Difference between boys and girls when getting cash from an ATM - Page 4

priyanka jain · 8th March 2005, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rohin
Mein khya ji aman paaji, te Pulkit praaji,

Well Aman and pulkit vaise to i know tum akele hi yahan ladkiyon ke liye bhari padoge.

But ab kya karein humne socha ek shot hum bhi maar dein.

Hello Gals,

Kaise hain mizaz aap sab ke?
Kuch jyada hi bhari pad gaye kya mere bade bhai log
Abhi filhal is chote se bhi nipat lijiye.

Aankhein iski button
Magar sagar si nili samjhti hai
Zulf hain iske uljhe hue
Magar kaali ghata inhe kehti hai
Gusse se rehti hai yeh lal
Magar gulabi gaal unhe kehti hai
hothon par lali pot kar
Unhe gulab se komal hoth kehti hai
Bin makeup ke lagti hai chudel
Make up kar Dayan lagti hai
Awaz to ek dum hai subhan ala
Kawe ki tarah kawn kawn karti hai
Aaene mein khudko niharne ki nahi
surat ki nahi seerat ki zaroorat hoti hai
Arre koi to samjhao inhe
Ladkon se panga lena theek nahi hai
Tabhi to dekho yahn is thread par
Kitni baar inhe muh ki khani padi hai

Rohin

well rohin....

getting smarter day by day....

any ways...

in reply to this...

hello guys...

aankho ko humarai tumne hi sagar si neeli kaha hai..
agar humari zulfe uljhi hai to tumne hi ise kali ghata kaha hai...
humare gaalo ki laali tumne hi pehchani hai...
tumne hi humare hotho ko gulab ki pankhudi kaha hai...
itni taareef jab tum logo ne ki hai..
to agar apni baato se mukar rahe ho ab to iska matlab
aapne khud se ya humse jhoot kaha hai...
ya to aapki nazar kharab hai ya sach bardash karne ka dum nahi hai...
hum to hai malikaye husn ki... aur aapne hume shok gazal kaha hai.

(mstake hui hogi to sorry)

niceonly4u · **hi all -** 8th March 2005, 05:55 PM

aman i dont agree with you
but priyanka and sonakashi is correct.

thanks

Aman_rahi · 8th March 2005, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by priyanka jain
hi aman.....

sweetaaa he was not loving.... he was taking his way out matlab woh apna uloo seedha kar raha tha...

samjhe....

Hi priyanka....

ab ye uloo seedha karna kya hota hai........??????

bachpan mein pada tha.....not remembring.....

tum hi bata do......

priyanka jain · 8th March 2005, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Aman_rahi
Hi priyanka....

ab ye uloo seedha karna kya hota hai........??????

bachpan mein pada tha.....not remembring.....

tum hi bata do......

dekha ladko ki yaad dasht bhi kamzor hoti hai.....

well uloo seedha karna matlab... apna kaam nikalna....

samjhe dear aman..

Rohin · 8th March 2005, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by priyanka jain
well rohin....

getting smarter day by day....

any ways...

in reply to this...

hello guys...

aankho ko humarai tumne hi sagar si neeli kaha hai..
agar humari zulfe uljhi hai to tumne hi ise kali ghata kaha hai...
humare gaalo ki laali tumne hi pehchani hai...
tumne hi humare hotho ko gulab ki pankhudi kaha hai...
itni taareef jab tum logo ne ki hai..
to agar apni baato se mukar rahe ho ab to iska matlab
aapne khud se ya humse jhoot kaha hai...
ya to aapki nazar kharab hai ya sach bardash karne ka dum nahi hai...
hum to hai malikaye husn ki... aur aapne hume shok gazal kaha hai.

(mstake hui hogi to sorry)

Humne kaha aur apne sach man liya
Iska matlab aapko humare par bahut pyaar hai
ki jo humne kaha bina soche samjhe man liya hai
Husn ki malika bhi vaise hum ne hi kaha hai
Bandar ko keh do sher to woh sher ban jaata hai ?
Isliye yaad rakhiye agar na hote hum aapko dekhne ke liye
to aapka yeh gurur ka matlab kya hai?

