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19th February 2003, 06:49 PM
Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
Here I sit
What a caper
I have to shit
But I'm out of paper
Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted
You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!
I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.
Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...
I don't care what i expect from life, i ask what life expects from me!!!!!!!!!
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3rd March 2003, 11:45 PM
hii
hey u made me laugh...!!its really funny
keep it up mate
take care
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10th March 2003, 11:20 PM
hello
u mad eme laugh so hard, o almost fell. heheh it was really funny keep writing.
bye
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25th March 2003, 06:11 PM
thanks u both buddies,......
I don't care what i expect from life, i ask what life expects from me!!!!!!!!!
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