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Forum: Humourous Shayri 18th August 2004, 12:29 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 2,095
Posted By Bindas Bhoot
Red face Funny Joke

A MAN HAS JUST 2 HAIRS ON HIS HEAD.
BOTH HAIR DECIDED TO GET MARRIED,
BUT THEY CANT - WHY? .....
B'COZ BAL VIVAH IS PROHIBITED IN INDIA.:eek: :D ;) :p
Forum: Humourous Shayri 18th August 2004, 12:27 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 796
Posted By Bindas Bhoot
WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH KYA KHA HAI JANAB NAI...

WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH KYA KHA HAI JANAB NAI BHOOT KUSH HUYA :D
Forum: Humourous Shayri 18th August 2004, 12:21 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 768
Posted By Bindas Bhoot
A SARDAR BREAKS AN EGG TO MAKE AN OMLET, BUT...

A SARDAR BREAKS AN EGG TO MAKE AN OMLET,
BUT NOTICES THE EGG IS EMPTY & REGRETS SAYING
"SAALA, AAJ KAL MURGE LOG BHI CONDOM USE KARNE LAGE HAI."
:D :) :p ;)
Forum: Humourous Shayri 18th August 2004, 12:18 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 768
Posted By Bindas Bhoot
Talking Funny One But Good One

Son: Mom, Bus kyo pregnant nahi hoti?
Mom: Kyoki sab pichhe se chadte hai.
Son: Lekin Driver to age se chadta hai.
Mom: Woh topi pahanta hai:D :p ;)
Forum: Humourous Shayri 18th August 2004, 12:16 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,513
Posted By Bindas Bhoot
MUHOOOOoooooooOOOOOOoooo keep it up nice one...

MUHOOOOoooooooOOOOOOoooo keep it up nice one bhoot kush huya muhooooooo:D :p :)
Forum: Humourous Shayri 18th August 2004, 12:03 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,518
Posted By Bindas Bhoot
Exclamation AFTER LONG TIME SOME ONE GAVE SOME GOOD COMMENTES...

AFTER LONG TIME SOME ONE GAVE SOME GOOD COMMENTES OTHERWISE PEOPLE HERE ARE TOO BUSY TO REPLEY A COMMENTS ALSO :mad:
Forum: Humourous Shayri 14th August 2004, 08:28 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,253
Posted By Bindas Bhoot
any one here alive and read my jokes iam shock to...

any one here alive and read my jokes iam shock to know people dont response in this forum come on people comments something so i keep posting new ones
Forum: Humourous Shayri 14th August 2004, 08:24 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,253
Posted By Bindas Bhoot
scientists say beer contains traces of female...

scientists say beer contains traces of female hormones!!
To prove that they gave 100mwn 10 pints of beer eacg
ALL OF THEM STARTED TALKING NINSENSE NONSTOP.....
Forum: Humourous Shayri 13th August 2004, 08:49 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,253
Posted By Bindas Bhoot
Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, sheesha chatak gaya,...

Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, sheesha chatak gaya, Buddhi ne aankh maari, buddha latak gaya :rolleyes: :D
Forum: Humourous Shayri 13th August 2004, 08:46 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,253
Posted By Bindas Bhoot
Use karte hein make-up ka daba roze kiyun? Ban...

Use karte hein make-up ka daba roze kiyun? Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain chailaa roze kiyun? Mummy tum to kehti thee Eid to kab kee gaye Phir Parosan se gale miltay hain Papa roze kiyun?
:D :D :D :D...
Forum: Humourous Shayri 13th August 2004, 08:42 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,253
Posted By Bindas Bhoot
very funny one pyar

Maine tujhe pyar kiya, saraswati samajh kar Tere baap ne mujhe pita, agarbattti samajh kar :confused: :confused: :eek: :p :o
Forum: Humourous Shayri 7th August 2004, 08:42 PM
Replies: 1
sMS
Views: 1,020
Posted By Bindas Bhoot
MUHOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOO WOW...

MUHOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOO
WOW keep it up keep helping people :D BHOOT KUSH HUYA
Forum: Humourous Shayri 7th August 2004, 08:39 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,088
Posted By Bindas Bhoot
Talking if there will be no bhoot then life wont be so...

if there will be no bhoot then life wont be so fun after all u need some comdey bhoot like me :D and u are also right pari that now a days bhoot is in thing;) MUHHoooooooOOOOOOOooooooOOOO
Forum: Humourous Shayri 5th August 2004, 08:51 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,088
Posted By Bindas Bhoot
Wink Fact Of India(funny One But True)

ATAL gone SONIA in,
PARATHA gone PIZZA in,
MILK gone MARTINI in,
MUNNABHAI gone MAFIA in,
AMITABH gone AL PACINO in,
IN short INDIA gone ITALY IN :eek: :confused: :p
Forum: Humourous Shayri 5th August 2004, 08:43 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,070
Posted By Bindas Bhoot
Talking Galib ke bewafa prem (VeryFunny)

