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Forum: Humourous Shayri 10th August 2006, 11:44 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 2,443
Posted By akif hai na
Talking Fastest thing in the world....(Interesting..) :o)

Four guys, from Harvard, Yale, MIT and SANTA SINGH from Punjab
University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common
question was asked to all 4 of them.

INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE...
Forum: Humourous Shayri 13th June 2006, 11:15 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 2,246
Posted By akif hai na
thank u qqplus

thank u qqplus
Forum: Humourous Shayri 13th June 2006, 11:08 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,936
Posted By akif hai na
thank u ruchika

thank u ruchika
Forum: Humourous Shayri 12th June 2006, 11:23 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 2,246
Posted By akif hai na
thank u for reply

thank u for reply
Forum: Humourous Shayri 12th June 2006, 11:04 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,936
Posted By akif hai na
thank u both pulkit and parul

thank u both pulkit and parul
Forum: Humourous Shayri 8th June 2006, 01:33 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,936
Posted By akif hai na
Talking Why did Newton commit suicide?????

Why did Newton commit suicide???

Here is the reason.

Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that
had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws
in...
Forum: Humourous Shayri 6th June 2006, 05:01 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,559
Posted By akif hai na
Who is intelligent ??? Girlz or Boyz ???

One day, a girl, 16yrs old, heared from her mother that if she will
do
a
regular prayer for 4 yrs, a divine "Devi" will come to her dreams &
give
her 3 boons(Varadaan). So she decided to do...
Forum: Humourous Shayri 4th June 2006, 11:59 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 2,246
Posted By akif hai na
work & experience

Ever heard the story of the giant ship engine that failed? The ship's
owners tried one expert after another, but none of them could figure but
how to fix the engine. Then they brought in an old man...
Forum: Humourous Shayri 4th June 2006, 11:44 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,109
Posted By akif hai na
socho kaise!!!!!!!!

Try to answer if u can......... based on simple General Knowledge...!


Ek Gadhey ko Lohe Ki chain se bandha hua hai.....
Batayen ki wo Dooooorrr pari hui GHAS ko kese Khaega….???
.


.
Forum: Humourous Shayri 30th May 2006, 11:17 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,489
Posted By akif hai na
good one ashi i read your reply to my post...

good one ashi

i read your reply to my post that u were busy

and i got your messages that were good

thnx for all messages
Forum: Humourous Shayri 25th May 2006, 10:40 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,021
Posted By akif hai na
Talking Reservation for astronauts ???

Manmohan Singh to Bush – We are sending Indians to the moon next year.

Bush – Wow! How Many?

Manmohan Singh - 100

25 - OBC

25 - SC
Forum: Humourous Shayri 8th May 2006, 12:05 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,128
Posted By akif hai na
Talking poetic resignation

Poetic Resignation

The name is good, the brand is big
But the work I do is that of a pig
The work or the brand; what is my way?
I don't know if I should stay.

To work, they have set...
Forum: Humourous Shayri 13th April 2006, 07:20 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,600
Posted By akif hai na
PAPPU TU TO PASS HO GAYA

PAPPU

TU TO PASS HO GAYA
Forum: Humourous Shayri 11th April 2006, 02:28 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 2,287
Posted By akif hai na
fully faltu

Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliyan(6 fingers) hoti hain... sab log
use "Hanuman" bulate hain... kyun???
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Forum: Humourous Shayri 2nd April 2006, 03:26 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,073
Posted By akif hai na
Thanks to both of u and there is no system...

Thanks to both of u
and there is no system behind it it is just a logic
Forum: Humourous Shayri 1st April 2006, 05:25 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 758
Posted By akif hai na
Fridge effect

One morning at a doctors surgery a patient arrives complaining of
serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what
happened to your back?"

The patient replies "You know that...
Forum: Humourous Shayri 1st April 2006, 05:24 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 1,198
Posted By akif hai na
must read the sentence

*The person who invented this sentence is either a
Vocabulary GENIUS or is
absolutely JOBLESS.**

Why?

You'll soon find out !!!

Read the sentence below carefully...
Forum: Humourous Shayri 1st April 2006, 05:23 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,445
Posted By akif hai na
How to recruit right person?

HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT
PERSON FOR THE JOB?

Put about 100 bricks in some
particular order in a closed
room with an
open window.

Then send 2 or 3 candidates in
the room and close the door.
Forum: Humourous Shayri 1st April 2006, 05:21 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 930
Posted By akif hai na
Engineering dialogues

Engineering Dialogues


1. On being Late

(standing at the door... gesturing to a friend) "Andar aaon kya? Kab chalu hua?"

...
Forum: Humourous Shayri 1st April 2006, 05:18 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,403
Posted By akif hai na
Happy april fool day

April fool day in advance.......

