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2nd July 2010, 02:31 PM

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Ans : tumhe ladkiyo ke baare me bahut galatfehmiya hai....tumhe jarurat hai soch badlne ki fir tumhe kisi se koi problem nahi hogi....!!!!


'soch badalne me kitna kharcha ayega '??


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Ab naari he nar ki jan'ni hoti hai to maine isiliye naari ko dhyaan me rakhkar 'gusse' ka ans de diya... Aakhir naari he to sansaar ko aage badhati hai aur tumne sirf 'gussa' kaha tha.. Ye nahi kaha tha k gals k upar nahi laana baat ko




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Ab naari he nar ki jan'ni hoti hai to maine isiliye naari ko dhyaan me rakhkar 'gusse' ka ans de diya... Aakhir naari he to sansaar ko aage badhati hai aur tumne sirf 'gussa' kaha tha.. Ye nahi kaha tha k gals k upar nahi laana baat ko




Khair ab aapka Ans : 'idhar' 'ham' hain 'udhar' 'aap' ho... Dekha kitna bada antar hai

que : log apne dimag k ghode kyu daudate hain jabki wo unhe baech kar kabke so chuke hote hain
Ans : kya tum logo me shamil nahi ho
kher ans ye hai ki logo ke paas koi aur kaam to hota nahi isliye neend me dimaag ke ghode daudate hai....

Que : naach na jaane aangan tedha ka kya arth hai? shpasht kijiye ?


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2nd July 2010, 03:02 PM

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Ans : kya tum logo me shamil nahi ho
kher ans ye hai ki logo ke paas koi aur kaam to hota nahi isliye neend me dimaag ke ghode daudate hai....

ji... Bilkul shamil hu 'logo' me ek gana yaad aa gaya 'logo' se ...
Inhi logo ne.... Inhi logo ne... Inhi logo ne le leena dupatta mera


Que : naach na jaane aangan tedha ka kya arth hai? shpasht kijiye ?
Ans : arth spasht hai k tedhi medhi ladkiya naach naach kar aangan ko bhi tedha medha bana deti hain


Que : 'g-o' go hota hai.. To 'd-o' do kyu nahi hota ?




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3rd July 2010, 10:42 AM

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Ans : arth spasht hai k tedhi medhi ladkiya naach naach kar aangan ko bhi tedha medha bana deti hain
hahahahaha


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Ans : Arre tum kyu itni tension le rahe ho tum wo hi padho jo tumhe samajh aata hai... jayada samjhdaar banne ki koshish mat karo.....

Que in aur raat me kya antar hai??


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3rd July 2010, 02:40 PM

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Ans : Arre tum kyu itni tension le rahe ho tum wo hi padho jo tumhe samajh aata hai... jayada samjhdaar banne ki koshish mat karo.....

Que : Din aur raat me kya antar hai??
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Ans : din me suraj aata hai aur raat me chand zzzzzzzzzzzz



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5th July 2010, 12:05 PM

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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


Ans : din me suraj aata hai aur raat me chand zzzzzzzzzzzz



Que : bank me paise kyu jama karte hain log
Ans : Ghar me rakhe rakhe dimak na lg jaaye isliye bank me jma karte hai....!!!

Que : Chuhe aur billi me kya antar hai.. ???


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5th July 2010, 12:13 PM

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Ans : Ghar me rakhe rakhe dimak na lg jaaye isliye bank me jma karte hai....!!!

Que : Chuhe aur billi me kya antar hai.. ???
Hahaha....!

Billii hamesha bolti hai 'mai aau' 'mai aau'

Aur chooha bechara chup rehta hai


Que : ghar me dimak kyu lagti hai aur bank me kyu nahi lagti ?




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Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai...
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5th July 2010, 12:37 PM

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Hahaha....!