Galib Ek din Bewafa premika ke ghar ke bahar SUSU karte pakade gaye to Premika ne pucha yeh ku?
Galib - PYAR ME IS KADAR GHAYAL HUA KI ANSUO NE BHI APNA RASTA BADAL DIYA!!! :eek: :D ;) :p
Forum: Humourous Shayri 4th August 2004, 09:07 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 3,969
Posted By Bindas Bhoot
Thanks for comment muhoooOOOooooOOOO:D :p

Thanks for comment muhoooOOOooooOOOO:D :p
Forum: Humourous Shayri 3rd August 2004, 09:26 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,518
Posted By Bindas Bhoot
Talking Funny Ajit

Judge to Ajit:
Gita pe haath laga kar KASAM kaho ki jo kahunga,
Ajit in between :
Yeh kya! Sita ko haath lagaya to court me bulaya,
aab fir Gita pe haath lagaya to jane kya hoga!!!!!:eek: :D
Forum: Humourous Shayri 3rd August 2004, 09:18 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 717
Posted By Bindas Bhoot
Funny Laaloo of BHAIR

Laaloo ko modellng ka bhoot chadha.
so he posed with buffaloes.
1 newspaper published the pic with caption-
'laaloo 3rd from left'
Forum: Humourous Shayri 3rd August 2004, 09:06 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 3,969
Posted By Bindas Bhoot
Talking Funny But Very Fact

EK YUG THA JAB LOG APNE GHAR KE DWAR PAR LIKHTE THE-
ATITH DEVO BHAVA....,
PHIR LIKHE-SHUBH LAABH....,
PHIR LIKHNE LAGE-YOU ARE WELLCOME....,
AUR AB LIKHTE HAI- KUTTO SE SAVDHAN !!!:eek: :D :p
Forum: Humourous Shayri 3rd August 2004, 08:47 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,029
Posted By Bindas Bhoot
Question To be honest enough EVEN I DONT KNOW THE ANSWER...

To be honest enough EVEN I DONT KNOW THE ANSWER OF THAT RIDDLE!!!!;)
Forum: Humourous Shayri 1st August 2004, 01:23 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 1,200
Posted By Bindas Bhoot
Talking pyar or mehnat bekar

Aaj-didar, kal-yaar,
parso-pyar, phir-eakrar,
phir-intzar, phir-takrar,
phir-darar, sari mehnat-bekar
aur
Aakhir me Chandani bar.;-) :D :cool:
Forum: Humourous Shayri 1st August 2004, 01:21 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 924
Posted By Bindas Bhoot
Red face pyaar or kisi aur k sath

hamne bhi pyaar kiya hai badi jor k sath
lekin abhi hum yaar karenge badi soch k sath
kyu k kal use dekha kisi aur k sath. :eek: ;-)
Forum: Humourous Shayri 1st August 2004, 01:18 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 679
Posted By Bindas Bhoot
Question Tumse mila kal, To mere dil me hua ek sound ! ...

Tumse mila kal,
To mere dil me hua ek sound !
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho..
your file not found !! :eek: :eek: :confused:
Forum: Humourous Shayri 1st August 2004, 01:16 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 679
Posted By Bindas Bhoot
Smile Bewafa Sanam Or Ciggaret

Bewafa sanam se to ciggaret achhi hai...
bewafa sanam se to ciggaret achhi hai,
dil jalati hai,magar hothon se to lagati hai.:p :D
Forum: Shayri-e-Sharaab 1st August 2004, 01:13 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,026
Posted By Bindas Bhoot
Pee Or Jee Yaara

NASHE SE JUNOON BADHTA HAI. JUNOON SE TAAKAT. TAAKAT SE DAULAT BADHTI HAI AUR DAULAT SE IZZAT. ISILIYE IZZAT KAMANE KE LIYE DARU PEENA BAHUT ZARURI HAI
Forum: Shayri-e-Sharaab 1st August 2004, 01:12 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 439
Posted By Bindas Bhoot
Wink Pee Or Jee Mera Yaar

NASHE SE JUNOON BADHTA HAI. JUNOON SE TAAKAT. TAAKAT SE DAULAT BADHTI HAI AUR DAULAT SE IZZAT. ISILIYE IZZAT KAMANE KE LIYE DARU PEENA BAHUT ZARURI HAI:D ;-)
Forum: Humourous Shayri 1st August 2004, 01:09 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,029
Posted By Bindas Bhoot
Talking Muhoo Bindas confusion

jawaab do:
mere bhai ki aurat ke bete ki bahan ke chacha ki patni ke saas ke jamai ki patni ke bhai ki patni ka beta to mera rishta kya…?:confused:
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