some jokes

[nadie]

Bald man: Why do u always charge me double? You ought to charge me cheaper for I don't have much hair!
Barber : No, no! We don't charge for cutting the hair! we charge for having to search for it!
Manager : Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant : That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
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Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked,
"I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"
"Only one kiss per yard," replied the smirking male clerk.
"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then teasingly held it out.
The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing beside her.
"Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.
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Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs.
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I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.then
I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack

[aqeelahmed]

nice jokes i like it keep it up