Jawab do ladkiyon

Rohin

priyanka jain · **Re: hi all -** 8th March 2005, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by niceonly4u
aman i dont agree with you
but priyanka and sonakashi is correct.

thanks

thanks manoj...
sath dene ke liye...

priyanka jain · 8th March 2005, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rohin
Humne kaha aur apne sach man liya
Iska matlab aapko humare par bahut pyaar hai
ki jo humne kaha bina soche samjhe man liya hai
Husn ki malika bhi vaise hum ne hi kaha hai
Bandar ko keh do sher to woh sher ban jaata hai ?
Isliye yaad rakhiye agar na hote hum aapko dekhne ke liye
to aapka yeh gurur ka matlab kya hai?

Jawab do ladkiyon

Rohin

aaji chodiye...
aapke kehne sunane mein kya rakha hai...
humare is guroor par to duniya fida hai...
husn ki malika to hum hai hi
magar aapne apne jawab mein khud ko bandar proove kiya hai.....

ab jawab do ladkoooooooooooooooo

Rohin · 8th March 2005, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by priyanka jain
aaji chodiye...
aapke kehne sunane mein kya rakha hai...
humare is guroor par to duniya fida hai...
husn ki malika to hum hai hi
magar aapne apne jawab mein khud ko bandar proove kiya hai.....

ab jawab do ladkoooooooooooooooo

Humne to apne aap ko sher bhi nahi kaha bandar to dur ki baat hai...
Magar bandar aur insaan mein pharak kya hai...
Bandar hain hum to bandariyan to tum hi ho na...
Duniya fida hai???? Bhai hum Mard logon ke bina tumhari duniya mein kya hai??
Aur jahan tak Ladkiyon ka sawal hai??
Aaj tak to dekha nahi ek ladki ko doosre ki taaref karte hue
Phir wahi Husn ki malika kaha kisne hai?

Jao jao koi naya raag gao...
Humare bina tumhari nahi koi aukad hai

Rohin

Pulkit_gupta · 8th March 2005, 06:15 PM

********* U have to think twice b4 committing to a North IndianGirl**********

1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends than her age.

2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and after marriage you have to go around her
twice to completely hug her.

3. By the time she professes her undevoted love to you, you are bankrupt because of the number of times you had to take her out to movie theatres and restaurants. And you wait longingly for her dowry.

4. The only dishes she can think of to cook is paneer butter masala, aloo sabji, aloo gobi sabji, aloo matar, aloo paneer, that after eating all those paneer and aloos you are either in the bed with chronic cholestrol or chronic gas disorder.

5. The only growth that you see later in your career is the rise in your monthly phone bill.

6. You are blinded by her love that you think that she is a blonde. Only later do you come to know that it is
because of the mehandhi that she applies to cover her gray hair.

7. When you come home from office she is very busy watching "Kyonki saas bi kabi bahu thi that you either end up eating outside or cooking yourself.

8. You are a very Special person to her.

9. She always thought that Madras is a state and covers the whole of south india until she met you.

10. When she says she is going to work out she means she is going to walk out

11. She has greater number of relatives than the number of people you have in your home town.

12. The only two sentences in English that she knows are Thank you and How are you

13. She thinks Govinda can dance better than Michael Jackson.

******WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A South indian GIRL-FRIEND***********

1 Her mother looks down at you because you didn't study in IIT or Madras /Anna University.

2 Her father starts or ends every conversation with ... I say..She shudders if you use four letter words.

3 She has long hair, neatly oiled and braided (The Dubai based Oil Well Company will negotiate with her on a 25 year contract to extract coconutoil from her hair.)

4 She uses the word 'Super' as her only superlative. Her name is another name for a Goddess or a flower.

5 Her first name is longer than your first name, middle name and surname combined (unless you are from Andhra)

6 When she mixes milk and rice you are never sure whether it is for the Dog or for herself.

7 For weddings, she sports a mini jasmine garden on her head and wears silk saris in the Madras heat without looking too uncomfortablewhile you are melting in your singlet.

