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29th June 2010, 02:58 PM
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 Ans : haathi ne sabse pehle sms mujhe he bheja tha  Que : sms ki full form kya hai?? Aapko chuhe aur billi ki kahani sunani hai... Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai... lekin chuha bhool gaya tha k wo sapna tha... aakhir me shamat to chuhe ki he aani hai :D |
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29th June 2010, 03:33 PM
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29th June 2010, 03:46 PM
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30th June 2010, 10:01 AM
F-----for fish
I------for Ice-Cream R-----for Rose ......................... Que >>> Aapka sawaal kaha gya??? Hame ehbab ki lambi qataron sy nahi matlab..........!! Jo dil sy hamara ho hame wo ik shaksh kaafi he......!! |
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30th June 2010, 10:27 AM
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 Que: police vaardaat k sthaan par hamesha late q pahuchti h ??? Aapko chuhe aur billi ki kahani sunani hai... Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai... lekin chuha bhool gaya tha k wo sapna tha... aakhir me shamat to chuhe ki he aani hai :D |
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30th June 2010, 03:29 PM
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30th June 2010, 03:34 PM
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Ans : arey itta b nahi pata tumko  Shaadi me gayi nahi shayad kisi ki... Waise bata du jab kisi ki shadi hoti hai to shadi k baad mithaai ka dibba aata hai aur usme laddo hote hain... Usi ko kehte hain 'shadi ka laddoo' Que : love kya hota hai ! ? Aapko chuhe aur billi ki kahani sunani hai... Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai... lekin chuha bhool gaya tha k wo sapna tha... aakhir me shamat to chuhe ki he aani hai :D |
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30th June 2010, 03:40 PM
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30th June 2010, 03:49 PM
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Wo shadi k halwaai he taiyaar karte hain specially  Khair... Tumhari ghalti nahi hai Ans : kyunki royenge to khana kaun khayega Que : duulha ghodi par kyu chadhta hai? Aapko chuhe aur billi ki kahani sunani hai... Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai... lekin chuha bhool gaya tha k wo sapna tha... aakhir me shamat to chuhe ki he aani hai :D |
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30th June 2010, 03:56 PM
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30th June 2010, 04:06 PM
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Ans : katil duulha tab bana jab aap so rahi thi Que : chuhiya aur sher me kya antar hota hai Aapko chuhe aur billi ki kahani sunani hai... Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai... lekin chuha bhool gaya tha k wo sapna tha... aakhir me shamat to chuhe ki he aani hai :D |
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30th June 2010, 04:19 PM
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Hay bhagwan kya pooch liya....!!! itna muskhil sawaal uff.....Chalo koshish karti hu..... shayad weight ka farak hoga Que : Log itne que laate kaha se hai??? Hame ehbab ki lambi qataron sy nahi matlab..........!! Jo dil sy hamara ho hame wo ik shaksh kaafi he......!! |
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30th June 2010, 04:24 PM
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Que : mehmaano ko shadi me kyu bulaya jata hai ? Aapko chuhe aur billi ki kahani sunani hai... Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai... lekin chuha bhool gaya tha k wo sapna tha... aakhir me shamat to chuhe ki he aani hai :D |
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30th June 2010, 04:37 PM
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30th June 2010, 04:41 PM
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Que : motorcycle aur mobile me kya samaanta hai?? Aapko chuhe aur billi ki kahani sunani hai... Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai... lekin chuha bhool gaya tha k wo sapna tha... aakhir me shamat to chuhe ki he aani hai :D |
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30th June 2010, 05:01 PM
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Motercycle me beth ke gaa skte hai.... que : Katil aur uski baato me kya antar hai...???d Hame ehbab ki lambi qataron sy nahi matlab..........!! Jo dil sy hamara ho hame wo ik shaksh kaafi he......!! |
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30th June 2010, 05:08 PM
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Ans : katil dekhne me haseen hai aur baate uski namkeen hain Que : raat aur din me kya samaanta hai? Aapko chuhe aur billi ki kahani sunani hai... Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai... lekin chuha bhool gaya tha k wo sapna tha... aakhir me shamat to chuhe ki he aani hai :D |
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30th June 2010, 05:23 PM
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30th June 2010, 05:55 PM
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Ans : Kyuunki sardiyo me mango shake achha nahi lagta Que : sardi me garmi ka ehsaas kab hota hai !! ! ? Aapko chuhe aur billi ki kahani sunani hai... Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai... lekin chuha bhool gaya tha k wo sapna tha... aakhir me shamat to chuhe ki he aani hai :D |
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30th June 2010, 05:58 PM
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30th June 2010, 06:23 PM
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Ans : jab tumko katil ki shadi me daaru pe k ek ladki ko chedne k jurm me faansi lagayi ja rahi thi Que : zubaan aur dil alag-2 baat kab karte hain Aapko chuhe aur billi ki kahani sunani hai... Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai... lekin chuha bhool gaya tha k wo sapna tha... aakhir me shamat to chuhe ki he aani hai :D |
