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well, yeh male-female ki ladaiyan never-ending hoti hai.
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11th May 2005, 10:34 AM

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well, yeh male-female ki ladaiyan never-ending hoti hai.
Haan....lekin jab tak rishton mein kutch ladayian na ho to pyar ki gehraai ka pata nahi chalta.....

shayad ye insaan ki fitrat hi sahi....lekin ladne se pyar badta hai.....



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well, shayad isliye hum dhi ladna kabhi nahi chhodenge.
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17th May 2005, 12:17 PM

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well, shayad isliye hum dhi ladna kabhi nahi chhodenge.
haan Adarsh girl ji....

choti choti nok jhook to hoti rehni chayie na.....



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11th July 2005, 11:35 PM

hi they were very cool and nice too
   
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14th July 2005, 02:55 PM

BAHUT HO GAYA....

CHALO AB KUTCH LADKION KE LIYE....

15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MUM, YOUR DAUGHTERS OR
GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC.


1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature
anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him
cheque books.

14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.



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17th July 2005, 05:05 PM

great thinking but was too much 4 girls
be repared for getting assaulted
bhagwan bachaye


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18th July 2005, 02:04 PM

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great thinking but was too much 4 girls
be repared for getting assaulted
bhagwan bachaye

Harjot ji....

its not my thinking, but one of my friend, who is girl......

and all this is fact....dont u think so.....girls do it this way ony...


Just joking....hun taan rabb hi bachaye.....



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4th August 2005, 06:27 PM

here is a story for u all.............

Once upon a time, there was one Baniya, who had one son called Krishna.



Krishna gets married to one beautiful girl. While returning to home, they decide to take some rest under one tree (A big tree).



There was one spirit(Bhoot) staying on that tree. Spirit sees the bride of Krishna and falls in love with her.



People with bride and groom, continues to their village after taking some rest.



On the very next day, Krishna leaves village for business purpose and goes to some far place for 5 years.



That Spirit comes to know about this and he takes the roop of Krishna and reaches to his home



Everyone understands that Krishna has come back.



Spirit tells bride about the truth , that he is not Krishna , but one of the spirit , who felt in love with her on first sight.



Bride somehow , accepts to stay with him.



After long time , Bride gives birth to a baby and that time real Krishna comes back to the village.



Now this is the time, where problem starts. Who is real Krishna and who is not? Everyone struggles to find the real Krishna, but they don’t get the success.



Finally They decide to go to Raja for the justice,



In the way, they meet one shepherd, who takes test of both the Krishna



He says, whoever real Krishna is and if he loves his bride very much, will put himself into this bottle.



That spirit feels that this is the test of his love and he puts himself into the shepherd’s bottle.



And immediately shepherd closes the bottle and throws into the desert..





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That’s the end .



And This is the story of PAHELI



Krishna : Shahrookh khan

Bride : Rani mukherji

Baniya : Anupam Kher

Shepherd : Amitabh bachchan



So , Never ever go to watch this biggest hammer of the year



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7th August 2005, 01:21 PM

plz don't tell like that at least.
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8th August 2005, 11:20 AM

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plz don't tell like that at least.
Adarsh Girl ji..........

are aisa kya keh diya.............



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paheli is a good movie, u shouldn't tell its story
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13th August 2005, 10:36 AM

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paheli is a good movie, u shouldn't tell its story
Adarsh Girl ji.....

ek dum bakwaas....mood kharab ho gaya tha movie dekh ke...mujhe laga maine paise waste kar diye....isliye sabko bata diya....

sorry....



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