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Ans : tumhe ladkiyo ke baare me bahut galatfehmiya hai....tumhe jarurat hai soch badlne ki fir tumhe kisi se koi problem nahi hogi....!!!!
'soch badalne me kitna kharcha ayega '??
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Khair ab aapka Ans : 'idhar' 'ham' hain 'udhar' 'aap' ho... Dekha kitna bada antar hai
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Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai...
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2nd July 2010, 02:36 PM
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Ans : kya tum logo me shamil nahi ho
kher ans ye hai ki logo ke paas koi aur kaam to hota nahi isliye neend me dimaag ke ghode daudate hai....
Que : naach na jaane aangan tedha ka kya arth hai? shpasht kijiye ?
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2nd July 2010, 03:02 PM
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Ans : kya tum logo me shamil nahi ho
kher ans ye hai ki logo ke paas koi aur kaam to hota nahi isliye neend me dimaag ke ghode daudate hai....
ji... Bilkul shamil hu 'logo' me ek gana yaad aa gaya 'logo' se ...
Inhi logo ne.... Inhi logo ne... Inhi logo ne le leena dupatta mera
Que : naach na jaane aangan tedha ka kya arth hai? shpasht kijiye ?
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Ans : arth spasht hai k tedhi medhi ladkiya naach naach kar aangan ko bhi tedha medha bana deti hain
Que : 'g-o' go hota hai.. To 'd-o' do kyu nahi hota ?
Aapko chuhe aur billi ki kahani sunani hai...
Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai...
lekin chuha bhool gaya tha k wo sapna tha...
aakhir me shamat to chuhe ki he aani hai :D
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3rd July 2010, 10:42 AM
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Ans : arth spasht hai k tedhi medhi ladkiya naach naach kar aangan ko bhi tedha medha bana deti hain
hahahahaha
Que : 'g-o' go hota hai.. To 'd-o' do kyu nahi hota ?
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Ans : Arre tum kyu itni tension le rahe ho tum wo hi padho jo tumhe samajh aata hai... jayada samjhdaar banne ki koshish mat karo.....
Que in aur raat me kya antar hai??
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3rd July 2010, 02:40 PM
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Ans : Arre tum kyu itni tension le rahe ho tum wo hi padho jo tumhe samajh aata hai... jayada samjhdaar banne ki koshish mat karo.....
Que : Din aur raat me kya antar hai??
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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Ans : din me suraj aata hai aur raat me chand zzzzzzzzzzzz
Que : bank me paise kyu jama karte hain log
Aapko chuhe aur billi ki kahani sunani hai...
Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai...
lekin chuha bhool gaya tha k wo sapna tha...
aakhir me shamat to chuhe ki he aani hai :D
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5th July 2010, 12:05 PM
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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Ans : din me suraj aata hai aur raat me chand zzzzzzzzzzzz
Que : bank me paise kyu jama karte hain log
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Ans : Ghar me rakhe rakhe dimak na lg jaaye isliye bank me jma karte hai....!!!
Que : Chuhe aur billi me kya antar hai.. ???
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5th July 2010, 12:13 PM
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Ans : Ghar me rakhe rakhe dimak na lg jaaye isliye bank me jma karte hai....!!!
Que : Chuhe aur billi me kya antar hai.. ???
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Hahaha....!
Billii hamesha bolti hai 'mai aau' 'mai aau'
Aur chooha bechara chup rehta hai
Que : ghar me dimak kyu lagti hai aur bank me kyu nahi lagti ?
Aapko chuhe aur billi ki kahani sunani hai...
Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai...
lekin chuha bhool gaya tha k wo sapna tha...
aakhir me shamat to chuhe ki he aani hai :D
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5th July 2010, 12:37 PM
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Hahaha....!
Billii hamesha bolti hai 'mai aau' 'mai aau'
Aur chooha bechara chup rehta hai
Que : ghar me dimak kyu lagti hai aur bank me kyu nahi lagti ?
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Ans : dono jagah dimak lgti hai... bs ghar me jaldi lg jati hai bank me late lgti hai....
Que : Chuha chup chup kyu rehta hai ??
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5th July 2010, 12:47 PM
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Ans : Ghar me rakhe rakhe dimak na lg jaaye isliye bank me jma karte hai....!!!
Que : Chuhe aur billi me kya antar hai.. ???
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Quote:
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Ans : dono jagah dimak lgti hai... bs ghar me jaldi lg jati hai bank me late lgti hai....
Que : Chuha chup chup kyu rehta hai ??
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chuha isiliye chup rehta hai kyumki wo guunga hota hai... ( kabhi kisi chuhe ko bolte dekha hai... )
Que : gold peela kyu hota hai
Aapko chuhe aur billi ki kahani sunani hai...
Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai...
lekin chuha bhool gaya tha k wo sapna tha...
aakhir me shamat to chuhe ki he aani hai :D
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5th July 2010, 02:35 PM
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chuha isiliye chup rehta hai kyumki wo guunga hota hai... ( kabhi kisi chuhe ko bolte dekha hai... )
haan dekha hai Tom n jerry me
Que : gold peela kyu hota hai
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ans : kynki paani geela hota hai...
Que : Dil udaas kab hota hai
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5th July 2010, 02:40 PM
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ans : kynki paani geela hota hai...
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Hehehe....
Ans: Jab khush sharbat nahi hota
Que : devdaas ko devidaas kyu nahi kehte
Aapko chuhe aur billi ki kahani sunani hai...
Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai...
lekin chuha bhool gaya tha k wo sapna tha...
aakhir me shamat to chuhe ki he aani hai :D
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5th July 2010, 02:47 PM
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Hehehe....
Ans: Jab khush sharbat nahi hota
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kyu k paro ko paaraa nahi kehte....hehehe....
SDC me mazak kyu nai kar skte???....
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5th July 2010, 02:47 PM
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Hehehe....
Ans: Jab khush sharbat nahi hota
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Ans : kyunki uska naam dev tha devi nahi.... Dev babu......
Que : Chandarmukhi aur paaro me kya diff.. hai????
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5th July 2010, 03:04 PM
Aapko chuhe aur billi ki kahani sunani hai...
Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai...
lekin chuha bhool gaya tha k wo sapna tha...
aakhir me shamat to chuhe ki he aani hai :D
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5th July 2010, 03:14 PM
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Ans : Jab Mali ki post khali ho aur 2 me competition ho jaaye ki kon sa mali acha hai to 1 fool 2 maali ho jaate hai....
Que : Bandar kya jaane adrak ka sawaad ??? Arth spsht karein.
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5th July 2010, 03:24 PM
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Ans : Jab Mali ki post khali ho aur 2 me competition ho jaaye ki kon sa mali acha hai to 1 fool 2 maali ho jaate hai....
'hahaaha... us maali ko kya kahenge jo fool ko phool samajh raha ho '
Que : Bandar kya jaane adrak ka sawaad ??? Arth spsht karein.
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Ans : bandar kya jaane adrak ka swaad
Actually sawaal he ghalat hai... Maine ek bandar ko adrak khilaya tha... fir puucha k kaisa laga .. Wo kuch bola lekin meri samajh nahi aaya isiliye bandar jaanta to hai adrak ka swaad , lekin ham uski bhasha nahi samajh paate isiliye que khaariz...
Que : ye muh aur masoor ki daal jo spasht karna chaho kardo .. chahe arth ho ya anarth
Aapko chuhe aur billi ki kahani sunani hai...
Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai...
lekin chuha bhool gaya tha k wo sapna tha...
aakhir me shamat to chuhe ki he aani hai :D
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5th July 2010, 03:32 PM
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Ans : bandar kya jaane adrak ka swaad
Actually sawaal he ghalat hai... Maine ek bandar ko adrak khilaya tha... fir puucha k kaisa laga .. Wo kuch bola lekin meri samajh nahi aaya isiliye bandar jaanta to hai adrak ka swaad , lekin ham uski bhasha nahi samajh paate isiliye que khaariz...
Que : ye muh aur masoor ki daal jo spasht karna chaho kardo .. chahe arth ho ya anarth
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Ans : mtlb ye hai ki masoor ki daal bahut mehngi ho gai hai to jab koi bina muh dhoye daal lene jaata hai to dukandaar yahi kehta hai ye muh aur masoor ki daal
Que : thoda aur kam me kya antar hai
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5th July 2010, 03:41 PM
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Ans : mtlb ye hai ki masoor ki daal bahut mehngi ho gai hai to jab koi bina muh dhoye daal lene jaata hai to dukandaar yahi kehta hai ye muh aur masoor ki daal
Que : thoda aur kam me kya antar hai
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Hehehe... Ans. Correct hai
Ab aapka Ans : thoda aur nazdeek aao ... Aur kam se kam 25 feet ki doori se mere kurte me button laga do
Que : child labour buri hai ya achhi? Kaaran dekar spasht kare
Aapko chuhe aur billi ki kahani sunani hai...
Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai...
lekin chuha bhool gaya tha k wo sapna tha...
aakhir me shamat to chuhe ki he aani hai :D
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5th July 2010, 08:47 PM
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Hehehe... Ans. Correct hai
Ab aapka Ans : thoda aur nazdeek aao ... Aur kam se kam 25 feet ki doori se mere kurte me button laga do
Que : child labour buri hai ya achhi? Kaaran dekar spasht kare
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katil ji obvsly child labour is very bad kyu k bacha kaam krega ya mhnet
krega to pdhega kab or isi vjha se hmara india tarakki nai kar payega.....kyu ki agar bache pdhayi krenge to vo hi kal k india ki pehchan banenge...........so is question ko puchke time waste krne se acha hai k ja ke child labour roko.......
bsc karne k baad m.sc is better ya p.g.d to b a dietition...plzz gv sugestns
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5th July 2010, 11:15 PM
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katil ji obvsly child labour is very bad kyu k bacha kaam krega ya mhnet
krega to pdhega kab or isi vjha se hmara india tarakki nai kar payega.....kyu ki agar bache pdhayi krenge to vo hi kal k india ki pehchan banenge...........so is question ko puchke time waste krne se acha hai k ja ke child labour roko.......
bsc karne k baad m.sc is better ya p.g.d to b a dietition...plzz gv sugestns
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Ans : pehle aap apni spellings theek karna seekhe
That is dietitian... Not dietition
Que : aakar aur vikaar me kya antar hai
Aapko chuhe aur billi ki kahani sunani hai...
Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai...
lekin chuha bhool gaya tha k wo sapna tha...
aakhir me shamat to chuhe ki he aani hai :D
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6th July 2010, 11:12 AM
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Ans : pehle aap apni spellings theek karna seekhe
That is dietitian... Not dietition
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Ans : Sirf Aa ka fark hai..........
Que : grahak aur vyapaari me kya antar hai ???
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6th July 2010, 12:28 PM
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Ans : Sirf Aa ka fark hai..........
'aur 'vi' kaha gaya??
Que : grahak aur vyapaari me kya antar hai ???
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Ans : grahak lut'ta hai, vyapaari loot'ta hai
Que : ek vyapaari kapde hote hue bhi kapde kyu nahi pehanta hai ??
Aapko chuhe aur billi ki kahani sunani hai...
Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai...
lekin chuha bhool gaya tha k wo sapna tha...
aakhir me shamat to chuhe ki he aani hai :D
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6th July 2010, 12:40 PM
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Ans : grahak lut'ta hai, vyapaari loot'ta hai
Que : ek vyapaari kapde hote hue bhi kapde kyu nahi pehanta hai ??
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Ans : Ek vyapaari kapde hote hue bhi kapde nahi pehanta.. kon sa vyapaari hai wo, jra hme bhi btaao sabhi kapde pehnete hai smjhe... Que galat ho gya. isliye u ka que "kya kehte hai use" {kharij} kiya jata hai
Que : Din me taare nazar aana ka kya arth hai? spsht kijiye..?
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6th July 2010, 12:56 PM
mahngai ne gareeb ke kapde tak utare,
shayar bola"din me nazar aae taare"
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Ans : Ek vyapaari kapde hote hue bhi kapde nahi pehanta.. kon sa vyapaari hai wo, jra hme bhi btaao sabhi kapde pehnete hai smjhe...
ek 'kanjoos' vyapaari hai jo kapde 'ghisne' ki wajah se kapde nahi pehenta
Que : Din me taare nazar aana ka kya arth hai? spsht kijiye..?
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Ans : jab kisi ladki ko koi ladka chedta hai ... Aur uska wajan 45 kg hota hai aur fir us ladki ka bf aa jaye aur uska wajan 85 kg ho to us ladke ko din me taare nazar aa jate hain
Que : manu janu aur janu manu me kya fark hai ?
Aapko chuhe aur billi ki kahani sunani hai...
Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai...
lekin chuha bhool gaya tha k wo sapna tha...
aakhir me shamat to chuhe ki he aani hai :D
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6th July 2010, 03:27 PM
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Ans : jab kisi ladki ko koi ladka chedta hai ... Aur uska wajan 45 kg hota hai aur fir us ladki ka bf aa jaye aur uska wajan 85 kg ho to us ladke ko din me taare nazar aa jate hain
Que : manu janu aur janu manu me kya fark hai ?
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Anu : Asal me manu janu jo hai wo janu manu ki IInd form hai....!!!
manu janu janu manu
1.manu janu hmara new frnd hai 1.janu manu hmara old frnd hai
shayad ek - ek diff. kafi hai.....????
Que : Bache tuition kyu jaate hai?
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6th July 2010, 04:26 PM
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Anu : Asal me manu janu jo hai wo janu manu ki IInd form hai....!!!
manu janu janu manu
1.manu janu hmara new frnd hai 1.janu manu hmara old frnd hai
shayad ek - ek diff. kafi hai.....????
'hahahaha sahi hai'
Que : Bache tuition kyu jaate hai?
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ans : taaki teacher ko kuch padha sake...
Que : teacher school kyu jate hain
Aapko chuhe aur billi ki kahani sunani hai...
Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai...
lekin chuha bhool gaya tha k wo sapna tha...
aakhir me shamat to chuhe ki he aani hai :D
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6th July 2010, 08:14 PM
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ans : taaki teacher ko kuch padha sake...
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taki aap jaise naughty bachoN ko kuchh seekha sakeiN
Que-bhoot ke dar se sab Hanumaan chalisha hi kyuN padhte haiN..?
Mohabbat ke baad mohabbat mumkin hai faraz.
Magar toot ke chahna sirf ek baar hota hai
Goodbye SDC
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6th July 2010, 08:53 PM
kyu k bhoot pishach nikat naHI aaven MAHAVEER jab naam sunaven...
SALMAAN KHAN KABB SHADI KREGA???
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7th July 2010, 11:03 AM
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kyu k bhoot pishach nikat naHI aaven MAHAVEER jab naam sunaven...
SALMAAN KHAN KABB SHADI KREGA???
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Hehehe....
Ans : Uske bachhe hone se pehle
Que : salmaan k bachho ki maa kaun hogi???
Aapko chuhe aur billi ki kahani sunani hai...
Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai...
lekin chuha bhool gaya tha k wo sapna tha...
aakhir me shamat to chuhe ki he aani hai :D
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7th July 2010, 11:58 AM
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Hehehe....
Ans : Uske bachhe hone se pehle
Que : salmaan k bachho ki maa kaun hogi???
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jo salman se shadi karegi ............................
Que ......bache humesha zid kyun karte hain........?
Mohabbat ke baad mohabbat mumkin hai faraz.
Magar toot ke chahna sirf ek baar hota hai
Goodbye SDC
Diya
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7th July 2010, 12:09 PM
Aapko chuhe aur billi ki kahani sunani hai...
Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai...
lekin chuha bhool gaya tha k wo sapna tha...
aakhir me shamat to chuhe ki he aani hai :D
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7th July 2010, 12:25 PM
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thanx..................
kyunki akalmand jyada sochta hai ......soch se bahar niklega tabhi to kuchh karega
Que...........khubsurat ladkiyon ko, chaand ka tukda kyun kahte hain?..........
Mohabbat ke baad mohabbat mumkin hai faraz.
Magar toot ke chahna sirf ek baar hota hai
Goodbye SDC
Diya
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7th July 2010, 12:52 PM
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thanx..................
kyunki akalmand jyada sochta hai ......soch se bahar niklega tabhi to kuchh karega
Que...........khubsurat ladkiyon ko, chaand ka tukda kyun kahte hain?..........
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mmmmmm....
Ans : shayadd isiliye ki chaand apni roshni suraj se leta hai aur khoobsuurat ladkiyo ko khoobsuurati ka ehsaas 'suraj' jaise ladke karaate hain
Aur bhi kaii kaaran hain... Filhaal ye wala zyada sahi laga mujhe
Que : jo ladkiya khoobsuurat nahi hoti, wo kya hoti hain??
Aapko chuhe aur billi ki kahani sunani hai...
Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai...
lekin chuha bhool gaya tha k wo sapna tha...
aakhir me shamat to chuhe ki he aani hai :D
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7th July 2010, 02:23 PM
If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude......
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7th July 2010, 02:31 PM
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7th July 2010, 03:19 PM
[QUOTE=gazzal;400719]
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Well ab aapka next que ka ans : chandu k chacha ka bhatija wahi hai jo chandu ki chachi ka bhatija hai
Que : sense of humour me 'sense' kyu hoti hai??
Aapko chuhe aur billi ki kahani sunani hai...
Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai...
lekin chuha bhool gaya tha k wo sapna tha...
aakhir me shamat to chuhe ki he aani hai :D
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7th July 2010, 03:38 PM
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7th July 2010, 04:13 PM
[QUOTE=gazzal;400751] Hahaha....
Aapka andaz e baya kaatil hai...
Waise aapki jaankaari k liye bata du ki jaise 'dietitian' aur 'dietician' dono ka meaning ek he hai... Waise he 'humour' aur 'humor' ka meaning bhi ek he hai... Aap chahe to dekh sakti hain
Ab aapka Ans : insaan galtiya isiliye karta hai coz usko maza aata hai duusro se theek hone me
Que : pyaar me takraar kab aur kyu hoti hai ?
Aapko chuhe aur billi ki kahani sunani hai...
Jisme chuhe ne yaad dilaayi,billi ko nani hai...
lekin chuha bhool gaya tha k wo sapna tha...
aakhir me shamat to chuhe ki he aani hai :D
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7th July 2010, 04:20 PM
[quote=katil shayar;400758]
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que : Pyaar me takraar kab aur kyu hoti hai ?
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pyar me takraar hmesha hoti hai kyu k
takraar mr hai pyar...hehehe...:d:d:d:d:d
apne parents k saath behes kyu nai krni chahiye...chahe hum sahi ho????
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