8 She thinks Mohan Lal is the sexiest man alive. Her favourite cricketer is Krishnamachari
Srikkanth. Her favourite food is dosa though she has tried North Indian snacks like Chats (pronounced like the slang for 'conversation')

9 She bursts into songs with her cousins in every movie.

10 She bores you by telling you which raaga each song you hear is based on.

11 You have to give her jewellery, though she has already got plenty of it ..

12 Her thali (Mangal Sutra) weighs more than the championship belts worn by WWF wrestlers.

13 She is more educated than you. Her father thinks she is much smarter than you...

priyanka jain · 8th March 2005, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rohin
Humne to apne aap ko sher bhi nahi kaha bandar to dur ki baat hai...
Magar bandar aur insaan mein pharak kya hai...
Bandar hain hum to bandariyan to tum hi ho na...
Duniya fida hai???? Bhai hum Mard logon ke bina tumhari duniya mein kya hai??
Aur jahan tak Ladkiyon ka sawal hai??
Aaj tak to dekha nahi ek ladki ko doosre ki taaref karte hue
Phir wahi Husn ki malika kaha kisne hai?

Jao jao koi naya raag gao...
Humare bina tumhari nahi koi aukad hai

Rohin

hello rohin...
i m sorry...
i wont reply this...
its not because i cant reply... but because.. i dont want any sort of fight...

hope u understand...

bbye

Aman_rahi · 8th March 2005, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by priyanka jain
dekha ladko ki yaad dasht bhi kamzor hoti hai.....

well uloo seedha karna matlab... apna kaam nikalna....

samjhe dear aman..

shukriya yaad dilane ke liye.....lekin iska tumhare pehle jawab se koi bhi link nahi.....

kucth logical reason do dear.....

priyanka jain · 8th March 2005, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pulkit_gupta
********* U have to think twice b4 committing to a North IndianGirl**********

1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends than her age.

2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and after marriage you have to go around her
twice to completely hug her.

3. By the time she professes her undevoted love to you, you are bankrupt because of the number of times you had to take her out to movie theatres and restaurants. And you wait longingly for her dowry.

4. The only dishes she can think of to cook is paneer butter masala, aloo sabji, aloo gobi sabji, aloo matar, aloo paneer, that after eating all those paneer and aloos you are either in the bed with chronic cholestrol or chronic gas disorder.

5. The only growth that you see later in your career is the rise in your monthly phone bill.

6. You are blinded by her love that you think that she is a blonde. Only later do you come to know that it is
because of the mehandhi that she applies to cover her gray hair.

7. When you come home from office she is very busy watching "Kyonki saas bi kabi bahu thi that you either end up eating outside or cooking yourself.

8. You are a very Special person to her.

9. She always thought that Madras is a state and covers the whole of south india until she met you.

10. When she says she is going to work out she means she is going to walk out

11. She has greater number of relatives than the number of people you have in your home town.

12. The only two sentences in English that she knows are Thank you and How are you

13. She thinks Govinda can dance better than Michael Jackson.

******WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A South indian GIRL-FRIEND***********

1 Her mother looks down at you because you didn't study in IIT or Madras /Anna University.

2 Her father starts or ends every conversation with ... I say..She shudders if you use four letter words.

3 She has long hair, neatly oiled and braided (The Dubai based Oil Well Company will negotiate with her on a 25 year contract to extract coconutoil from her hair.)

4 She uses the word 'Super' as her only superlative. Her name is another name for a Goddess or a flower.

5 Her first name is longer than your first name, middle name and surname combined (unless you are from Andhra)

6 When she mixes milk and rice you are never sure whether it is for the Dog or for herself.

7 For weddings, she sports a mini jasmine garden on her head and wears silk saris in the Madras heat without looking too uncomfortablewhile you are melting in your singlet.

8 She thinks Mohan Lal is the sexiest man alive. Her favourite cricketer is Krishnamachari
Srikkanth. Her favourite food is dosa though she has tried North Indian snacks like Chats (pronounced like the slang for 'conversation')

9 She bursts into songs with her cousins in every movie.

10 She bores you by telling you which raaga each song you hear is based on.

11 You have to give her jewellery, though she has already got plenty of it ..

12 Her thali (Mangal Sutra) weighs more than the championship belts worn by WWF wrestlers.

13 She is more educated than you. Her father thinks she is much smarter than you...

well good investigation done by u pulkit.....

carry on what about east west and central india girls?????

priyanka jain · 8th March 2005, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pulkit_gupta
********* U have to think twice b4 committing to a North IndianGirl**********

1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends than her age.

