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27th January 2005, 03:45 PM
Hi Friends.. Enjoy this joke....
Just a Joke..... Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don't Laugh). As she stood in front of yamraj, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind. She asked, "What are all those clocks?" Yamraj answered, "Those are LieClocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said Rabri, "Who's clock is that?" "That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie." "And whose clock is that?" "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life." Rabri asked, "Where's my Laloo's clock?" Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I'm using it as a ceiling fan.  : : Dost har lamha saath tumhare hai hum : : Listen to your mind...but follow your heart. "Anyone who believes sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain." ---------------------------------------------- : : Yogesh : : |
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27th January 2005, 04:16 PM
wooow its soooooooooo sweet...Keep it up.
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27th January 2005, 08:46 PM
GOOD ONE YASH... SO U HAVE BECOME HUMOUROUS TOOO....
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27th January 2005, 11:34 PM
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Thanks Kashish....for your Sweet reply.... Hope u enjoyed the joke Take care... Have a wonderful time... Bye : : Dost har lamha saath tumhare hai hum : : Listen to your mind...but follow your heart. "Anyone who believes sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain." ---------------------------------------------- : : Yogesh : : |
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27th January 2005, 11:36 PM
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Thanks Priyanka, Yes yaar offcourse I also have good sense of humour bachpan se reeeeeee..........  : : Dost har lamha saath tumhare hai hum : : Listen to your mind...but follow your heart. "Anyone who believes sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain." ---------------------------------------------- : : Yogesh : : |
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28th January 2005, 12:57 AM
yaar maza aa gaya..........
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28th January 2005, 07:52 PM
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yash....kya yaar itni galat fehmi ke shikaar na ho tum.... jaaoooo muh dho kar aaaaoooo..... |
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29th January 2005, 05:36 PM
Nahi Priyanka....yeh meri galat fehmi nahi hai....
Yakeen hai ke I hav good sense of humour iss liye aap haase na........ : : Dost har lamha saath tumhare hai hum : : Listen to your mind...but follow your heart. "Anyone who believes sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain." ---------------------------------------------- : : Yogesh : : |
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29th January 2005, 06:37 PM
NICE ONE YASH,
KEEP WRITTING ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ u can ring me at: 9820182011 |
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31st January 2005, 07:13 PM
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tumhe khush karne ke liye labhi kabhi has dena padta hai na islye mein hasi warna.... aisi koi baat nahi thi.... and ya as exceptions are always there ... bas kabhi kabhi tum bhi kuch exception wali baaten kar lete hao... samjhe mr.budhe!!!! |
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1st February 2005, 01:01 PM
hehe...........nice one...
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