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Cool Berojgari - 7th June 2004, 06:16 PM

DostoN...YooNto Manoj saahab ne haal hi me bahut hi behtreen rachna likhi hai isi topic par...phir bhi mai ye rachna yahaaN post kar raha hooN....jindgi ka ek dard is mazaak ke roop me ye kavita mere ek mitr ki likhi hai...meine sirf kuchh modification hi kiya hai.

BERUJGARI

Subeh Khaat se uthte hi….ek aawaaj aai
Khaali kanstar, sabji ka theila, Gas cylender
Sab ek saath chillaye..
Ab to hame bhi bhar do Bhaai..

Do kadam aage chale to Doodh ka dab.ba bhanbhanaaya
Gus.se me usne hame..apna yeh raag sunaya..

Shrimaan aaj ho gaye haiN poore Das din
In Das dinoN me aap yahaaN se gujre haiN nit-din
Kintu pratidin hi aapne kiya hai hame IGNORE
Or yahaaN pade pade ham ho rahe haiN BORE,

To aapse anurodh hai ki ..jara sadak par jaakar macheiN shor
Taki aane jaane wala hi dayakar, aapko de jaaye apna Dhor
Jis.se ki ham swayam to doodh me nahaaeiN
Or padosiyoN ke cherhe huve cupoN ko, byaj sahit chukayeN,

Itna sunte hi jeise ham baahar nikle
KhuNti par faNse theile ne mej par de maara
Or bola…kahaaN chala ja raha hai mooh uthaye
Jaalim tujhe koi ye bhi bataaye
Ke sabji ke theile ke saath saath
Gar tu sabjiyaaN bhi bhar laaye
To koi keise tera niraadar kar paaye,

Itna sab sunkar mai gash kha gaya
Paani peene ke khaatir rasoi me aa gaya,
Paani ke liye ghade me jeise hi haath diya
Ki Gas cylender se apna maatha fudva liya,
Cylender ne jakad kar haath vahiN par beitha diya
Or apna pipe kaan me daal kar..ye raag suna diya,

KahaaN ja raha tha nazreiN churaaye
Khuda gaarat kare , tujhe itni sharm na aaye
Ke 4 mahine se is steel body me kuchh aanch aaye,

Tujhpar to kai cheejeiN haiN OPTIONAL
Hamere paas to sirf ye khabar hai SENSATIONAL
Ke tujhpar girkar kareiNge tujhe ABNORMAL
Taki ho jaaye tare dimaag ka RENEWAL,

Uske ye iraade dekh ham is kadar dar gaye
Rasoi se baahar nikle or Khuda se dua kar gaye
Ek to ye berojgaari or us par ye mehNgai ki maar
Tum to Khuda ho …..Phir kyoN karte ho ye atyachaar

Nahi chaahiye hamko baNgle or motar Car
Ye Bibi bachchhe bhi sab hai apne liye bekaar,
Bas inta praband kar do ke ham Izat ki maut mar sakeiN
Or jab tak jeete haiN ye kanastar or Ye Cylender bhar sakeiN.

Written by : Umesh Kumar


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Anjaam sochkar, aksar khaamosh hi reh jaate haiN.

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7th June 2004, 09:51 PM

truely amazing!! aapke dost ko meri taraf se daad zarur dena!!

Quote:
Nahi chaahiye hamko baNgle or motar Car
Ye Bibi bachchhe bhi sab hai apne liye bekaar,
Bas inta praband kar do ke ham Izat ki maut mar sakeiN
Or jab tak jeete haiN ye kanastar or Ye Cylender bhar sakeiN.
nice!~

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Thanks Tulsika - 8th June 2004, 11:50 AM

Thanks Tulsika.....thanks for the appreciation...ji mai jaroor aapki ye daad ustak pahuNcha dooNga.

Chaand


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15th June 2010, 01:20 PM

Chaand hee:

namaste!

bahot hi Khoob liKhaa hay aapke mitra ne.. dil se daad!

KhuSh rahe.n... apnaa Khayaal raKhe.n

duaao.n ke saath ijaazat

aapka

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