Billii hamesha bolti hai 'mai aau' 'mai aau'

Aur chooha bechara chup rehta hai


Que : ghar me dimak kyu lagti hai aur bank me kyu nahi lagti ?
Ans : dono jagah dimak lgti hai... bs ghar me jaldi lg jati hai bank me late lgti hai....


Que : Chuha chup chup kyu rehta hai ??


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5th July 2010, 12:47 PM

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Ans : Ghar me rakhe rakhe dimak na lg jaaye isliye bank me jma karte hai....!!!

Que : Chuhe aur billi me kya antar hai.. ???
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Ans : dono jagah dimak lgti hai... bs ghar me jaldi lg jati hai bank me late lgti hai....


Que : Chuha chup chup kyu rehta hai ??
chuha isiliye chup rehta hai kyumki wo guunga hota hai... ( kabhi kisi chuhe ko bolte dekha hai... )

Que : gold peela kyu hota hai




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Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai...
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chuha isiliye chup rehta hai kyumki wo guunga hota hai... ( kabhi kisi chuhe ko bolte dekha hai... )
haan dekha hai Tom n jerry me

Que : gold peela kyu hota hai
ans : kynki paani geela hota hai...


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ans : kynki paani geela hota hai...


Que : Dil udaas kab hota hai
Hehehe....

Ans: Jab khush sharbat nahi hota

Que : devdaas ko devidaas kyu nahi kehte




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Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai...
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Hehehe....

Ans: Jab khush sharbat nahi hota

Que : devdaas ko devidaas kyu nahi kehte

kyu k paro ko paaraa nahi kehte....hehehe....


SDC me mazak kyu nai kar skte???....


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Hehehe....

Ans: Jab khush sharbat nahi hota

Que : devdaas ko devidaas kyu nahi kehte
Ans : kyunki uska naam dev tha devi nahi.... Dev babu......

Que : Chandarmukhi aur paaro me kya diff.. hai????


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5th July 2010, 03:04 PM

Gazal's ans : kyunki sdc pe mazaak karne k liye 'sense of humour' bahut zaruuri hota hai


Kavita's ans : chndramukhi bahut lambi thi aur paaro choti thi


Que to everyone : ek 'fool' do maali kab hote hain?




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5th July 2010, 03:14 PM

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Gazal's ans : kyunki sdc pe mazaak karne k liye 'sense of humour' bahut zaruuri hota hai


Kavita's ans : chndramukhi bahut lambi thi aur paaro choti thi


Que to everyone : ek 'fool' do maali kab hote hain?
Ans : Jab Mali ki post khali ho aur 2 me competition ho jaaye ki kon sa mali acha hai to 1 fool 2 maali ho jaate hai....

Que : Bandar kya jaane adrak ka sawaad ??? Arth spsht karein.


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5th July 2010, 03:24 PM

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Ans : Jab Mali ki post khali ho aur 2 me competition ho jaaye ki kon sa mali acha hai to 1 fool 2 maali ho jaate hai....

'hahaaha... us maali ko kya kahenge jo fool ko phool samajh raha ho '


Que : Bandar kya jaane adrak ka sawaad ??? Arth spsht karein.
Ans : bandar kya jaane adrak ka swaad
Actually sawaal he ghalat hai... Maine ek bandar ko adrak khilaya tha... fir puucha k kaisa laga .. Wo kuch bola lekin meri samajh nahi aaya isiliye bandar jaanta to hai adrak ka swaad , lekin ham uski bhasha nahi samajh paate isiliye que khaariz...


Que : ye muh aur masoor ki daal jo spasht karna chaho kardo .. chahe arth ho ya anarth




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Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai...
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Ans : bandar kya jaane adrak ka swaad
Actually sawaal he ghalat hai... Maine ek bandar ko adrak khilaya tha... fir puucha k kaisa laga .. Wo kuch bola lekin meri samajh nahi aaya isiliye bandar jaanta to hai adrak ka swaad , lekin ham uski bhasha nahi samajh paate isiliye que khaariz...


