pictures/perp.jpg

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-- Chahat

Looking for friendship sms...
Forum: Mazaakiya SMS Shayri 30th September 2007, 10:41 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,334
Posted By itschahat
Church Joke...

A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"

Little Johnny replied, "Because people are sleeping."
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Forum: Shayri-e-Ishq 30th September 2007, 10:40 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 626
Posted By itschahat
Har dil rota hai....

Judai mein har dil rota hai,
Milne ke har aas mein jalata hai,
Pyaar mein kabhi koi juda nahi hota,
Woh to hoti hai majburiyan ,
Ki unko saccha pyaar nahi hota....

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- Chahat

Do...
Forum: Mazaakiya SMS Shayri 26th September 2007, 01:38 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,217
Posted By itschahat
Dollar joke.

A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, "Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around here much."

The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and...
Forum: Chit-Chat & General Discussion Forum 26th September 2007, 01:36 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 1,094
Posted By itschahat
Watch these funny pics..

http://www.funnypics4all.com/pics/1/2/1240.gif

http://www.funnypics4all.com/pics/1/2/1241.gif

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-- Chahat

Have you checked out these friendship sms text...
Forum: Shayri-e-Ishq 26th September 2007, 01:35 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 686
Posted By itschahat
Dil ko aapke pyaar ki aarzoo hai...

Aankhon ko aapke deedar ki aarzoo hai,
Dil ko aapke pyaar ki aarzoo hai!
Kisi mod pe bhul na jana hame,
Zindagi mein hame aapke saath ki aarzoo hai!!

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- Chahat

Sweet, funny and...
Forum: Chit-Chat & General Discussion Forum 21st September 2007, 02:36 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 523
Posted By itschahat
A nice story..........

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy,Bob. They loaded up Jack's mini van and headed north.

After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard.

They pulled into a nearby...
Forum: Chit-Chat & General Discussion Forum 21st September 2007, 02:34 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 632
Posted By itschahat
Not a good idea to impress ur wife...

http://www.cleanjoke.com/images/valentines-flowers.JPG


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-- Chahat

Start your day with these lovely good morning sms (http://www.smsfunonline.com/category/good-morning-sms/):...
Forum: Shayri-e-Ishq 21st September 2007, 01:31 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 533
Posted By itschahat
Unke diye zakhm bhi dikhaenge unko...

Agar milega waqt to bataenge unko,
Unke diye zakhm bhi dikhaenge unko,
Unki yeh bhi tamanna karenge puri ek din,
Jab niklegi aakhri saans bhool jayenge unko....

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- Chahat
Forum: Chit-Chat & General Discussion Forum 20th September 2007, 12:57 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 604
Posted By itschahat
Funny animals pics......

http://www.funnyjoke.net/images/18.jpg

http://www.funnyjoke.net/images/8.jpg


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-- Chahat

Do you love to read sms friendship quotes...
Forum: Mazaakiya SMS Shayri 20th September 2007, 12:54 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 25,261
Posted By itschahat
Funny Sardar and bihari joke....

A Bihari was waiting for his bus at the bus stop. Finally the bus arrives and he gets in.

The bus was fully loaded with Sardarjis. One Sardarji orders Bihari to tell a joke. Now, the Bihari thinks...
Forum: Shayri-e-Ishq 20th September 2007, 12:53 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 822
Posted By itschahat
Khamoshiyan teri mujhse baatein karti hain....

Khamoshiyan teri mujhse baatein karti hain,
Meri har aah har dard samajhti hain.
Pata hai majbur hai tu bhi,
Phir bhi aankhein tere deedar ko tarasti hain....

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- Chahat

Email...
Forum: Chit-Chat & General Discussion Forum 19th September 2007, 02:49 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 438
Posted By itschahat
How igloo contractors do their job???

http://www.funnyjoke.net/images/w_humorbug_107c15d41c.jpg

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-- Chahat

Enjoy reading best business jokes (http://www.jokesduniya.com/category/business-and-office-jokes/) here:...
Forum: Chit-Chat & General Discussion Forum 19th September 2007, 02:47 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 655
Posted By itschahat
Tom and Bill funny joke.....

