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Julie And Sulie The Tapori Girls - 18th March 2006, 12:02 PM
Julie aur Sulie do ben log rehta hai. Ben

log

maane.........judwaa.




Lekin dono main fark bole to solid. Julie

ekdum

Smart,




bole to jhakaas rapchik piece aur Sulie bole

to

ekdum halki re.





To kya hota hai maloom Sulie thee bachpan

se,

woh kya bolte hain





usko..Stubborn ..bole to ekdam yedi,

jiddi....

rehti hai.



To julie jo bhi maangti hai na...Sulie ko

woh

maangta-ich hai.









Julie ko gudiya mili to Sulie ko bhi maangta

tha...









Julie ko kangan mila to Sulie ko bhi mangta

hai.....









Aisa karte karte bees saal guzar gaya.









To na, Julie ka shaadi ekdum karodpati ladka

ke

saath









hota hai. Aur Sulie ek fatichar funtoosh se

shaadi banatha hai.









Shaadi ke baad Julie Fridge leti hai baap.









Sulie bhi pati se fridge maangtihai.









Pati salla bechara garibmanus.



Lekin biwi ko khush karne ke waaste woh

Fridge

khareed leta hai.









Abhi Julie agle mahine Air Conditioner

khareed

dalti hai.









Sulie bhi jidd karti hai baap.



Kya Bolti Malum: AC nahin liya to khud ko

tapka

daloongi.









Pati bechara aur paise markeet se udhaar

leta

hai aur









AC khareed leta hai......! ..









Ab Julie car khareedti hai.









Suliebhi jidd karti hai.



Pati ka dimaag satak-ta hai lekin phir bhi

saala karega kya,









baap ka zameen bech dalta hai aur gaadi

khareedta hai.



Thode dinon ke baad Julie gaadi bech ke bus

khareedti hai. Sulie bhi jidd karti hai....









Abhi pati solid bhadakta hai baap.



Bolta hai "Ae item, ab dhimaag ka dahi mat

bana..bahut ho gaya tera









natak. Abhi apun tera ek nahin sunega. Apun

jaa

rahela hai kya, yeda









samjha hai kya, To Sulie ko shorke woh chala

jaata hai.









Sulie lekin apni gaadi bechkar aur paisa

market

se uthakar bus khareed









leti hai......









To Julie aur Sulie apne apne bus main Ek din

picnic ko jaata hai.









Bus ko park karke ! woh log ghoomne phirne ko

jaata hai.









Wapas aake dekhta hai to saala dono bus main

steering wheel gaayab,seat









gaayab, gear gaayab...sab kuch ghayab!!









Sulie julie ko dekhti hai aur kuch to bolti

hai...........









Abhi Ekdum simple koschan: Sulie Julie ko

kya

bolti









hai??















* * Ye tu bhol-na * * * * *



























* * * Abe soch...... * * *





















* * * dhimag kaam nahi kar rehla hai kya? *

* *















* * * Haar maan gaya kya??? * * *















* * * Accha chal bolich dalta hoon: * * *











" NA KUCH TERE BUS MEIN JULIE........ NA

KUCH

MERE BUS MEIN..."















ae bhidu log, apun ko gaali nahi dene ka kya

?,









aur apun ke upar gussa nai karne ka?



Apun ko bhi kisi ne yeh bhej kar apna bheja

kharab kiya hai. Tere ko lage to tu bhi kisi

ka

bheja kharab kar. par apun ka

nahi............samja kya.........!!!.


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19th March 2006, 10:56 AM
excellent yaar aaditya.its really too good.ek pal ko aisa laga mera saara bojh utar gaya sach me dil halka ho gaya aapki is post se.plz aise hi kuch aur jokes hon to popst karna.yaar pata hai mera dil jokes wokes me pahle nahi lagta tha mujhe bilkul iska shauk nahi tha par aaj tumhari post ne meri mentality badal di.great job man once again thanx 4 sharing....
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19th March 2006, 11:35 AM
abe, samajh ke kaa rakha hai! jaanta naahi hai humaarko?? jaanta hai, hum na laloo ko chinta hai. ek phonewa ghumaunga na, tera vaat lag jaayega. agli baar se ulta-sidha battery maphik naatak daala na, to phor daalega!! samjha ka???



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19th March 2006, 07:30 PM
thx 2 all 4 cute replys



is se bhi bada item aannewala hain bhidulog

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19th March 2006, 07:37 PM
thx sameer tumhaari mentality our bhi badal jaayengii keep read my posts and replys bye the way adarshgirl is boy or girl?who is adarsh?

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Bheja - 19th March 2006, 07:40 PM
Upper wale ne tujhe eise bheja,
Ke bina bheje ke bhja,
Kisi ne ye mujhe bheja,
Isileye maine tujhe bheja.


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19th March 2006, 11:27 PM
phir se de diya zor ka jhatka dhire se
it was fantastic keep posting such great jokes

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sorry - 20th March 2006, 05:50 PM
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21st March 2006, 07:02 AM
well, hi aditya ji. im a girl-its understood frm my username. i knw d reason behind ur question n its completely logical. actually, i love talking in "tapori" language n most of my frnds knw it. newyas, if any remote case u felt bad, i apologize for tht.
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hi - 21st March 2006, 10:24 AM
hii bhiduu log our pori log apun bhot khush hogayelaa hain aap sab ke rapchik replys dekhkar bole tou ekdam zakas.iss se bhi bada item aanewala he baap thoda sa sabar karo bhidu log thx again.

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hii - 28th March 2006, 11:12 AM
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U R ACCENT OF MY LIFE.
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INDICA OF MY JOY.
ZEN OF MY TOUGHT.
LANCER OF MY HEART.
SIMPLY UR TRAFFIC JAM OF MY HEART.....................

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