Que : ye muh aur masoor ki daal jo spasht karna chaho kardo .. chahe arth ho ya anarth
Ans : mtlb ye hai ki masoor ki daal bahut mehngi ho gai hai to jab koi bina muh dhoye daal lene jaata hai to dukandaar yahi kehta hai ye muh aur masoor ki daal


Que : thoda aur kam me kya antar hai


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Ans : mtlb ye hai ki masoor ki daal bahut mehngi ho gai hai to jab koi bina muh dhoye daal lene jaata hai to dukandaar yahi kehta hai ye muh aur masoor ki daal


Que : thoda aur kam me kya antar hai
Hehehe... Ans. Correct hai
Ab aapka Ans : thoda aur nazdeek aao ... Aur kam se kam 25 feet ki doori se mere kurte me button laga do



Que : child labour buri hai ya achhi? Kaaran dekar spasht kare




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Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai...
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Hehehe... Ans. Correct hai
Ab aapka Ans : thoda aur nazdeek aao ... Aur kam se kam 25 feet ki doori se mere kurte me button laga do



Que : child labour buri hai ya achhi? Kaaran dekar spasht kare
katil ji obvsly child labour is very bad kyu k bacha kaam krega ya mhnet
krega to pdhega kab or isi vjha se hmara india tarakki nai kar payega.....kyu ki agar bache pdhayi krenge to vo hi kal k india ki pehchan banenge...........so is question ko puchke time waste krne se acha hai k ja ke child labour roko.......


bsc karne k baad m.sc is better ya p.g.d to b a dietition...plzz gv sugestns


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katil ji obvsly child labour is very bad kyu k bacha kaam krega ya mhnet
krega to pdhega kab or isi vjha se hmara india tarakki nai kar payega.....kyu ki agar bache pdhayi krenge to vo hi kal k india ki pehchan banenge...........so is question ko puchke time waste krne se acha hai k ja ke child labour roko.......


bsc karne k baad m.sc is better ya p.g.d to b a dietition...plzz gv sugestns
Ans : pehle aap apni spellings theek karna seekhe

That is dietitian... Not dietition


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6th July 2010, 11:12 AM

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Ans : pehle aap apni spellings theek karna seekhe

That is dietitian... Not dietition


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Ans : Sirf Aa ka fark hai..........

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Ans : Sirf Aa ka fark hai..........

'aur 'vi' kaha gaya??


Que : grahak aur vyapaari me kya antar hai ???
Ans : grahak lut'ta hai, vyapaari loot'ta hai


Que : ek vyapaari kapde hote hue bhi kapde kyu nahi pehanta hai ??




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Ans : Ek vyapaari kapde hote hue bhi kapde nahi pehanta.. kon sa vyapaari hai wo, jra hme bhi btaao sabhi kapde pehnete hai smjhe...
ek 'kanjoos' vyapaari hai jo kapde 'ghisne' ki wajah se kapde nahi pehenta


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Ans : jab kisi ladki ko koi ladka chedta hai ... Aur uska wajan 45 kg hota hai aur fir us ladki ka bf aa jaye aur uska wajan 85 kg ho to us ladke ko din me taare nazar aa jate hain

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Que : manu janu aur janu manu me kya fark hai ?
Anu : Asal me manu janu jo hai wo janu manu ki IInd form hai....!!!

manu janu janu manu
1.manu janu hmara new frnd hai 1.janu manu hmara old frnd hai


shayad ek - ek diff. kafi hai.....????

Que : Bache tuition kyu jaate hai?


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Anu : Asal me manu janu jo hai wo janu manu ki IInd form hai....!!!

manu janu janu manu
1.manu janu hmara new frnd hai 1.janu manu hmara old frnd hai


shayad ek - ek diff. kafi hai.....????

'hahahaha sahi hai'

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ans : taaki teacher ko kuch padha sake...