Bill and Tom are two Irishmen working at the local sawmill.
One day Bill slips and his arm gets caught and severed by the big bench saw.
Tom quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and...
Forum: Chit-Chat & General Discussion Forum 19th September 2007, 02:39 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 634
Posted By itschahat
Tom and Bill funny joke.....

Bill and Tom are two Irishmen working at the local sawmill.
One day Bill slips and his arm gets caught and severed by the big bench saw.
Tom quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and...
Forum: Shayri-e-Ishq 19th September 2007, 02:38 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 792
Posted By itschahat
Kitna pyaar hain aapse.....

Maut se daar nahi lagta mujhko
Tujh se judaai ka daar hain
Kisi aur ka haq nahi mujh pe
Sirf tujhe haq hain
Punch lo apni dhadkano se
Kitna pyaar hain aapse
Aur aapko ham pe shaq hain...
...
Forum: Chit-Chat & General Discussion Forum 18th September 2007, 03:06 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,216
Posted By itschahat
Funny blond cops joke.....

A blonde police officer stops a blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.

The driver searches around in her handbag but canít find it. She says to the cop, I must have left it at home...
Forum: Chit-Chat & General Discussion Forum 18th September 2007, 03:05 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 448
Posted By itschahat
Helicopter carrying a ship....

http://www.funnyjoke.net/images/4.jpg

http://www.funnyjoke.net/images/cartoon1234.JPG

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-- Chahat

SMS Love Poems and Love SMS Messages...
Forum: Shayri-e-Ishq 18th September 2007, 03:03 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 736
Posted By itschahat
Humein tumse pyaar nahi...

Mohabbat mein laakho zakhm khaye humne
Afsos unhe humpar aitbar nahi
Mat pucho kya gujarti hai dil par
Jab woh kehte hai humein tumse pyaar nahi...

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- Chahat

Collection of funny...
Forum: Chit-Chat & General Discussion Forum 13th September 2007, 11:45 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 1,304
Posted By itschahat
Funny pics to laugh....

http://www.cleanjoke.com/images/cannibals.gif

http://www.cleanjoke.com/images/funny-easter-picture.jpg

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-- Chahat

Need sms love poems...
Forum: Mazaakiya SMS Shayri 13th September 2007, 11:39 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,663
Posted By itschahat
Some funny jokes here.....

Family is driving in their car on holidays. Frog crosses the road and
husband, who is driving, is able to stop the car. He gets out an takes the
frog and carries him to the side of the road. Frog...
Forum: Shayri-e-Ishq 13th September 2007, 11:34 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 741
Posted By itschahat
Jise chaha usse pa na saki.......

Khushi mile to hass na saki,
Gum mile to roo na saki,
Zindagi ka yahi dastur hai,
Jise chaha usse pa na saki,
Aur jise paye usse chaha na saki.........

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- Chahat

Funny, romantic...
Forum: Chit-Chat & General Discussion Forum 12th September 2007, 01:42 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 672
Posted By itschahat
The plane landing runway....

Two guys were sitting in a bar getting really drunk. After awhile,
just drinking gets boring, so the first guy looks at the second guy
and says, "Hey, you want to go up for a ride in my airplane?"...
Forum: Shayri-e-Ishq 12th September 2007, 01:40 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 921
Posted By itschahat
Dil ki baat ko izhaar kehtay hain.....

Dil ki baat ko izhaar kehtay hain,
Jhuki nigaahi ko ikraar kehtay hain,
Sirf paanay ka naam mohabbat nahi doston,
Kuch khonay ko bhi pyaar kehtay hain....

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- Chahat

Are you...
Forum: Shayri-e-Ishq 11th September 2007, 11:07 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 1,455
Posted By itschahat
Tere bina zindagi udass rehti hai.....

Iss dil ko kisi ki aahat ki aas rehati hai,
Nigahain ko kisi soorat ki pyass rehti hai,
Tere bina zindagi mein kami toh nahin,
Phir tere bina zindagi udass rehti hai.

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- Chahat
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Forum: Mazaakiya SMS Shayri 11th September 2007, 11:05 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 2,337
Posted By itschahat
Disvantage of working overtime in the office!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v730/havi58/Overtime.jpg


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-- Chahat

Find lots of Father's Day SMS (http://www.smsfunonline.com/category/fathers-day-sms/) here:...
Forum: Mazaakiya SMS Shayri 11th September 2007, 11:03 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,137
Posted By itschahat
Big John has a bus pass...