2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and after marriage you have to go around her
twice to completely hug her.

3. By the time she professes her undevoted love to you, you are bankrupt because of the number of times you had to take her out to movie theatres and restaurants. And you wait longingly for her dowry.

4. The only dishes she can think of to cook is paneer butter masala, aloo sabji, aloo gobi sabji, aloo matar, aloo paneer, that after eating all those paneer and aloos you are either in the bed with chronic cholestrol or chronic gas disorder.

5. The only growth that you see later in your career is the rise in your monthly phone bill.

6. You are blinded by her love that you think that she is a blonde. Only later do you come to know that it is
because of the mehandhi that she applies to cover her gray hair.

7. When you come home from office she is very busy watching "Kyonki saas bi kabi bahu thi that you either end up eating outside or cooking yourself.

8. You are a very Special person to her.

9. She always thought that Madras is a state and covers the whole of south india until she met you.

10. When she says she is going to work out she means she is going to walk out

11. She has greater number of relatives than the number of people you have in your home town.

12. The only two sentences in English that she knows are Thank you and How are you

13. She thinks Govinda can dance better than Michael Jackson.

******WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A South indian GIRL-FRIEND***********

1 Her mother looks down at you because you didn't study in IIT or Madras /Anna University.

2 Her father starts or ends every conversation with ... I say..She shudders if you use four letter words.

3 She has long hair, neatly oiled and braided (The Dubai based Oil Well Company will negotiate with her on a 25 year contract to extract coconutoil from her hair.)

4 She uses the word 'Super' as her only superlative. Her name is another name for a Goddess or a flower.

5 Her first name is longer than your first name, middle name and surname combined (unless you are from Andhra)

6 When she mixes milk and rice you are never sure whether it is for the Dog or for herself.

7 For weddings, she sports a mini jasmine garden on her head and wears silk saris in the Madras heat without looking too uncomfortablewhile you are melting in your singlet.

8 She thinks Mohan Lal is the sexiest man alive. Her favourite cricketer is Krishnamachari
Srikkanth. Her favourite food is dosa though she has tried North Indian snacks like Chats (pronounced like the slang for 'conversation')

9 She bursts into songs with her cousins in every movie.

10 She bores you by telling you which raaga each song you hear is based on.

11 You have to give her jewellery, though she has already got plenty of it ..

12 Her thali (Mangal Sutra) weighs more than the championship belts worn by WWF wrestlers.

13 She is more educated than you. Her father thinks she is much smarter than you...

well good investigation done by u pulkit.....

carry on what about east west and central india girls?????

Rohin · 8th March 2005, 06:36 PM

Hi Everybody ,

I am extremly sorry if my post hurt some sentiments ....
I had no intention to do so...
I hope my appoligies will be accepted with an open hart

Never had any intent to hurt anybody...
Regret that i have hurt a friend here...

Sorry
Rohin

priyanka jain · 8th March 2005, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rohin
Hi Everybody ,

I am extremly sorry if my post hurt some sentiments ....
I had no intention to do so...
I hope my appoligies will be accepted with an open hart

Never had any intent to hurt anybody...
Regret that i have hurt a friend here...

Sorry
Rohin

hey rohin...
this was not required...
mujhe bura laga iska matlab ye nahi ki sabhi ko bura lagega....

come on

i m sorry
if i have hurt u.....

nilesh76 · 9th March 2005, 11:17 AM

jambo! thats cool man, u r right, 99% of women do that, believe me, i ve literaly witnessed it!

niceonly4u · **hi -** 9th March 2005, 12:34 PM

Plz dont misunderstanding both girls and boys

its misunderstanding gives some think everyboy in mind

girls are right

thanks

Aman_rahi · 9th March 2005, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pulkit_gupta
[B]********* U have to think twice b4 committing to a North IndianGirl**********

Pulkit bhai.....

good analysis.....

saari ladkion bhag gayin......

Aman_rahi · **Hi Dear.... -** 9th March 2005, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by niceonly4u
aman i dont agree with you
but priyanka and sonakashi is correct.

thanks

ok....but give some logical reasons to support that.....

