just read it

[just 4 u dear]

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or

she'll take it anyway.


My wife and I always compromise.

I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.


Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents

have done it for you


Nobody is ever satisfied, poor men wish they were rich,

rich men wish they were handsome.


Bachelors wish they were married & married men wish

they were Dead.

[lov3 bug]

nice man.....keep it up

If your father is a poor man it's you fate
but if your father-in-law is a poor man.......it's your bad luck

[just 4 u dear]

hi frnd

ha ha ha

ye bhi accha hai yar

thnx yar 4 ur reply

bbye tc





DIVEY

[msdesaivls]

Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy.

[just 4 u dear]

hi frnd




Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.







----------------------------

DIVEY

[priyanka jain]

hey good job.....

[acharya_mj]

Ye bhi 1 hai biwi kaisi lagti hai

Sagaai k vaqt chamdramukhi,

Shaadi k vaqt surajmukhi,

10 saal baad jwaalamukhi,

20 saal baad mai bhi dukhi, aur tu bhi dukhi

[acharya_mj]

Marraige is an institution,

Where the men loses their bachelor degree,

Women gets their master degree,

After years of marraige they both get,

Ph.d(Problem Holder Degree).

Damm good, I am lucky,
I am unmerried .

[msdesaivls]

Shadi Woh Laddu Hai jo Khaye Woh Pataye

Jo Naa Khaye Woh bhi Pastyae

Magar Yaar,,,,,,


Meri Mano .......

Laddu Khake Pastana Acchi Baat Hai

[just 4 u dear]

hi frnds

thnx 4 all ur replys

God thought that since he couldn't be everywhere he made a

mother.

Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a

mother-in-law.




......................
DIVEY

[shadow]

After marriage Men take up all major decisions and women all minor decisions.

Women decide what Men should wear/eat/whether to have child etc...

Men decides who should be PM of the country, whether world requires nuclear weapons etc...

Analysis result:
So dont worry be happy people after marriage all are happy....
Disclaimer: Assumption required else the equation could not be solved.

[shadow]

Hum bi sochte ki ye shahjahan ne tajmahal kyon banay,
Shaadi ke baad hume bi laga ek chota sa sahi tajmahal bana de par roz lagta hai woh kushi hume naseeb kahan

[just 4 u dear]

hi frnds

thnx shadow 4 ur reply





When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason,

there's a reason








......................................
DIVEY

[shadow]

Originally posted by just 4 u dear
hi frnds

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason,

there's a reason
......................................
DIVEY

Otherway is also true
When women cooks favorite dish for husband, beaware the better the dishes the deeper is the plot and budget deficit....



Men to women:

Tum e kyon sochti ho ki hum tumhe yaad nahi karte
Tumhare pyaar ko hi to doond tha hoon mein har ladki mein

[just 4 u dear]

hi frnds


A good wife is one who forgives her husband everytime 'she' is

wrong!




rite ya wrong?????????????


.....................................
DIVEY

[shadow]

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

[just 4 u dear]

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife

is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

The Dog of course... atleast he'll shutup after you

let him in!



....................

DIVEY

[shadow]

Hitler could fight so long with entire world because he had no wife at home to waste his energy fighting.

Behind a succesfull man there is woman, thats why he has to run....
Behind succesfull woman, there is an impoverished man....

[just 4 u dear]

before marriage-

"roses r red,voilet r blue,ur mine,iluv u".


but after marriage-

"roses r dead,im blue,u got on my head,

someday i will kill u."





...........................
DIVEY

[nihharikaa]

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another:


> > > > > AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG

FINGER?


> > > > > The other replied, YES, I, AM.


I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN.