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Talking kahani humari shaadi ki....! - 11th December 2009, 09:11 PM

sdc ke sabhi dostoN ko mera Namaskar...!
kuch samay pehle hmare ek mitr ki Chandigarh meiN shaadi thi, yeh kavita uss shaadi ko dhayan meiN rakh, aaj se kareeban 3 saal pehle likhi thi....isme varnit prasang asal shaadi ki hissa hai jise baad meiN hmare mitr ne hume bataya tha aur isme thoda mirch-masala hmne apni taraf se bhi dala hai...
Lekin wahiN, jaankaroN ke liye yeh koi nayee baat na hogi..., chaliye aap bhi lutf uthaiye hmare mitr ki shaadi ka.....apni rae se zaroor avgat karviyega.....
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shaadi meiN apni maiN tha baitha sajja-dhajja.....!
-sunta hooN koi keh raha hai-
dekho kaise ghode par baitha hai gaddha.....!

tabhi dekhta hooN ke CM saheb hain aaye...!
dekh meri taraf phir voh halka sa muskaaye ...!

kehne ko the baaraati, sab mere aas-paas ..!
aane ke baad CM ke, na daali kisine mujhko ghaas...!

padhaare jaane par unke har o'r yehi sunne ko mila...!
Excuse me- abhi aate haiN....!
suneN to sahi zara, saaheb kya farmaate haiN...!

thi shaadi meiN meri khoob doom-dhaam...!
saheb ko gher sab laga rahe the jaam...!

dekh mujhe dubaara, voh mand-mand muskaaye......!
bole phir- baat chalo Kuch dhande ki ho jaaye...!

bolo...! dahej mein liya hai kya-kya sach-sach hi batlaana...!
daam bhi har cheez ka zara theek hi batlaana......!

imaandaari hai dhande ka apne iklauta ek usool...!
kyonki hum logoN se baimaani karna bhi to hai fizool...!

chalo batao beta kitna mila hai cash...?
kuch tum karo thodi hme bhi karvado aish ...!

dahej meiN mile har paise ka hoga baNtwaara aadhaa-aadhaa...!
ganit mera tez hai hisaab meiN na aayegi lesh matr bhi baadha ...!

bahut soch-vichaar hm ghabraye hue se bole...!

shadi meiN apni hmne nhi liya koi dahej...!
bas 2 hi jodi kapdoN meiN hm laayeN haiN dulhan sahej......!
woh thoda sa chauNke aur phir tez gatti se bole.....

nahiN liya dahej......?
phir kyooN hmko bulaavaa bheja...?
kardo mera hisaab varna samajho ho jayega garam mera bheja....!

kisi tarha bheja hmne unko sambha-bujha...!
phir ki jaldi aur apna boriya bistar hmne turat-furat saheja...!

thoda the udaas aur thoda the khush ghar ko jab hm aaye.....:confused.!
soocha ke chalo achha hua jo LAUT KE BUDDHU GHAR KO AAYE..........!!!


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11th December 2009, 09:30 PM

ha ha ha very funny ..........
friend ka hai ya aapki apni shadi ki kahani hai yeh



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ha ha ha very funny ..........
friend ka hai ya aapki apni shadi ki kahani hai yeh
Hahahahaha.... Diya jii, jaisa aapko theek lage, waise meri abhi shadi nahi hui....Waise yeh bhi achha hai, nahi yeh kavita post karne ke baad Kai logoN ko jawaab dene padte...
Diya jii, aapne jo tareef ki hai uske liye bahut bahut Shukriya...

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Hahahahaha.... Diya jii, jaisa aapko theek lage, waise meri abhi shadi nahi hui....Waise yeh bhi achha hai, nahi yeh kavita post karne ke baad Kai logoN ko jawaab dene padte...
Diya jii, aapne jo tareef ki hai uske liye bahut bahut Shukriya...

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lekin Vikram jee aapne to ehi likha hai kahani humari shaadi ki
ab humari likh ke dost ka naam dena to .............

aage aap khud samjh jayiye



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aage aap khud samjh jayiye
Diya jii,
Aapki baat bilkul theek hai, lekin jab koi iss tarha ki kavita likhni ho to mere khayal se sara nazla Khud pe lo to behtar....dost azeez haiN hmare liye to kisi dost ko gadha nahi keh sakta, Khud ko kehne ka hausla bhi hai aur maza bhi aata hai....dost ka naam le ke Kya kareNgi...bechaare ki shaadi ho chuki hai


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Aapki baat bilkul theek hai, lekin jab koi iss tarha ki kavita likhni ho to mere khayal se sara nazla Khud pe lo to behtar....dost azeez haiN hmare liye to kisi dost ko gadha nahi keh sakta, Khud ko kehne ka hausla bhi hai aur maza bhi aata hai....dost ka naam le ke Kya kareNgi...bechaare ki shaadi ho chuki hai
achha hua aapne bata diya
varna main kuchh aur samjh rahi thi aapko



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awesome yaar..... very funny....mazaa aa gaya padhke...aaj ke din ki shuruwaat bahut achchi rahi ...ab din bhi achcha katega... keep it up Vikram......


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Diya jii....aapne jo bhi samjha hoga theek hi samjha hoga....


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awesome yaar..... very funny....mazaa aa gaya padhke...aaj ke din ki shuruwaat bahut achchi rahi ...ab din bhi achcha katega... keep it up Vikram......
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HAHAHAHA...NICE ONE VIKRAM JI................




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waah vikram bhaa'ii... aapki yeh kavviSh bahot hi Khoob haii... baRii haNSii aa rahiiN haiii

liKhate raheN... daad hi daad!

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