Newton and Rajnikant .... ;) >>> badiya hai

[ankitraheja]

Once, Newton came to India & watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was
convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk & apologized for
everything he had done.In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that
he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes :

1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can'tbe cured & his death is
imminent.In one of the fights,our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head.2 everybody's surprise,d bullet
passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it & he is cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!

2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.He has a gun but unfortunately only 1
bullet & a knife.Guess, what he does?

He throws the knife at d middle gangster & shoots d bullet towards d knife.The knife cuts d bullet into
2 pieces,which kills both d gangsters on each side of d middle gangster & d knife kills d middle one.

3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajni has a revolver but no bullets in it.Guess,what he does?
He waits 4 d gangster to shoot.As soon as d gangster shoots,Rajanikanth opens d bullet compartment
of his revolver & catches d bullet.Then, he closes d bullet compartment & fires his gun.
Bang... D gangster dies...

This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken &decided to go back.But he
happened to see another movie 4 one last time & thought that at least 1 movie would follow his theory
of physics.D whole movie goes fine & Newton is happy that all in d world hasn't changed.Oops,not so
fast!The 'climax' finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that d villain is on d other side of a very high
wall.So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our
heroes normally use.Rajanikanth has to desperately kill d villain because it's the climax.

Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in d air & when d gun has
reached above d height of d wall,he uses d second gun & shoots at d trigger of d first gun in air.D 1st
gun fires off & d villain is dead.

Newton commits suicide...

[abhishekcute]

superb !!

[Mukhra]

LOL

[ankitraheja]

Thanks abhishek and warda for replying
tk care and have fun