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Question kya sapna hai - 20th March 2005, 02:35 PM

SAB KO DEKH KAR MAINE BHI SOOCH KI CHALO EK KAHANI HI LIKH DOO.KYUNKI MUJHE AUR KUCH TO ATTA NAHI...


ONCE A TIME TWO FRIEND WERE TALKING JUST AFTER THEY HAVE THE FINISHED THEIR HOMEWORK......


ONE OF THE BOY SAID TO HIS FRIEND THAT "U KNOW I AM THE PERSON WHO KILLED MR. HITLER"

THE OTHER FRIEND WAS ASTONISHED AND ASKED THAT"ARE U SURE"
HE SAID"YES"


THEN THE FRIEND ASKED" WHEN U DID THIS CORAGEOUS WORK...?"

HIS FRIEND SAID "OH! FREN YESTERDAY WHEN HITLER CAME TO INDIA AND IN HIS LANGUAGE HE ASKED FROM ME MY NAME AND I THOUGHT THAT HE IS ABUSING ME SO I SLAPPED HIM,AGAIN HE ASKED MY NAME IN HIS LANGUAGE BUT AGIN I SLAPPED HIM THE THIRD TIME HE REALLY STARTED ABUSING ME AND I TOOK HIS GUN AND SHOOTED HIM. THEN HIS GUARD TOOK ME AND THEY HANGED ME TILL DEATH "

THEN HIS FREN GOT ASTONISHED AND ASKED"HOW U ARE ALIVE NOW IN FRONT OF ME" I M SO CONFUSED..

THEN HIS FREN SAID OH! I FORGOT TO TELL U THAT WHEN I WAS HANGED TILL DEATH SUDENNLY I OPENED MY EYES AND SAW THAT I HAD SLIPPED AWAY FROM MY BED AND MY MOTHER IS SHAKING MY BODY SO THAT I CAN WOKE UP.....
AND SHE TOLD THAT HURRY UP U ARE GETTING LATE FOR UR SCHOOL....



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20th March 2005, 05:44 PM

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kahi ye sapna to toone nahi dekha na?


kidding waise sahi likha hai likh to too bhi achha likhegi.

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21st March 2005, 11:05 AM

thanks reply dene ke liye


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23rd March 2005, 10:39 AM

Nice one mahima... mazaa aa gaya!
   
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parul di,
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24th March 2005, 06:36 PM

Mahima.....

my little Sister.....

lekin uska naam kya tha....???????



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24th March 2005, 08:12 PM

mahima,

hahaahahahhahaha........ meri foram aise hi sapne dekhti hai.... lol

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??????????? - 26th March 2005, 07:35 AM

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Mahima.....

my little Sister.....

lekin uska naam kya tha....???????


bhaiya,
maine uska naam sooch liya hai... us ka naam main aman rakh chkin hoo ok


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achhi baat hai - 26th March 2005, 07:37 AM

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mahima,

hahaahahahhahaha........ meri foram aise hi sapne dekhti hai.... lol

maa
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Re: ??????????? - 26th March 2005, 12:47 PM

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bhaiya,
maine uska naam sooch liya hai... us ka naam main aman rakh chkin hoo ok


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ye kaisa irritating se naam hai uska......



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Re: Re: ??????????? - 27th March 2005, 11:17 AM

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ye kaisa irritating se naam hai uska......
bhaiya,
uska naam irritating kyun hain?


ab jaldi se batana..

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27th March 2005, 12:12 PM

kyunki Aman ne use itna maara jo tha....apna naam sunte hi.....




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28th March 2005, 10:35 AM

mahima...

sach maiN kya sapna tha ... mujhe na jane kyuN bohat hanshi aati hai jab koi thappad khata hai ... jab school maiN teacher mujhe dande se marti thi to maiN shant rehta tha ,... par jab thappad se marti thi to main haNsta tha.... hahahaha

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28th March 2005, 10:54 AM

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mahima...

sach maiN kya sapna tha ... mujhe na jane kyuN bohat hanshi aati hai jab koi thappad khata hai ... jab school maiN teacher mujhe dande se marti thi to maiN shant rehta tha ,... par jab thappad se marti thi to main haNsta tha.... hahahaha

kunal
tumhari baat pe ek muhavra yaad aaya....

laaton ke bhoot baaton se nahi maante..........hahahahahaa



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28th March 2005, 06:12 PM

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tumhari baat pe ek muhavra yaad aaya....

laaton ke bhoot baaton se nahi maante..........hahahahahaa
yad aaya mujhe dekh ke ... apni bat mujh par thop di ...




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28th March 2005, 08:02 PM

Oh Mahima ,
kaha hai too ? dekh to sahi humaare bhaiya kis tarah ek dusare ki taang kheech rahe hai.


Kunal Bhiya aur Aman bhaiya pls pls aap dono kam se kam apni chhoti bahano ke saamne to ek dusaare ki khichaayi mat karo. batao to kya asar padegi hum dono par??????????


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Angry offffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff - 28th March 2005, 08:12 PM

di,
kar lene do enhe fighting jab ek dosare se apni dil ki baat ugalawa lenge to thik hoga...

lekin ab mujhe yah lagat hai ki mujhe aisi story nahi likhani chaiye nahi to ye lig phie se fight karenge aur main yah nahi dekh sakti ok

to ye meri last story this jo thodi imaginative thi



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29th March 2005, 02:12 PM

Mahima....

tum likhti rahoo.....

hum aapas mein nipat lenge....



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bahut gandi baat hai - 29th March 2005, 04:30 PM

bhaiya,
agar aap dono ko fighting karni hai to kahin aur jaakar karon nahi to aap dono ki kya ijjat rahengi aap ke bahano ke samne




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hello mahima - 3rd February 2006, 11:45 AM

hello mahima bohat accha sapna sunya aapne well aise hi khawab deka karo aapka confidence aur badh jaye ga..

well accha likha hai aapne keep it up..

havee fun... bye n take care.


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3rd February 2006, 10:50 PM

Uncle ji... mahima ki taraf se mai shukriya ada karti hoon.. wo exams test project etc me kaafi busy hai to online nahi aa paayi

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thank u so much for replying.. koshish rahegi ki jaise hi waqt mile aur achhe se achha likhate rahoon aur aap sabko hasaate rahoon.. becoz hasi hi zindagi hai...



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