FOOL se
FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
Forum: Humourous Shayri 28th March 2006, 07:12 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,073
Posted By akif hai na
Calculate your age

Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but the Hershey Man will know!






YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
Forum: Humourous Shayri 28th March 2006, 07:07 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 742
Posted By akif hai na
Alzheimer' Eye Test

Test your eyes

ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST

Count every "F " in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...
Forum: Humourous Shayri 28th March 2006, 06:46 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 915
Posted By akif hai na
UPSC exam 1998 Que/Ans

UPSC Exam 1998 Interview Question and the Answer

IAS i.e. UPSC Exam 1998 Interview Question and the Answer given by candidates ..........oh sorry!! IAS Officers now





...
Forum: Humourous Shayri 28th March 2006, 06:40 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 913
Posted By akif hai na
HR means 'HIGH RIUSK'

After 2 years of selfless service,
a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it.


So he...
Forum: Humourous Shayri 24th March 2006, 07:01 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 745
Posted By akif hai na
complan & Santoor

An Elephant meets an Ant!!

On Introduction:

Ant : Haathi tumhari umar kitni hai?
Elephant: Paanch Saal !!!


Ant : Paanch Saal aur itnay bade !!!
Elephant: I AM A COMPLAN BOY .
Forum: Humourous Shayri 19th March 2006, 11:27 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 3,670
Posted By akif hai na
phir se de diya zor ka jhatka dhire se it was...

phir se de diya zor ka jhatka dhire se
it was fantastic keep posting such great jokes
Forum: Humourous Shayri 14th March 2006, 11:13 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 922
Posted By akif hai na
Question can u prove 3=2 ???

This seems to be an anomaly or whatever u call in mathematics.

It seems, Ramanujam found it but never disclosed it during his life time and that it has been
found from his dairy.

See this...
Forum: Humourous Shayri 10th March 2006, 11:53 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 1,567
Posted By akif hai na
puzzle -- try it!

Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers.





One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years,tried to board

the bus,
Forum: Humourous Shayri 7th March 2006, 10:47 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 2,033
Posted By akif hai na
thanx for reply

thanx for reply
Forum: Humourous Shayri 5th March 2006, 05:52 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 2,033
Posted By akif hai na
some new jokes

Santa always leave an empty milk carton in the refrigerator just in case someone wants their coffee black

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Forum: Humourous Shayri 1st March 2006, 06:59 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,452
Posted By akif hai na
bilkul sahi likha hai mera haal bhi is...

bilkul sahi likha hai

mera haal bhi is student jaisa hi hai
Forum: Humourous Shayri 1st March 2006, 06:39 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,398
Posted By akif hai na
if this is a c grade joke then what u r writing...

if this is a c grade joke then what u r writing has no limit
Forum: Humourous Shayri 26th February 2006, 11:51 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 5,637
Posted By akif hai na
hey i am 1000th reader of this post ok right...

hey i am 1000th reader of this post

ok right now i am listening juda hoke bhi by Atif

i like everything about this song music,singing,lyrics everything
Forum: Humourous Shayri 26th February 2006, 11:47 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,398
Posted By akif hai na
7 Engineers & 7 Doctors

7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai.
So they both gather at Pune Station.

Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.

SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI):
...
Forum: Humourous Shayri 25th February 2006, 05:20 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 620
Posted By akif hai na
sardar nahin badlenge

One day two sardars met and started chatting. The main topic of the conversation was about how others view sardars. They felt that sardars are being ridiculed too much by others. They wanted to teach...
Forum: Humourous Shayri 25th February 2006, 05:18 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,390
Posted By akif hai na
sardar to sardar neta bhi subhan allah

TP aaji tusi great ho....!

Sardar's Maths

There is this group of 7 Sardars who plan to go to Delhi to
thank the
President Dr. Zail Singh for his revolutionary policies,
from which
they have...
Forum: Humourous Shayri 25th February 2006, 05:01 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 945
Posted By akif hai na
some interesting equations

Intrguing Equations!!:





2. An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.
Forum: Humourous Shayri 24th February 2006, 12:20 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,532
Posted By akif hai na
beautiful thought i had send u a pm

beautiful thought

i had send u a pm
Forum: Humourous Shayri 23rd February 2006, 11:24 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,238
Posted By akif hai na
hi it is fantastic good going waise...

hi it is fantastic

good going

waise maine aap ko ek pm bheja hai plz read it
Forum: Humourous Shayri 22nd February 2006, 12:38 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,141
Posted By akif hai na
aap ne ek baar mujhse kaha tha ki maine shayris...

aap ne ek baar mujhse kaha tha ki maine shayris copy ki hai

ab main aap ko bataoon ke maine yeh apple ke baare me na jaane kitni baar padha hai b

i had got this email before a year or 2 and i...
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