Aman_rahi · 9th March 2005, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nilesh76
jambo! thats cool man, u r right, 99% of women do that, believe me, i ve literaly witnessed it!

u have witnessed it....and this mail was sent to me by my lady friend......so what to say now to girls......

niceonly4u · **hi all plz -** 9th March 2005, 02:42 PM

Aman ji kya support kare ,girls are inncoent dont be given claim anygirl.beacuse its means want to fights.its not fair.u dont know about girls.ladiykon chahe kuch marji kar sakti tabhi fashion styles karte.yeh chahe wo karte hai.

aman ji yeh claim dena band karo plz apne andar jaako ki humare andar kya kami.plz dont be fights with girls.

thanks

niceonly4u · **hi all sorry -** 9th March 2005, 02:45 PM

before my massage ,kisi ko bura lage to i want to sorry to boys and girls.mere matlab kisi ka dil dukhney ka nahi hai.issliayay plz dont claim given eath other.

thanks

Aman_rahi · **Re: hi all plz -** 14th March 2005, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by niceonly4u
Aman ji kya support kare ,girls are inncoent dont be given claim anygirl.beacuse its means want to fights.its not fair.u dont know about girls.ladiykon chahe kuch marji kar sakti tabhi fashion styles karte.yeh chahe wo karte hai.

aman ji yeh claim dena band karo plz apne andar jaako ki humare andar kya kami.plz dont be fights with girls.

thanks

yahan kisi ko neecha dikhane ki baat nahi ho rahi hai ji.....ye to humourous section hai to majak chal raha hai....aur isi bahane hum ladkion ko samajh bhi sakte hain.....

another one for you all....

now a prayer from women.....

niceonly4u · **hey its okay -** 14th March 2005, 10:48 AM

okay aman ji thanks for about these.

Aman_rahi · 14th March 2005, 02:17 PM

at least a cup of coffee at home......from our sweet lady......

Aman_rahi · 16th March 2005, 04:22 PM

See the different faces of ladies.....

A cop stops a drunkard and asks him:
Cop: Where r you going?
Dru: I'm going to listen to the lecture about
the harm of
drunkenness and alcoholism.
cop: At night? And who will give a lecture?
Dru: My wife and mother-in-law!

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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows
me.

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God thought that since he couldn't be everywhere he
made a mother.
Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere
so he made a mother-in-law

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Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are
some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.

Aman_rahi · 24th March 2005, 09:11 AM

WHAT A WIFE SAYS...AND MEANS

The wife says: You want
The wife means: You want
The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want
The wife says: It's your decision
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious
The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: You'll pay for this later
The wife says: We need to talk
The wife means: I need to complain
The wife says: Sure... go ahead
The wife means: I don't want you to
The wife says: I'm not upset
The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron
The wife says: You're ... so manly
The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot
The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The wife means: I want a new house.
The wife says: I want new curtains.
The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!
The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.
The wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!
The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.
The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive.
The wife says: How much do you love me?
The wife means: I did something today you're not going to like.
The wife says: I'll be ready in a minute.
The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.
The wife says: Am I fat?
The wife means: Tell me I'm beautiful.
The wife says: You have to learn to communicate.
The wife means: Just agree with me.
The wife says: Are you listening to me?
The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.]
The wife says: Yes
The wife means: No
The wife says: No
The wife means: No
The wife says: Maybe
The wife means: No
The wife says: I'm sorry
The wife means: You'll be sorry
The wife says: Do you like this recipe?
The wife means: You better get used to it
The wife says: All we're going to buy is a soap dish
The wife means: I'm coming back with enough to fill this place.
The wife says: Was that the baby?
The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him
The wife says: I'm not yelling!
The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important!
In answer to the question "What's wrong?"
The wife says: The same old thing.
The wife means: Nothing.
The wife says: Nothing.
The wife means: Everything.
The wife says: Nothing, really.
The wife means: It's just that you're an idiot.
The wife says: I don't want to talk about it.
The wife means: I'm still building up steam.

Aman_rahi · 26th April 2005, 05:07 PM

SHOPPING
MATH
A man will
pay $2 for a $1 itemhe
needs.

A woman
will pay $1 for a $2item that she doesn't
need.

GENERAL
EQUATIONS &
STATISTICS
A woman
worries about the futureuntil she gets a
husband.

