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21st March 2005, 11:57 AM
> > >>> HEAVEN IS WHEN YOU HAVE :
> > >>> AN AMERICAN SALARY > > >>> A BRITISH HOME > > >>> CHINESE FOOD > > >>> AN INDIAN WIFE > > >>> > > >>> > > >>> HELL IS WHEN YOU HAVE : > > >>> AN AMERICAN WIFE > > >>> BRITISH FOOD > > >>> CHINESE HOME > > >>> AN INDIAN SALARY > > >>> > > >>> > > >>> We all must have heard of > > >>> ABCD = American Born Confused Desi... > > >>> > > >>> But How about an ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ > > >>> > > >>> American Born Confused Desi, Emigrated From Gujarat,Housed In > > >>> Jersey,Keeping Lotsa Motels, Named Omkarnath Patel, Quickly >Reached > > >>> Success Through,Underhanded Vicious Ways, Xenophobic Yet >Zestful. > > >>----------------------------------------- > > >>>DESI people have imgaination... > > >>> > > >>The owner of a small deli was being questioned by the IRS about his tax return. He had reported a net profit of $80,000 for the year. "Why don't you people leave me alone?" the deli owner said. "I work Like a dog, everyone in my family helps out, the place is only closed three days a year. And you want to know how I made $80,000?" "It's not your income that bothers us," the agent said. "It's these deductions. You listed six trips to Bermuda for you and your wife." "Oh, that," the owner said smiling. "I forgot to tell you - we also deliver." |
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22nd March 2005, 03:16 AM
hehehehehe...lol..thas funny
keep up the good work. about the abcd thing, i thought that there was two forms of abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz take care bye -mukhra »~:¤.·º`·.»WARDA«.·´º·.¤:~« *(¸.·'´(¸.·'´*¤*`'·.¸)`'·.¸)* I'm a wanderer...on the roads of life, marveling at the different plants and flowers on the way....some hurt, yet some love... ~*~Ek Nanny Si Jaan...Chotta Sa Bacha...Thas Me!~*~ |
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22nd March 2005, 09:14 AM
 Brilliant Nazir Ji. Keep them coming Salim If there are no tears in the eyes, there will be no rainbow in the soul Happiness is a butterfly, which, when pursued, is always just beyond your grasp, but which, if you sit down quietly, may alight upon you. We come to love not by finding a perfect person but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly |
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5th April 2005, 01:56 PM
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i m late to reply, but better late than never, sorry. mukhra aap maje abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz ka dusra meaning bataoge? plz mein aap ke reply ka wait karunga. |
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5th April 2005, 02:05 PM
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salim ji thanks for reply, and salim ji i m not brillint, some one send me this thred and i thought that i have to share it with u, thats why u i m not brillint. but thanks for reply...... -nazir |
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5th April 2005, 10:44 PM
dear nazir ji,
ill send you the other version of abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz...actually i read the other version in a book...when i find that book again, ill let you know... sorry i cant tell you today...im in school right now take care mukhra »~:¤.·º`·.»WARDA«.·´º·.¤:~« *(¸.·'´(¸.·'´*¤*`'·.¸)`'·.¸)* I'm a wanderer...on the roads of life, marveling at the different plants and flowers on the way....some hurt, yet some love... ~*~Ek Nanny Si Jaan...Chotta Sa Bacha...Thas Me!~*~ |
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5th April 2005, 11:12 PM
nazir ji, these are the two versions:
American Born Confused Desi Emigrated From Gujarat House in Jersey Kids Learning Medicine Now Owning Property Quite Reasonable Salary Two Uncles Visiting White Xenophobia Yet Zestful American Born Confused Desi, Emigrated From Gujarat, Housed In Jersey, Keeping Lotsa Motels, Named Omkarnath Patel, Quickly Reached Success Through Underhanded Vicious Ways, Xenophobic Yet Zestful -------------------- these are the most common two versions take care bye mukhra »~:¤.·º`·.»WARDA«.·´º·.¤:~« *(¸.·'´(¸.·'´*¤*`'·.¸)`'·.¸)* I'm a wanderer...on the roads of life, marveling at the different plants and flowers on the way....some hurt, yet some love... ~*~Ek Nanny Si Jaan...Chotta Sa Bacha...Thas Me!~*~ |
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