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PJ means??????????????????????????????
pj means -----poor jokes.....
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Pappu : Delhi main











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Nah................First mine....

Shaan: Mujhey Shadi Me BMW Mili hai.
Naaz : Par Tumharey Pass to koi car nahi hai.
Shaan: Arre dhakkan , BMW ka Matlab


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Nah................First mine....

Shaan: Mujhey Shadi Me BMW Mili hai.
Naaz : Par Tumharey Pass to koi car nahi hai.
Shaan: Arre dhakkan , BMW ka Matlab


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baNdar peD pe kyuuN uchhal kud karta h ?
kyoNki ghar me.N biwi uchhal kood karne nahi deti hogi.......................

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aasman uncha kyu hota hai????????????????

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22nd June 2010, 05:58 PM
Neeche hota to sab uspe apni gfs k liye ghar banwa dete





Katil kisi ka katl kyu nahi karta hai ????



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Neeche hota to sab uspe apni gfs k liye ghar banwa dete





Katil kisi ka katl kyu nahi karta hai ????
Kyunki use shayri likhne se fursat nahi..........

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22nd June 2010, 06:25 PM
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Kyunki use shayri likhne se fursat nahi..........
Kavita ji...... Que bhi to dena tha saath me ....

Khair mai he de deta hu...

Katil ne kaun si shayri likhi aur kavita ji ne kab aur kaha padhi????

Sapne me to nahi??? Hahahahahaha



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22nd June 2010, 06:28 PM
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Kavita ji...... Que bhi to dena tha saath me ....

Khair mai he de deta hu...

Katil ne kaun si shayri likhi aur kavita ji ne kab aur kaha padhi????

Sapne me to nahi??? Hahahahahaha
oh to aap hai katil ,,,,, maine to aise hi likh diya tha

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oh to aap hai katil ,,,,, maine to aise hi likh diya tha
Ji aapne fir se que miss karr diya...


Khair...

Koi baat ni...

Waise aap kaunse kaatil ki baat kar rahi thi??? Kahi katil shifayi ji ki baat to nahi kar rahi thi

Neways next que : katil ne kya kabhi koi KAVITA ki RACHNA kar k kisi ki BHAWNA ko abhivyakt kiya hai ???




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22nd June 2010, 06:45 PM
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Ji aapne fir se que miss karr diya...


Khair...

Koi baat ni...

Waise aap kaunse kaatil ki baat kar rahi thi??? Kahi katil shifayi ji ki baat to nahi kar rahi thi

Neways next que : katil ne kya kabhi koi KAVITA ki RACHNA kar k kisi ki BHAWNA ko abhivyakt kiya hai ???
Katil jarur kabhi kisi kavita ki rachna krke kisi ki bhawna ko abhivyakt karta yadi uske paas waqt hota.....Kyunki wo reply karne me hi itna waqt gwa deta hai ..............

>>>>> Kya kabhi Katil katl karega.....???

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Katil jarur kabhi kisi kavita ki rachna krke kisi ki bhawna ko abhivyakt karta yadi uske paas waqt hota.....Kyunki wo reply karne me hi itna waqt gwa deta hai ..............

>>>>> Kya kabhi Katil katl karega.....???
Ab sahi hai


Aakhir aap seekh he gayi


Khair ab ans : katil k paas katl karne ka motive hoga to katl jaruur karega



Next que : car me 4 pahiye aur cycle me 2 pahiye hote hue ham ghar grahsti ki 'gaadi' kyu kehte hain?? Cycle kyu nahi kehte

Baaki ke 2 pahiye kaun hote hain??? Kya miya biwi ke x's ??



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22nd June 2010, 06:58 PM
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Ab sahi hai


Aakhir aap seekh he gayi


Khair ab ans : katil k paas katl karne ka motive hoga to katl jaruur karega



Next que : car me 4 pahiye aur cycle me 2 pahiye hote hue ham ghar grahsti ki 'gaadi' kyu kehte hain?? Cycle kyu nahi kehte

Baaki ke 2 pahiye kaun hote hain??? Kya miya biwi ke x's ??
hahaha...... aapne to khud hi jwb b de diya.....!!!

Waise baki ki 2 pahiye unke bache b ho skte hai.......!!!!


>>>>>> Insaan kab sabse jayada sochta hai.....????

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hahaha...... aapne to khud hi jwb b de diya.....!!!

Waise baki ki 2 pahiye unke bache b ho skte hai.......!!!!


>>>>>> Insaan kab sabse jayada sochta hai.....????
Jab wo free hota hai

U know... Khaali dimag shaitaan ka ghar


Que : laalu ji ki ghrahsti ko kya kahoge ???