A man
never worries aboutthe future until he gets a
wife.

A
successful man is 1who makes more money than his wife
can spend.

A successful womanis one who can find
such a man.

HAPPINESS
To be happy witha man, you must understand him a
lot and love him little.

To be
happy with a woman,you must love her a lot and not try
to understand her atall.

MEMORY
Any married manshould forget his mistakes,
there's no use
in
two people
remembering the same
thing.

PROPENSITY TO
CHANGE
A woman
marries a man expectinghe will change, but he
doesn't.

A man
marries a woman expecting that
she won't change, and she
does.

DISCUSSION
TECHNIQUE
A woman
has the last word inany argument. Anything a man
says
after that
is the beginning of a new
argument.

mausam....ab batao jara

mausam · 26th April 2005, 06:41 PM

kya batau?......

pehlewala bahut bura hain..itni buddhu bhi nahin hoti ladkiyan...

Raj4someone · 26th April 2005, 07:21 PM

Women r also inteligent sometimes. C the below joke

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am? Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

Aman_rahi · 27th April 2005, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mausam
kya batau?......

pehlewala bahut bura hain..itni buddhu bhi nahin hoti ladkiyan...

Ladkiaan to bilkul kanjoos hoti hain.....lekin jab koi cheez pasand aa jaaye to vo $1 ki cheez $2 mein bhi le leti hain.......

kyun sahi kaha na.......hahahahha

*Amore* · **God's Message to Women (and to men) -** 30th April 2005, 05:04 PM

Aman ji.....

kuch der se yahan par ayi par ayi to sahi

mere or se bhi ek choti si sachaai

God's Message to Women

"When I created the heavens and the earth, I spoke them into being. When I created man, I formed him and breathed life into his nostrils. But you, woman, I fashioned after I breathed the breath of life into man because your nostrils are too delicate. I allowed a deep sleep to come over him so I could patiently and perfectly fashion you.

Man was put to sleep so that he could not interfere with the creativity. From one bone I fashioned you. I chose the bone that protects man's life. I chose the rib, which protects his heart and lungs and supports him, as you are meant to do. Around this one bone I shaped you. I modeled you. I created you perfectly and beautifully.

Your characteristics are as the rib, strong yet delicate and fragile. You provide protection for the most delicate organ in man, his heart. His heart is the center of his being; his lungs hold the breath of life.

The rib cage will allow itself to be broken before it will allow damage to the heart. Support man as the rib cage supports the body. You were not taken from his feet, to be under him, nor were you taken from his head, to be above him. You were taken from his side, to stand beside him and be held close to his side.

You are my perfect angel, my beautiful little girl. You have grown to be a splendid woman of excellence, and my eyes fill when I see the virtues in your heart. Your eyes are beautiful. Your lips, how lovely when they part in prayer. Your nose, so perfect in form, your hands so gentle to touch. I've caressed your face in your deepest sleep; I've held your heart close to mine. Of all that lives and breathes, you are the most like me. Adam walked with me in the cool of the day and yet he was lonely. He could not see me or touch me. He could only feel me. So everything I wanted Adam to share and experience with me, I fashioned in you: my holiness, my strength, my purity, my love, my protection and support.

You are special because you are the extension of me. Man represents my image - Woman, my emotions. Together, you represent the totality of God.

So man, treat woman well. Love her, respect her, for she is fragile. In hurting her, you hurt me. What you do to her, you do to me. In hurting her, you only damage your own heart, the heart of your Father, and the heart of her Father.

Woman, support man. In humility, show him the power of emotion I have given you. In gentle quietness show your strength. In love, show him that you are the rib that protects his inner self."

Did you know that WOMAN was so special in God's eyes?

adarshgirl · 1st May 2005, 01:32 PM

woman: "bhagwaan ne pehle kisse banaaya? ladka ya ladki?"

man: "ladke ko"

woman: "thik kaha. masterpiece banaane se pehle samplepiece bhi banaana padta hai!"

Aman_rahi · **Re: God's Message to Women (and to men) -** 2nd May 2005, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by *Amore*
Aman ji.....

kuch der se yahan par ayi par ayi to sahi

mere or se bhi ek choti si sachaai

Amrita ji....

to aap bhi aa hi gayin......

aapki har baat se raazi hoon......

lekin.....kutch dimaag ki kami bhi to chood di hai bhagwaan ne....

aur meri pyari se behan Mausam kahan chai gayi...????

