GUJJU SMILES [must read]comedy

[taqdeer.786]

Dosto ye gujju smile heading ki ek email mere dost ne mujhe bheji thi..........!
dar asal mujhe pata nahi hai ki iska author kon hai par itna pata hai ki badi mast email hai ..!

aap bhi padhe aur iska lutf uthaye.!



~~~~~~~~~~~~ Gujju Smiles! ~~~~~~~~~~~~
Q: What do you call a gujju with no knees?
A: Knee-less (Nilesh)
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~~~~~~~~~~~~ Gujju Smiles! ~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mara maran par tame aansoo na bahavsho,
Mara maran par dosto gam na karsho..
..Mari yad aave to sidha upar j aavjo!!
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~~~~~~~~~~~~ Gujju Smiles! ~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jivan maa JAS nathi,
Prem maa RAS nathi;
Dhandha maa KAS nathi,
Javu chhe swarg maa,
pan eni koi BUS nathi..
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~~~~~~~~~~~~ Gujju Smiles! ~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tu hase chhe jyare jyare,
tyare tyare tara gaal ma khada padechhe.
Hu vicharu chhu betho betho
ke mara shivay aa khada ma ketla pade chhe!
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~~~~~~~~~~~~ Gujju Smiles! ~~~~~~~~~~~~
G - gentle
U - understanding
J - jolly
A - adorable
R - royal
A - aggresive
T - tough
I - intelligent
This much quality only 1 cast have,
Yes, its GUJARATI..
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~~~~~~~~~~~~ Gujju Smiles! ~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bolya kare a maitri,
chup rahe a prem
milan karave a maitri,
judai satave a prem
hasave a maitri,
radave a prem,
to pan loko maitri mukine kem kare chhe prem??!!
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~~~~~~~~~~~~ Gujju Smiles! ~~~~~~~~~~~~
Gujju Premi: Darling mere kaan me kuch halka sa,
kuch narm sa, Kuch namkin sa, Kuch mitha sa kaho!
Premika: DHOKLA
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~~~~~~~~~~~~ Gujju Smiles! ~~~~~~~~~~~~
Shayari:
Tu hase chhe jyare jyare,
tyare tyare tara gaal ma khada padechhe.
Hu vicharu chhu betho betho
ke mara shivay aa khada ma ketla pade chhe!
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my collections....! Aftab

[mausam]

haaaaaa bavj saras....

[acharya_mj]

bahuj mast chhe..........................
taqdeer jee thanx for sharing it

really nice 1
regards
manu

[Saloniraj]

REQUEST TO ALL

dont call us Gujju we are PROUDLY GUJARATI

[mausam]

Kyun koi gujju kahe..to kuch bura hain kya???

[Saloniraj]

Dear Mausam
aapne gujrati o jo apni respect nahi kari e to koi bangali ke punjabi ke bihari karva nai ave....... pan jara vicharo gujrat ni gari ma ne Mahatma Gandhi,Sardar patel,ane je vyakti vishe viswa bank na directore kidhelu ke Mr................ ne bharat na Finance ministar banava joie kem ke tene bharat ni puri economi ne halavi nakhi hati ane te pan 1 varas karta vadhu samay mate and he was ebsolutely right ........... that person was HARSHAD MEHTA (What a BRAIN)

[taqdeer.786]

Originally Posted by Saloniraj

Dear Mausam
aapne gujrati o jo apni respect nahi kari e to koi bangali ke punjabi ke bihari karva nai ave....... pan jara vicharo gujrat ni gari ma ne Mahatma Gandhi,Sardar patel,ane je vyakti vishe viswa bank na directore kidhelu ke Mr................ ne bharat na Finance ministar banava joie kem ke tene bharat ni puri economi ne halavi nakhi hati ane te pan 1 varas karta vadhu samay mate and he was ebsolutely right ........... that person was HARSHAD MEHTA (What a BRAIN)

SALONI..
Aa tamara vichar chee pan maru em kehwu che ke jyan hu bhanu chu tya amne badha gujju na naam thi olkhe cheee

pan te loko amne karnatak ma sweet gujju kahine bolawe chee

thx 4 reply

[taqdeer.786]

thx mousam ji

tamara reply malya
mane khusi thayiiii

[taqdeer.786]

Originally Posted by acharya_mj

bahuj mast chhe..........................
taqdeer jee thanx for sharing it

really nice 1
regards
manu

thax manu
tamaro khub khub aabhar

[xyz]

wah bahuj saras