TCS vs Infy vs Wipro

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He my friends hope this story brings smile in U'r life

One day, three consultants, one from Wipro, one
> from
> > Infosys and one from
> > TCS, went out for a walk. They were old buddies
> from
> > engg college, and
> > they
> > were together for a college reunion..
> > For no apparent reason, they went into this zoo
> and
> > passed a monkey. Being
> > in the same business and from the same college,
> > there was a little bit of
> > a
> > peer competition going on between themselves -
> they
> > couldn't resist
> > testing
> > themselves against each other - especially the
> > Infosys guy. Said he to the
> > others: "Why don't we prove who is the best
> among
> > ourselves?". Why not,
> > said
> > the other two.
> > > > >
> > The Infoscion said "Let's have a test. Whoever
> makes
> > this
> > monkey laugh, works for the best firm".
> > > > >
> > By mutual agreement, the Infoscion took the
> first
> > turn. Being
> > a pure logical strategist, the Infoscion tried
> to
> > make the monkey laugh by
> > telling jokes. The monkey stayed still. As a
> more
> > practical consultant,
> > the
> > Wipro guy tried to make funny gestures... no
> good,
> > the monkey stayed
> > put...
> > Now, comes the TCSer... being the practical guy
> he
> > was always trained to
> > be,
> > he whispered something into the monkey's ear,
> and it
> > burst out laughing at him. The other two were
> > astonished. How did this TCS
> > guy manage to beat them? No way they were going
> to
> > accept defeat so
> > easily.
> > So the Wipro guy said "OK, let's take another
> test.
> > Let's make this monkey cry !!"
> > > > >
> > So there they went again, applying the same
> methods
> > as before.
> > The Infosys guy narrated sad stories, the Wipro
> guy
> > made sad gestures, and
> > they failed again...Then, the TCSer again
> whispered
> > something into the
> > monkey's ear and lo! It started crying, patting
> the
> > TCSer's shoulder!
> > The other two just could not believe their eyes!
> > So the Infoscion said "OK, you've won twice. If
> you
> > can win
> > just this one, we will bow to you. Let's make
> this
> > monkey run". And he
> > barked at the monkey and ordered him to run. Of
> > course, it stayed where it
> > was. The Wipro guy, true to his type, pushed and
> > prodded the monkey- still
> > No go. So...here comes our TCS guy, again, and
> > whispers into
> > the monkey's ear. The monkey just takes off! It
> runs
> > and runs as fast as
> > it
> > can, as if it was scared to death! The other two
> > surrendered.
> > Said they: "OK, we give up. You're the best
> among
> > us, and you work for the
> > Best firm of the three.
> > > > >
> > But please, please tell us your secret," they
> begged
> > him.
> > "Well", said the TCSer,
> > > > >
> > "The first time I made it laugh, I told it I
> work
> > for TCS.
> > The next time, I told the monkey how much I get
> > paid...so it started
> > crying.
> > > > >
> > And then I told him that I was here for
> > recruitment!!!

Regards

Hahahahahahaha.... But is it the right forum for this stuff ?