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Wink Sniffer - 9th March 2005, 02:47 PM

>A man is sitting in an airliner, which is about to takeoff
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> > >>> >>> when another man with a Labrador Retriever occupies the 2
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> > >>> >>> empty seats beside him. The Lab is situated in the middle,
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> > >>> >>> and the first man
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> >is
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> > >>> >>> looking quizzically at the dog when the second man explains
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> > >>> >>> that they
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> > >>> >
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> > >>> >>> work for the airline.
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> > >>> >>>
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> > >>> >>> The airline rep said, "Don't mind Sniffer; he's a sniffing
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> > >>> >>> dog,
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> >the
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> > >>> >>> best there is; I'll show you once we get airborne when I put
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> > >>> >>> him
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> >to
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> > >>> >>> work." The plane takes off and levels out when the handler
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> > >>> >>> says
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> >to
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> > >>> >>> the first man, "Watch this." He tells the dog,
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> > >>> >>
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> > >>> >>> "Sniffer, search." Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle,
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> > >>> >>> and sits next to a woman for a few seconds. It then returns to
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> > >>> >>> its
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> >seat
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> > >>> >>> and puts one paw on the handler's arm. He says, "Good boy."
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> > >>> >>> The airline rep turns to the first man and says, "That woman
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> > >>> >>> is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of this
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> > >>> >>> and her seat number for the police who will apprehend her on
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> > >>> >>> arrival.
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> > >>> >>>
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> > >>> >>> "Fantastic!" replies the first man.
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> > >>> >>>
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> > >>> >>> Once again he sends Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab
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> > >>> >>> sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds,
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> > >>> >>> returns to its seat,
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> > >>> >
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> > >>> >>> and places two paws on the handler's arm.
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> > >>> >>>
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> > >>> >>> The airline rep says, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again
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> > >>> >>> I'm making a note of this and the seat number."
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> > >>> >>>
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> > >>> >>> "I like it!" says the first man.
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> > >>> >>>
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> > >>> >>> A third time the rep sends Sniffer to search the aisles.
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> > >>> >>> Sniffer goes
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> > >>> >
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> > >>> >>> up and down the plane and after a while sits down next to
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> > >>> >>> someone. He
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> > >>> >
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> > >>> >>> then comes racing back, jumps up onto his seat, and
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> > >>> >>
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> > >>> >>> SHITS all over the seat.
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> > >>> >>> The first man is really grossed out by this behaviour from a
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> > >>> >>> supposedly well-trained sniffing dog and asks, "What's going
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> > >>> >>> on?"
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> > >>> >>>
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> > >>> >>> The handler nervously replies, "HE JUST FOUND A BOMB!!".
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