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MÄN & WÖM£N & ÐÖG Çöñtë§t - 18th November 2004, 12:13 AM

winners of look like dog contest
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Main jis k liye apni baharoon say lara hon,
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18th November 2004, 12:17 AM

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18th November 2004, 12:18 AM

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18th November 2004, 12:21 AM

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18th November 2004, 12:22 AM

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18th November 2004, 12:25 AM

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18th November 2004, 04:06 PM

nice collection.
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Hiii - 18th November 2004, 06:48 PM

It was nice but tell me who's winner......???
   
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18th November 2004, 08:55 PM

aqeel 3 rd photo jo hai woh aap ki hair style se milti hai really aap hi winner ho
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18th November 2004, 09:44 PM

bina contestant 4 is winner and second is contestant six

pappu yaar tung na kurr


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Re: MÄN & WÖM£N & ÐÖG Çöñtë§t - 19th November 2004, 01:30 PM

abe aqeel..tune apni family album hi post kar di....achi hai teri family...


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19th November 2004, 11:49 PM

gabbar tu maray ga mairay haat say


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21st November 2004, 12:13 AM

very nice i like this collection very funny .....................


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22nd November 2004, 09:34 PM

hi aqeelahmedji

verygood. i like it ur job.
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hii - 22nd November 2004, 09:47 PM

Aqeelahemadji,

Gabber ne kaha ki ye apki femily ki photo hai.

so please ap batayi ye is me se ap koun se hai, apke brother

koun hai, apki sister koun hai plz introduction karyi ye.


Ok to ap Gabber ko kab pit ne wale hai to mai bhi fightting dekh

ne ke liye chhutti le lu kyu ki mere waha " WWF" ka channle

mere TV me nahi ata.So please tell me

ok than fightting ke din milege.
   
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22nd November 2004, 09:52 PM

hi aqeelahmedji

aapne pahle kyo nahi bataya ki ye aapki femily photos hai.

hum soch hi rahe the ki isme jo log hai vo aapke jaise hi kyo

dikhai dete hai.
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22nd November 2004, 10:19 PM

this is not my family next time aisey collection nahi post karoon ga mujh say baat karain mujh say mazaaq karain family beech main kahan say aa gayey shame on all of u


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Sorry my friend - 23rd November 2004, 08:17 PM

Sorry my friend

Accha to pakista me sublog aise lagte hai. Ok don't worry about

that Next time ap PAKISTAN ke acche studio me jaana. Our haa..

Apki jaara hair style change kigiyega. Ap kyu asi photo bhejate

ho ki hum majboor ho jaye.

Ye meri advice yaad rkhiyega. Dont forget

Ok bye take care your femily
   
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24th November 2004, 12:13 AM

yeh saray kuttay bina tum per chudian gay or sara pakistan b tum per chudhay ga

phir kaho ghee main reh nahi suktey dick k bina


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24th November 2004, 09:18 PM

bina i dont think u should say
such things about pakistani people
u have no right dont think only aqeel is pakistani here
thats why all of u r doing this kind of muzaaq with him
i may not live in pakistan
but that doesnt mean am not pakistani



n sweetsmile i guess ur pakistani aswell
cool but there is no need for such language
if these people have some common sense they
stop ok?


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24th November 2004, 10:07 PM

very nice reply nadie jeetey raho


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25th November 2004, 01:47 PM

abe oe sweetsmile....pehle tu likhna seekh le...phir aa kar baat karna..


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25th November 2004, 08:04 PM

Sorry my friend
But tumne bhi muje age kuch kaam jaawab nahi diya hai or maine apko bad words nahi kaha hai .

sweetsmile, by the way mene apko nahi kaha tha.so why u getting angry.

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SWEETSMILE JI BUS YUHI APNE APKO DISCRIBE KARATE
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25th November 2004, 11:55 PM

oye gabbar kunjar k bacchay tairey behen k uss main ja k tairey maa key uss main say nikloon ga samjha aub aisa kah tu.
oye chirkut k bacchay gabbar singh key najaiz aulad baaz aa jaa
arey bina tairay maa key photo hay yeh sarey tujhay kutta nahi khota(donkey) chaheaye tubb tujhay aram aaye ga or muzza b samjhee


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27th November 2004, 03:45 PM

abe sweetsmile saale tu kya batayega....tu to hizda hai....kate @#** ka.. ...
apni ammi ko puchna..uska naam pehle basanti tha...aur tu meri hi naajayad aulaad hai..jo ki naajayad mulq mein reh rahi hai
..magar tu chinta na kar..tu laawaris nahin hai....mein hoon na!tera baap.

aur haannn saale likhna seekh le..abhi bhi waqt hai...


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28th November 2004, 01:34 PM

kuttay k bacchay samba key najayz aulad tairay liyaye aik good news hay tairey behen aub maa bunanay waley hay salay or tu mama tairey maa b mairay saath set rahey hay or tairey behen b tairey maa nain tu baccha ghira diya tha lakin tairey behen ko aisa nahi kurnay doun ga kiun k mujhay tujhay mama bunana hay bhaita tu maira hay he


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hi - 28th November 2004, 04:24 PM

hello sweet smile ji aqueel ji ko pucho na ki kisi kute ki tasveer gabbar se match ho rahi thi kya?
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29th November 2004, 02:13 AM

yeh subb kuttay gabbar key maa k yaar hain

nazu main aqeel say phoochta hoon aqeel bhai kiss kuttay key tasveer gabar say match ho rahey hay bataoo plz


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1st December 2004, 01:45 AM

are are are gabbar aur sweetsmile

ye sab kya hai bacho

aap sab jaise bhi ho ghar me raho yaar yaha baahar ham sab ko kyun batate ho

yaar jaghra kyun karte ho aapas me

plz doston is tarha bad word istemaal na karo kisi ke maa bap per kyun likhte ho

kya khud me itni himmat nahi jo maa baap pe jate ho


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1st December 2004, 11:59 PM

main b yeh he kehta hoon k mazaaq sirf apnay tukk hona chaheyaye ghar waloon tukk nahi sweetsmile &gabbar mind ur language ok


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hi - 3rd December 2004, 03:14 PM

nice post.........


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3rd December 2004, 03:38 PM

thankx ashika


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3rd January 2006, 03:37 PM

bahut badhiya likha aqeel bhai
kafee achha collection hai
aise hi hansate rahiyega


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so nice - 3rd January 2006, 08:08 PM

hi hey its a fantastic collections which i had ever seen in my life..
mindblowing soooooooooo funny n gr8.....


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thankx abhishek thankx kashish ji


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4th January 2006, 06:42 PM

cool man mast haiiiiiii
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thankx ankitraheja


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