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Guys Awake - 17th April 2004, 12:06 PM

Mungerilal, who was very thin and short, was standing
at the bus stop.
Suddenly a car stops and a beautiful girl waves her
hand calling him by
his
name and asking him to sit in her car .Mungerilal was
surprised but
recognized her. She was Jasmine, an old batch-mate but
he didn't know
why
she was calling him (because she never gave him any
"lift" in the
college.
Anyhow he sat in the car and Jasmine gave him a warm
welcome (kaise ho,
kya
kar rahe ho etc). Then she said "Why don't we have
coffee together". By
now
Mungerilal was even more surprised. He thought "Coffee
with Jasmine?
(an old
dream...coming true) WOW !!" and he gave his consent.
At the cafe, all
of a
sudden Jasmine says "Lets
>go to my house, there are a lot of people here".
Mungerilal is on
cloud
nine "Ab to mazaa aa jayega". When they reach home she
asks him "Why
don't
we sit in my bedroom, you can turn on the AC".
Mungerilal was thinking
to
himself 'Jasmine phas gai hai' and he starts dreaming
about $#%^%#.
>When he enters the bedroom, Jasmine says "Why don't
you take off your
shirt, you are sweating". Mungerilal is now 100% sure
of the outcome of
this
meeting and again starts dreaming. Jasmine says "Be
comfortable and I
will
be back in a minute". Mungerilal is alone in the room
with his bare
match-stick like body and thinking about Jasmine and
@#$!%^. After five
minutes Jasmine enters the room........... Scroll down
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With 2 children and says
Dekho bacchon agar Horlicks nahin piyoge to body iske
jaise ho jayegi"


CHEERS!!


:)
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17th April 2004, 01:14 PM

hahahahahha

toooooooo funnnnnnnyyyyyyyy

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