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Jab wo free hota hai

U know... Khaali dimag shaitaan ka ghar


Que : laalu ji ki ghrahsti ko kya kahoge ???
Laalu ji ki ghrashti ko "Rail gaadi" kaha jayega....


>>>>>Bacho School kyu jaate hai.........

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Laalu ji ki ghrashti ko "Rail gaadi" kaha jayega....


>>>>>Bacho School kyu jaate hai.........

school se ane ke liye


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school se ane ke liye


kutte ki poonch tedi kyun hoti hai

Kyunki wo sidhi nahi hoti.......



>>>> Baarish kyu hoti hai...???

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23rd June 2010, 11:32 AM
Baarish isiliye hoti hai taaki ladke gana ga sake 'meri chhatri k neeche aaja, kyu bheegey kamla khadi khadi' ....


Que : kamla k paas chatri kyu nahi hoti hai ??



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Que : kamla k paas chatri kyu nahi hoti hai ??
Kyunki kamla apni car me ja rahi hoti hai.....use chatri ki jarurat nahi padti



>>>> ye ladke gaane kyu gaate hai....

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Kyunki kamla apni car me ja rahi hoti hai.....use chatri ki jarurat nahi padti



>>>> ye ladke gaane kyu gaate hai....
kyunki baathroom me kundi nahi hoti hai



Que : log nahate kyu hain??



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kyunki baathroom me kundi nahi hoti hai



Que : log nahate kyu hain??
Taki wo katil na ban jaye



>>>> Shayar sab se jayada sad shayri hi kyu karte hai????

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23rd June 2010, 01:44 PM
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Taki wo katil na ban jaye

Hmmmm.... Waise aapka katl karne ka andaaz achha hai kavita ji

>>>> Shayar sab se jayada sad shayri hi kyu karte hai????
Btw whts funny in this que? Hahaha
Khair.... I'll make it ...

Kyunki dukh bhari kavitao ( shayri ) se vo auro ko bhi bore karr sake


Que : shayar sher kyu banate hain? Kavita kyu nahi banate ?



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Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai...
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Khair.... I'll make it ...

Kyunki dukh bhari kavitao ( shayri ) se vo auro ko bhi bore karr sake


Que : shayar sher kyu banate hain? Kavita kyu nahi banate ?

Ans : Kyunki,,,, wo kavi ka kaam hai isliye.......


>>>>Que...: Gadhe (Donkey) ko gadha hi kyu bolte hai....

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Ans : Kyunki,,,, wo kavi ka kaam hai isliye.......


>>>>Que...: Gadhe (Donkey) ko gadha hi kyu bolte hai....
kyunki wo gadhi ka 'male' hota hai... Ab gadhi k male ko haathi to nahi keh sakte na


Que : insaan gadho k baare me kab sochta hai ?



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kyunki wo gadhi ka 'male' hota hai... Ab gadhi k male ko haathi to nahi keh sakte na


Que : insaan gadho k baare me kab sochta hai ?

Ans : Jab koi gadho jaisi harkat karta hai to insaan gadho ke baare me sochne par majboor ho jata hai


>>Que. : Kanoon ke hath lambe kyu hote hai ?

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Ans : Jab koi gadho jaisi harkat karta hai to insaan gadho ke baare me sochne par majboor ho jata hai


>>Que. : Kanoon ke hath lambe kyu hote hai ?



Kyoonki katilo k paer lambe hote hain


Que : gadho ki harkate kaisi hoti hain aur Kavita ji ko gadho k baare me itna kaise pata ?



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Kyoonki katilo k paer lambe hote hain


Que : gadho ki harkate kaisi hoti hain aur Kavita ji ko gadho k baare me itna kaise pata ?
Ans. Gadho ki harkate gadho jaisi hi hoti hai....aur kavita kya jaane gadhe k baare me.....!!!!

Que : Log gadho ke piche hath dho kar kyu pad jaate hai

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Ans. Gadho ki harkate gadho jaisi hi hoti hai....aur kavita kya jaane gadhe k baare me.....!!!!

Que : Log gadho ke piche hath dho kar kyu pad jaate hai
hahahahahahha aapke swal ans. To kuch zyada he funny ho sakta tha parr thoda he karr deta hu


Kyunki shayad gadho k peeche aankhe hoti hongi aur unko gande haatho wale insaan pasand nahi honge



Que : male aur female me kya fark hota hai ?



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Hahahahahahaha sahi hai ekdum durust...


Que : next que kaun dega ! !?



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>>Que >>> Sawaal Kya Hai ???? :O

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ok ji... Ye raha sawal ..................

que : mila kya ?

Agar que mil gaya ho to jawab do



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ok ji... Ye raha sawal ..................

que : mila kya ?

Agar que mil gaya ho to jawab do


Ans... ________________ (Sirf budhijeevo ko ans dikhega)

Next Que :- ******************

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