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अरे हमें तो अपनों ने लूटा,.................... - 28th January 2009, 05:05 PM

अरे हमें तो अपनों ने लूटा,
गैरों में कहाँ दम था.
मेरी हड्डी वहाँ टूटी,
जहाँ हॉस्पिटल बन्द था.


मुझे जिस एम्बुलेन्स में डाला,
उसका पेट्रोल ख़त्म था.
मुझे रिक्शे में इसलिए बैठाया,
क्योंकि उसका किराया कम था.



मुझे डॉक्टरों ने उठाया,
नर्सों में कहाँ दम था.
मुझे जिस बेड पर लेटाया,
उसके नीचे बम था.


मुझे तो बम से उड़ाया,
गोली में कहाँ दम था.

और मुझे सड़क में दफनाया,
क्योंकि कब्रिस्तान में फंक्शन था
~nm~



buraa jo dekhan mai.n Chalaa, buraa naa milyaa koye
jo mann Khojaa apnaa to mujh se buraa naa koye



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29th January 2009, 08:28 AM

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अरे हमें तो अपनों ने लूटा,-------Wahin chot jyada lagti hai..
गैरों में कहाँ दम था.
मेरी हड्डी वहाँ टूटी,
जहाँ हॉस्पिटल बन्द था.-------
मुझे जिस एम्बुलेन्स में डाला,
उसका पेट्रोल ख़त्म था. .............
[/B]मुझे रिक्शे में इसलिए बैठाया,
क्योंकि उसका किराया कम था.----------
मुझे डॉक्टरों ने उठाया,
नर्सों में कहाँ दम था.
मुझे जिस बेड पर लेटाया,
उसके नीचे बम था............

मुझे तो बम से उड़ाया,
गोली में कहाँ दम था...................
और मुझे सड़क में दफनाया,
क्योंकि कब्रिस्तान में फंक्शन था.........
~nm~



Mayankji...................


thanks for sharing... bahot maza aaya padhkar.....

Ghazal.....


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Jise Hum Yaad karte hai use Khabar ho jaaye ~*~
   
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1st February 2009, 11:23 AM

mayan ji aadaab

nice one yaar keep sharing

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bahut sunder laga
hotoo par muskurahat aa gaee

dhanyavaad is prastuti ke liye......
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अरे हमें तो अपनों ने लूटा,
गैरों में कहाँ दम था.
मेरी हड्डी वहाँ टूटी,
जहाँ हॉस्पिटल बन्द था.

wah wah kya kismat hai....

मुझे जिस एम्बुलेन्स में डाला,
उसका पेट्रोल ख़त्म था
मुझे रिक्शे में इसलिए बैठाया,
क्योंकि उसका किराया कम था

hehehehe................majedaar hai


मुझे डॉक्टरों ने उठाया, ab 150kg ka boja hoga to najuk si nurse thodey na utha payegi
नर्सों में कहाँ दम था
मुझे जिस बेड पर लेटाया,
उसके नीचे बम था
gr8..........sone pe suhaga offer tha kya yeh

मुझे तो बम से उड़ाया,
गोली में कहाँ दम था.
और मुझे सड़क में दफनाया,
क्योंकि कब्रिस्तान में फंक्शन था
~nm~
hehehehehehhahahahahaha....



majja aa gaya padkar...........hahahahahaha


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mayan ji aadaab

nice one yaar keep sharing

subhe ki suruaat aaj muskurahat ke sath karwane ke liye aap ka bahot shukriya dear


lo ji kar lo baat......yeh MAYANK se MAYAN kab ban gaye aap janab.....


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