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Post boys are intelligent or girls - 3rd November 2004, 12:30 PM

One day, a girl, 16yrs old, heared from her mother that if she will do a
regular prayer for 4 yrs, a divine

"Devi" will come to her dreams & give her 3 boons(Varadaan). So she decided
to do it. She completed 4 yrs successfully, doing prayer regularly.

Now it was a day for "Devi" to come. So she slept earlier with thoughts in
her mind to ask.

And, really a "Devi" comes in her dreams. Now this is the dialogue
between them.

Devi: O Girl, you prayed to me regularly within last 4 yrs, so I am very
very happy with you. I will complete any of your 3 wishes. You can ask
anything you like, but there is one condition.

Girl: Condition!, what is that?

Devi: You have a boy-friend?

Girl: Yes.

Devi: When you were doing a prayer, he was waiting for you, so he also
sacrificed same as you. Moreover, he didnt know anything about boon and
all, so he is also eligible for the boons. So whatever you will ask, he
will get 10 times more than that of you. If you are agreed, then proceed
for the 1st boon.

Girl: (After thinking for some time ... ): Yes, I am ready.

Girl: 1st, Make me 10 times richer than the richest person in the world.

Devi: But your boy-friend will be 10 times richer than you.

Girl: It's OK.

Devi: Be as you wish!

Girl: 2nd, Make me 10 times more beautiful than the most beautiful girl in
the world.


Devi: But your boy-friend will be 10 times handsome than the most handsome
boy in the world.

Girl: It's OK.

Devi: Be as you wish.

Devi: Now the last boon remains.

Girl: O Devi, please give me a MILD HEART-ATTACK.

Devi: What? Are you sure!

Girl: Yes. Very sure!

Devi: Be as you wish.

Think friends, what happened to her boy-friend, he got a severe
heart-attack & died at once, while the girl remained alive. Thus, the girl
became the world's most beautiful girl and the richest one, too.
Moral of the story: So intelligent the girls are! Girls are really more
intelligent than we believe about them to be. So be careful boys!

Now, girls please stop reading ... boys continue till the end of the mail
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Dear boys,
dont worry, actually what done is something different than what you all
think!

Actually, the girl's boy-friend got a heart-attack, 10 TIMES MILDER than
that of the girl. So the boy-friend lived longer than the girl, being
world's richest and the most handsome boy.

Moral of the story: Dear boys, the girls are not really that much
intelligent than what we believe them to be. So dont worry if you think
that you have girl-friend, intelligent than you.
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3rd November 2004, 12:58 PM

good one :big grin:
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3rd November 2004, 01:43 PM

professor ji...wasn't dis old 1 4 u??


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somany thanks my friends - 4th November 2004, 04:09 PM

are aap lad kyon rahe ho?

aastha ji and proffesor ji thanks for reply,

i think every thread is some what new for others,
so don't fight.



and chirkut ji hame aap ki smile bahot pasand hai to plz dikhane ka sukriya,

aage bhi dikhate rahena plz.
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