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops, a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally...
Forum: Mazaakiya SMS Shayri 10th September 2007, 11:01 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,386
Posted By itschahat
Never used brain...

A man went in for a Brain transplant operation and was offered a choice of two brains by the surgeon. He could choose either the Architect's brain which would cost him £10,000 or the Politician's...
Forum: Chit-Chat & General Discussion Forum 10th September 2007, 10:59 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,108
Posted By itschahat
See how a bird dare to catch the tail of a fox..

http://www.positivt.dk/images27/0367.jpg

http://cdn.ugoto.com/pictures/bite_me-b61.jpg

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-- Chahat

Find lots of Father's Day SMS...
Forum: Shayri-e-Ishq 10th September 2007, 10:57 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 843
Posted By itschahat
Is dil ka kaha maano ek kaam kar do...

Is dil ka kaha maano ek kaam kar do,
Ek be-naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,
Meri par faqat itna ehsan kar do,
Ek subha ko milo aur shaam kar do.

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- Chahat

Father's Day...
Forum: Chit-Chat & General Discussion Forum 7th September 2007, 11:58 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 632
Posted By itschahat
Dog or a Towel very confusing...

http://www.positivt.dk/images27/0281.jpg

http://www.positivt.dk/images27/0325.jpg

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-- Chahat

Do you like to read funny computer jokes...
Forum: Mazaakiya SMS Shayri 7th September 2007, 11:56 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,282
Posted By itschahat
Some Funny Blond Jokes .......

A blonde is on board a small two seater plane when suddenly the pilot dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio.

"Mayday, mayday! My pilot just died!"

Ground control receive her...
Forum: Shayri-e-Ishq 7th September 2007, 11:55 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 850
Posted By itschahat
Pal aaya bhi to kuch pal ke liye...

Pal pal tarse uss pal ke liye,
Pal aaya bhi to kuch pal ke liye,
Socha tha usse zindagi ka ek hasin pal bana lenge,
Par woh pal ruka bhi to kuch pal ke liye.

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- Chahat

Check out...
Forum: Chit-Chat & General Discussion Forum 6th September 2007, 10:45 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 707
Posted By itschahat
Funny pics..

http://www.positivt.dk/images27/0269.jpg

http://www.positivt.dk/images27/0277.jpg

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-- Chahat

Email friendship sms messages (http://www.smsfunonline.com/category/friendship-sms/) to...
Forum: Humourous Shayri 6th September 2007, 10:44 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 12,167
Posted By itschahat
funny shayari for u friends...

Haqeeqat samjho ya fasana,
Apna samjho ya begana,
Suno dil ka afsana,
Ki garmi bahut hain,
Din mein teen baar nahana....

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- Chahat

Have you checked out these friendship sms text...
Forum: Mazaakiya SMS Shayri 6th September 2007, 10:42 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,467
Posted By itschahat
New Santa Banta Joke...

Santa and Banta were walking along a path in a park. Then Santa turns to Banta and says, "Poor thing look at the dog with one eye."

Then Banta covers one of his eyes and says "where?"
...
Forum: Mazaakiya SMS Shayri 5th September 2007, 11:58 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,589
Posted By itschahat
I am still winning!!!

There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst. She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the...
Forum: Mazaakiya SMS Shayri 5th September 2007, 11:55 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,010
Posted By itschahat
Ding dong....

http://www.positivt.dk/images27/0278.jpg



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-- Chahat

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Forum: Shayri-e-Ishq 5th September 2007, 11:54 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 877
Posted By itschahat
Jise hum apne saath le aaye..

Saaton aasmaan ki sair hum kar aaye,
Har ek taare se mulakat kar aaye,
Ek taara khaas tha,
Jise hum apne saath le aaye,
Warna aap hi sochiye,
Aap iss jameen pe kaise aaye

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- Chahat
Forum: Mazaakiya SMS Shayri 3rd September 2007, 11:46 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,303
Posted By itschahat
Funny Blond Joke,...

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing; so, after reading many books on the subject and gathering all of the necessary equipment, she made for the nearest frozen lake.
After positioning her comfy foot...
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