Que : teacher school kyu jate hain




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taki aap jaise naughty bachoN ko kuchh seekha sakeiN


Que-bhoot ke dar se sab Hanumaan chalisha hi kyuN padhte haiN..?



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-ueQ=bhoot ke dar se sab Hanumaan chalisha hi kyuN padhte haiN..?


kyu k bhoot pishach nikat naHI aaven MAHAVEER jab naam sunaven...



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kyu k bhoot pishach nikat naHI aaven MAHAVEER jab naam sunaven...



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Hehehe....
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Ans : Uske bachhe hone se pehle

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jo salman se shadi karegi ............................

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jo salman se shadi karegi ............................

Que ......bache humesha zid kyun karte hain........?


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Ans : kyunki 'zidd' sahab hamesha bachhe karte hain...

Btw aapko yaha firse dekhkar khushi hui diya ji

Que : moorkh dost se akalmand dushman kyu achha hota hai ?
thanx..................

kyunki akalmand jyada sochta hai ......soch se bahar niklega tabhi to kuchh karega

Que...........khubsurat ladkiyon ko, chaand ka tukda kyun kahte hain?..........



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thanx..................

kyunki akalmand jyada sochta hai ......soch se bahar niklega tabhi to kuchh karega

Que...........khubsurat ladkiyon ko, chaand ka tukda kyun kahte hain?..........
mmmmmm....

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Aur bhi kaii kaaran hain... Filhaal ye wala zyada sahi laga mujhe


Que : jo ladkiya khoobsuurat nahi hoti, wo kya hoti hain??




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[QUOTE=KATIL SHAYAR;400423]Ans : pehle aap apni spellings theek karna seekhe

That is dietitian... Not dietition



ya i knw that katil juzz a minr mistake....kyu k ftaft likha tha....
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Ans : shayadd isiliye ki chaand apni roshni suraj se leta hai aur khoobsuurat ladkiyo ko khoobsuurati ka ehsaas 'suraj' jaise ladke karaate hain

Aur bhi kaii kaaran hain... Filhaal ye wala zyada sahi laga mujhe


Que : jo ladkiya khoobsuurat nahi hoti, wo kya hoti hain??

har ladki khubsurat hoti hai bs use dekhne wali nazar khubsurat honi chahiye...

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Ans : pehle aap apni spellings theek karna seekhe

That is dietitian... Not dietition



ya i knw that katil juzz a minr mistake....kyu k ftaft likha tha....
m goin 2 b dat to kya mujhe nai pta hoga......

( is it a funny que ?
If yes , so my funny ans is : nope... Kaii baar aisa he hota hai... Shayar 'gazal' likhne ki koshish karta hai par 'gazal' ki he spellling bhool jata hai )

Well ab aapka next que ka ans : chandu k chacha ka bhatija wahi hai jo chandu ki chachi ka bhatija hai


Que : sense of humour me 'sense' kyu hoti hai??




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well ab aapka next que ka ans : Chandu k chacha ka bhatija wahi hai jo chandu ki chachi ka bhatija hai :d


que : Sense of humour me 'sense' kyu hoti hai??

kyu ke usme humor hota hai

and katil ji apne spellings theek kARNA SIKHEN humour nai humor hota hai..


insan galtian kyu karta hai....


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kyu ke usme humor hota hai

and katil ji apne spellings theek kARNA SIKHEN humour nai humor hota hai..


insan galtian kyu karta hai....
Hahaha....

Aapka andaz e baya kaatil hai...

Waise aapki jaankaari k liye bata du ki jaise 'dietitian' aur 'dietician' dono ka meaning ek he hai... Waise he 'humour' aur 'humor' ka meaning bhi ek he hai... Aap chahe to dekh sakti hain


Ab aapka Ans : insaan galtiya isiliye karta hai coz usko maza aata hai duusro se theek hone me

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que : Pyaar me takraar kab aur kyu hoti hai ?
pyar me takraar hmesha hoti hai kyu k
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