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Wink Sardarji (A bit naughty) - 4th January 2005, 02:31 PM

A nurse gave a newborn baby to Sardar...

Sardar started screaming "Puttar Hua hai, Puttar Hua hai..."

Nurse said.. "Abe Gadhe! meri Ungli chhod, Ladki hui hai "



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8th January 2005, 03:47 PM

laughing out loud....


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Re: Sardarji (A bit naughty) - 10th January 2005, 12:22 AM

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A nurse gave a newborn baby to Sardar...

Sardar started screaming "Puttar Hua hai, Puttar Hua hai..."

Nurse said.. "Abe Gadhe! meri Ungli chhod, Ladki hui hai "

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10th January 2005, 11:32 PM

Pulkit bhai.....

kahin ye mujhe soch ke nahi likha.....

tumhara bhai.......



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17th April 2005, 09:39 PM

Pulkit,

ya kya likha !!!!!! meri hasi to rukati hi nahi.


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. - 18th April 2005, 12:13 PM

ha ha ha ha ha ha

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18th April 2005, 08:10 PM

aman bhai aapki to abhi shadi bhi nahi hui

aapka jeeja


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19th April 2005, 11:36 AM

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aman bhai aapki to abhi shadi bhi nahi hui

aapka jeeja
jayada mat haso...jije....

tumhara saala....



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19th April 2005, 05:50 PM

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naughty boy! !! ! !

hey one of the famous sardar joke of all time

"do sardar chess khel rahe the"


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19th April 2005, 09:45 PM

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jayada mat haso...jije....

tumhara saala....
meri khushi maiN hi tumhari khushi hai samjhe

mr. sale sahab


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20th April 2005, 10:57 AM

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meri khushi maiN hi tumhari khushi hai samjhe

mr. sale sahab
pata hai mujhe...batane ki zarorat nahi....



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