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1st July 2010, 10:26 AM
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1st July 2010, 10:37 AM
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Que : prithvi gol gol kyu ghuumti hai ? Aapko chuhe aur billi ki kahani sunani hai... Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai... lekin chuha bhool gaya tha k wo sapna tha... aakhir me shamat to chuhe ki he aani hai :D |
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1st July 2010, 10:41 AM
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Ans : Insaano ki harkte dekh use b chakkar aa jaate hai.. Que : 'V' , 'W' , 'X', 'y', 'z' se puch ke btaao jaldi......???? Hame ehbab ki lambi qataron sy nahi matlab..........!! Jo dil sy hamara ho hame wo ik shaksh kaafi he......!! |
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1st July 2010, 01:57 PM
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Kisi k paas time nahi hai Que : time kharab kab hota hai?? Aapko chuhe aur billi ki kahani sunani hai... Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai... lekin chuha bhool gaya tha k wo sapna tha... aakhir me shamat to chuhe ki he aani hai :D |
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1st July 2010, 02:45 PM
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1st July 2010, 04:21 PM
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U know 'apna luck pehan k chalo' Que : shadiya swarg me he kyu banti hain jabki zyadatar log shadi hone k kuch saal baad kehte paaye jate hain k 'hey bhagwaan kis narak me aa gaya' Aapko chuhe aur billi ki kahani sunani hai... Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai... lekin chuha bhool gaya tha k wo sapna tha... aakhir me shamat to chuhe ki he aani hai :D |
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1st July 2010, 04:47 PM
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Ans : Tumhara shaadi ka laadu khatam nahi ho raha hai kya Aur Shadiya swarg me banti hai "Tumhe kisne btaaya?? ,,,, Swarg me to jodiya bnti hai :P Que : Shadi ke ladu ke baare me u ka kya khayaal hai??? Hame ehbab ki lambi qataron sy nahi matlab..........!! Jo dil sy hamara ho hame wo ik shaksh kaafi he......!! |
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2nd July 2010, 01:17 AM
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Que : But is laddu ke bare meiN aapka kya khayaal hai? 
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2nd July 2010, 01:18 AM
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Que : But is laddu ke bare meiN aapka kya khayaal hai?
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2nd July 2010, 08:51 AM
Hahhahahaha khwaish bhai.... Aap aaye bahaar aayi
Ans : bhai aapko b jab nahi pata to puuch k kya karoge Que : khwaish bhai yaha itni raat ko kyu aaye Aapko chuhe aur billi ki kahani sunani hai... Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai... lekin chuha bhool gaya tha k wo sapna tha... aakhir me shamat to chuhe ki he aani hai :D |
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2nd July 2010, 12:53 PM
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2nd July 2010, 01:00 PM
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Ans : katil ki aakhiri khwaish ye hai ki katil ki pehli khwaish poori ho jaye  Que : car aur truck me kya antar hai ? Aapko chuhe aur billi ki kahani sunani hai... Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai... lekin chuha bhool gaya tha k wo sapna tha... aakhir me shamat to chuhe ki he aani hai :D |
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2nd July 2010, 01:09 PM
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Ans : Jo dimaag aur soch me antar hai wahi .....!!!! Que : Ped (Tree) aur Fal ( fruit) me kya antar hai??? Hame ehbab ki lambi qataron sy nahi matlab..........!! Jo dil sy hamara ho hame wo ik shaksh kaafi he......!! |
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2nd July 2010, 01:20 PM
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Que : ladke ladkiyo ka peecha kyu karte hain??? Aapko chuhe aur billi ki kahani sunani hai... Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai... lekin chuha bhool gaya tha k wo sapna tha... aakhir me shamat to chuhe ki he aani hai :D |
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2nd July 2010, 01:24 PM
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tum behtar jawaab de skte ho...... Que : Ladko ko khud ke baare kuch pta kyu nahi hota.....???? Hame ehbab ki lambi qataron sy nahi matlab..........!! Jo dil sy hamara ho hame wo ik shaksh kaafi he......!! |
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2nd July 2010, 01:39 PM
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( don't include me in such type of boys ... ok  ) Que : ladkiya ladko ka peecha kab aur kyu karti hain?? Aapko chuhe aur billi ki kahani sunani hai... Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai... lekin chuha bhool gaya tha k wo sapna tha... aakhir me shamat to chuhe ki he aani hai :D |
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2nd July 2010, 01:49 PM
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2nd July 2010, 02:01 PM
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Wo boli, 'ruk... abhi tu bhi bhagega... Wo bhi mujhe 'behenji' keh k bhaga hai... ' Fir to mai bhi bhaag liya Khair... Ab tumhara ans : gussa ladkiyo ko jab aata hai jab koi unko 'behenji' bol deta hai Que : ladkiyo ko 'behenji' shabd se chid kyu hoti hai??? Agar unko 'jaanemann' bulao tab bhi wo gussa karti hain aur 'behenji' bulao , tab bhi Aapko chuhe aur billi ki kahani sunani hai... Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai... lekin chuha bhool gaya tha k wo sapna tha... aakhir me shamat to chuhe ki he aani hai :D |
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2nd July 2010, 02:18 PM
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