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7 Engineers & 7 Doctors - 26th February 2006, 11:47 PM

7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai.
So they both gather at Pune Station.

Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.

SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI):

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7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets..
Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come......
When TC arrives,
All 7 Engineers get in one toilet so when TC knocks, one hand come out with the ticket and the TC goes

Away....

NOW on return Journey All of them don't get a direct Train to PUNE. So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from there they can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE


SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA):

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Doctors decided, "this time we will prove that we too are equal"....All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket Engineers don't buy any ticket at all!!!!!..

TC arrives....

ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET.ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE

ONE..
One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors toilet, One hand comes with the tickets, he takes the
ticket and comes in Engg. Bathroom... TC DRIVES out ALL the doctors from the toilet and they are heavily fined


SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA):
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SO now both the group r on LONAVALA station. Doctors planning their move for last chance, they board the loc al to Pune.

This time doctors decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick.

ALL Doctors take 1 tickets...Engineers BUY all 7 tickets this time...
SO TC Comes.. All Engineers showed their tickets.....
Doctors are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL train...........


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27th February 2006, 06:34 PM

Bahut sahi bhai.. apane engineering ke dauran hamne yeh suni thi magar aadhi hi suni thi.. poori to aur bhi mast hai... shukriya is muskan ke liye jo aapne hame dee.. take care..
   
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hopeless - 28th February 2006, 04:01 PM

plz tum yeh c grade shers likhna bandh karo understand


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1st March 2006, 06:39 PM

if this is a c grade joke then what u r writing has no limit


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12th March 2006, 08:18 PM

hey aqif i really like it
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hopeless - 12th March 2006, 10:42 PM

i dnt care wht u think bout my wife.........
i knw my wife kashish very well got that!!!!!!!! so plz stop commenting my wife.......

From, kashish's husband,
MIHIR......


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12th March 2006, 10:53 PM

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hi - 13th March 2006, 10:47 AM

ha ha ha.........

bada maja aaya ...yaar ese padh ke..

beshak ese padhke kuchh doctoro ko shock lag sakta hai........ha ha ha

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