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A - N I C E - J O K E ...... - 25th March 2006, 08:38 PM

this is just a joke
plzzz... don't take it on u (people from pakistan)
sorry if u don't like it

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A man sees a woman getting chased by a dog.

When the dog is about to bite the woman,
the man intervenes and kicks the dog.

A reporter was seeing all this.

He said "That was great. I'll definitely publish this in newspaper.
Tomorrow the headline will be 'LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM A DOG'."

The man replied "Thank you, but I'm not from here. I am from US".

Reporter " OK.

Then the headline will be US CITIZEN SAVES WOMAN FROM A
DOG".

Man: Actually, I live in US but I'm not a US citizen. I'm a Pakistani
national".

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TERRORIST ATTACKS A LOCAL DOG....


Yun Mile Ke Mulakaat Na Ho Saki,
Honth Kaape Magar Koi Baat Na Ho Saki,
Meri Khamosh Nigahen Har Baat Keh Gayi,
Aur Unko Shikayat Hai Ki Baat Na Ho Saki.... (nm)

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:) - 26th March 2006, 01:24 PM

accha Joke tha...
really liked it
kavita


Life in all it's sorrows n happiness...
is still beautiful n precious...
Do make the best out of it...
Only cheers n Smiles r Counted!!

Whn God takes sumthing away frm ur hand...
He is not punishing u, But merely emptying ur hand 4 u 2 receive sumthing better...!

~~KeepSmiling~~
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26th March 2006, 03:05 PM

Thanks for -> :-D

Nice one..
   
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28th March 2006, 01:06 AM

thanx kavita for coming to my post ...

accha laga ye jaakar ke tumhe pasand aaya ....

bye TC


Yun Mile Ke Mulakaat Na Ho Saki,
Honth Kaape Magar Koi Baat Na Ho Saki,
Meri Khamosh Nigahen Har Baat Keh Gayi,
Aur Unko Shikayat Hai Ki Baat Na Ho Saki.... (nm)

*(`'·.¸(`'·.¸*¤*¸.·'´)¸.·'´)*
.....«´¨`·..ASHU...·´¨`»......
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28th March 2006, 01:07 AM

bijay ji ...

aapke chehre pe muskaan aai .... bahut accha laga ..

keep coming ...

bye TC


Yun Mile Ke Mulakaat Na Ho Saki,
Honth Kaape Magar Koi Baat Na Ho Saki,
Meri Khamosh Nigahen Har Baat Keh Gayi,
Aur Unko Shikayat Hai Ki Baat Na Ho Saki.... (nm)

*(`'·.¸(`'·.¸*¤*¸.·'´)¸.·'´)*
.....«´¨`·..ASHU...·´¨`»......
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