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What if Accountants start producing movies??? - 9th August 2005, 03:20 PM

What if Accountants start producing movies???

1. Munnabhai C.A.
2. Hamara Ledger Aapke Paas Hai
3. Kaho na Depreciation Hai
4. Journal Se Balance Sheet Tak
5. Kabhi Credit Kabhi Debit
6. Hum Tax de Chuke Sanam
7. Kya Yehi Credit Period Hai?
8. Main A/cs ki Diwani Hoon
9. Maine divide kiya
10. Maine divide kiyun kiya
11. Jab Jab Discount Mile
12. Petty Cash Apna Apna
13. Bill hai ke Pass hota nahin
14. Hum hai Accountant bekaar ke
15. Jo Tally hua wohi Trial Balance
16. Bus itna sa BYAZ (Intrest) hai
17. Tera 500 ka note Chal gaya
18. Dhai Akshar BYAZ ke
19. Tally 6.3 instal karke rakhna
20. Ab tumahare hawale pura account saathiyo
21. Balance sheet ki kasam
22. Kiyu Tally ho gaya na
23. Satte pe attha
24. Calculator sirf mere liye
25. Mujhe kuchh likhna hai
26. Solve karo to Cash lo.
27. Salary ke liye saala kuchh bhi karega
28. Accountant tune kya kiya
29. Rehna hai tally karke
30. Bill Vill Byaz Vyaz.



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9th August 2005, 11:38 PM

My Dear Friend, Nice Thinking I Should Say...lol...**Nice To Know As Well...lol...**Dil Ki Gehraaion Se Dher Sare Phoul_Shukriya Aur Daad Bhi **By The Way, Ye Khayaal Keise Aa Gaaya Aapko? Just Wondering...lol...**Khush Rahiye ye Duwaaon ke saath ijaazat...**Take Care...**God bless You.

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10th August 2005, 10:11 AM

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My Dear Friend, Nice Thinking I Should Say...lol...**Nice To Know As Well...lol...**Dil Ki Gehraaion Se Dher Sare Phoul_Shukriya Aur Daad Bhi **By The Way, Ye Khayaal Keise Aa Gaaya Aapko? Just Wondering...lol...**Khush Rahiye ye Duwaaon ke saath ijaazat...**Take Care...**God bless You.

Keep smilling.......**
Gazlon ka khazan- Shimu..........

ye khayal mujhe nahi aaya....mail aayi thi accounts department se......see ...hai ne ye wonderful...........

khush rahiye...........

aapka dost...............



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Tussi kamaal ke Accountant ho ji.......lol

   
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11th August 2005, 03:37 PM

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Tussi kamaal ke Accountant ho ji.......lol

Parul...

kya karen .....is job ne aisa hi bana diya hai....



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hi - 12th August 2005, 10:09 PM

Aman ji tussi toh top ho te saddi hope ho


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Re: hi - 13th August 2005, 11:15 AM

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Aman ji tussi toh top ho te saddi hope ho
Thanks Kuhulika ji......

khush rahiye..........



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hi - 13th August 2005, 02:20 PM

myself Shweta not Kuhulika
some problem thats y i hav 2 write Kuhulika

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Re: hi - 13th August 2005, 02:40 PM

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myself Shweta not Kuhulika
some problem thats y i hav 2 write Kuhulika

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Oh ho....sorry....aapne pehle batana chahiye tha.....abhi soch hi raha tha....ki Kuhulika ke maiyne kya hai.....aap hi bata dijiye...shewta ji..........



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hi - 13th August 2005, 02:54 PM

ab ye to mujhe bhi nahi pata........lol
call me only Shweta not Shweta ji aisa lagta hai JI lagakar jaise NETA JI

ok Aman ji

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Re: hi - 13th August 2005, 03:06 PM

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ab ye to mujhe bhi nahi pata........lol
call me only Shweta not Shweta ji aisa lagta hai JI lagakar jaise NETA JI

ok Aman ji

bye
Shweta........
Shweta ji....oh....Shweta....agar aap bhi Aman Ji ki jagah Aman kahengi to.......



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hi - 13th August 2005, 03:17 PM

to.......................


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Re: hi - 13th August 2005, 03:20 PM

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