Aman_rahi · 2nd May 2005, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by adarshgirl
woman: "bhagwaan ne pehle kisse banaaya? ladka ya ladki?"

man: "ladke ko"

woman: "thik kaha. masterpiece banaane se pehle samplepiece bhi banaana padta hai!"

Adarsh girl ji.....

lekin sample piece ke kaaran hi to masterpiece bana hai....aapko to humara shukragujar hona chahiye.....

Pulkit_gupta · 3rd May 2005, 02:39 PM

Girls with Attitude!!!
Is this what Girls think about Boys???

If u treat her nice she says "yaar mujhe line de raha hai"
If u dont she says "kitna akarta hai"

If u dress nicely she says"mujhay impress karna chata hai"
If u dont she says "tasteless hai yaar"

If u argue with her she says"ziddi hai"
If u sit quietly she says"dumb hai"

If u act smarter "she'll lose her brain and say u r insulting her"
If she acts smarter "she think its her right"

If u dont love her she says "is ka to pehlay say hi 2,3 larkioon k saath chakar hai"
If u love her she says"peechay hi par gaya hai"

If u dont give her a kiss she says" tum mujh say serious naheen ho"
If u give her a kiss she says" sab ko line deta hoga"

If u r skinny she says "u shud have appropriate mass at appropriate places"
If u r healthy she says "u shud b smart"

If u dont tell her ur problems she says" ur not honest with me"
If u do tell to her she says "ur a problem child"

If u scold her she says "you act like a nanny giving lectures"
If she scolds u she says "Yaar, its becoz I care"

If u break a promise she says "she does not trust u any more"
If she breaks she says "jan mein majbour thi"

If u do good in exams she says "qismat ne saath diya warna tum or good marks"
If she gets goods mark she says"" its my brain"

If u hurt her she says "u r cruel & dont care for my feelings"
If she hurts you she replies "u r not understanding"

& they claim the (girls) r not Hypocrites??!!!

adarshgirl · 7th May 2005, 08:17 AM

amanji, apne jitna bhi girls ke baare mein kaha, sab galat hai. attitude girls mein nahi hota. girls aisi nahi hoti. sirf main hi nahi, is site ko visit karnewali saari ladkiyaan yehi kahengi kyunki hum khudko jaanti hai.

Aman_rahi · 7th May 2005, 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by adarshgirl
amanji, apne jitna bhi girls ke baare mein kaha, sab galat hai. attitude girls mein nahi hota. girls aisi nahi hoti. sirf main hi nahi, is site ko visit karnewali saari ladkiyaan yehi kahengi kyunki hum khudko jaanti hai.

Adarshgirl ji....

pehle to sample piece aur masterpiece ka jawab to dijiye.....

tc.....

adarshgirl · 8th May 2005, 07:47 PM

well, thik hai main maanti hoon ki samplepiece se hi masterpiece banta hai, par kya apko hamaara shukraguzaar nahi hona chahiye? ek ladki ke bina is duniya mein koi bacchha janm le hi nahi sakta. aur ek aur baat, ladki-yaani ki 'female' shabd mein 'male' bhi hota hai jiska matlab hai ki ek ladki woh sab kar sakti hai jo ek ladka kar sakta hai.

Aman_rahi · 9th May 2005, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by adarshgirl
well, thik hai main maanti hoon ki samplepiece se hi masterpiece banta hai, par kya apko hamaara shukraguzaar nahi hona chahiye? ek ladki ke bina is duniya mein koi bacchha janm le hi nahi sakta. aur ek aur baat, ladki-yaani ki 'female' shabd mein 'male' bhi hota hai jiska matlab hai ki ek ladki woh sab kar sakti hai jo ek ladka kar sakta hai.

Chalo aapne ek baat to maani......

aur aapke khayal ka bhi jawab nahi......

dono ek doosre ke baigair adhoore hain.....

Male and Female to vo baat ho gayi.....ki possible and impossible

baaki aap khud hi samajh jaayein....

just joking dear......

khush rahiye....