mushkil hai apna mail priye

[Priya_beautiful]

Mushkil hai apna mel priye...........


Mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,
tum MA 1st division ho, main hua matric fel priye,
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,
tum fauji afsar ki beti, main to kisaan ka beta hoon,
tum rabadi kheer malai ho, main to sattu sapreta hoon,
tum AC ghar mein rahti ho, main ped ke neeche leta hoon,
tum nai maruti lagti ho, main scooter lamreta hoon,
is kadar agar hum chup-chup kar aapas me prem badhaenge,
to ek roz tere daddy amrish puri ban jaaenge,
sab haddi pasli tod mujhe bhijwaa denge vo jail priye,
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,

tum arab desh kee ghodi ho, main hoon gadahe ki naal priye,
tum deewali ka bonus ho, main bhookho ki hadtaal priye,
tum heere jadi tashtari ho, main almunium ka thaal priye,
tum chicken-soop biryani ho, main kankad waali daal priye,
tum hiran-chaokadi bharti ho, main hoon kachue ki chaal priye,
tum chandan-wan ki lakdi ho, main hoon babool ki chaal priye,
main pake aam sa latka hoon, mat maaro mujhe gulel priye,
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,

main shani-dev jaisa kuroop, tum komal kanchan kaya ho,
main tan-se man-se kanshi ram, tum maha chanchala maya ho,
tum nirmal paawan ganga ho, main jalta hua patanga hoon,
tum raaj ghaat ka shanti march, main hindu-muslim danga hoon,
tum ho poonam ka taajmahal, main kaali gufa ajanta ki,
tum ho vardaan vidhata ka, main galti hoon bhagvanta ki,
tum jet vimaan ki shobha ho, main bus ki thelam-thel priye,
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,

tum nai videshi mixi ho, main patthar ka silbatta hoon,
tum AK-saintalis jaisi, main to ik desi katta hoon,
tum chatur rabadi devi si, main bhola-bhala lalu hoon,
tum mukt sherni jangal ki, main chidiyaghar ka bhaalu hoon,
tum vyast sonia gandhi si, main v.p.singh sa khali hoon,
tum hansi madhuri dixit ki, main policeman ki gaali hoon,
kal jel agar ho jaaye to dilwa dena tum bel priye,
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,

main dhabe ke dhaanche jaisa, tum paanch sitara hotel ho,
main mahue ka desi tharra, tum red-label ki botel ho,
tum chitra-haar ka madhur geet, main krishi-darshan ki jhaadi hoon,
tum vishva-sundari si kamaal, main teliya chaap kabadi hoon,
tum sony ka mobile ho, main telephone waala chonga,
tum machli maansarovar ki, main saagar tat ka hoon ghongha,
dus manzil se gir jaaooga, mat aage mujhe dhakel priye,
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,

tum satta ki maharani ho, main vipaksha ki lachari hoon,
tum ho mamta-jailalita si, main kwara atal-bihari hoon,
tum tendulkar ka shatak priye, main follow on ki paari hoon,
tum getz, matiz, corolla ho main Leyland ki lorry hoon,
mujhko refree hi rehne do, mat khelo mujhse khel priye,
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,
main soch raha ki rahe hain kabse, shrota mujhko jhel priye,
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye

[ashiq awara,]

hi priya,bohat hi accha likha hai aapne is khubsurat duniya mein aapka swagat hai ......
very nice.......keep writing......keep it up........bye take care......

[Priya_beautiful]

hi
thankyou

bas ek chhoti si koshish thi
aage aage dekhte jaaiye hota hai kya

[MAI]

priye... i mean priyaji aap to chaa gayi hain... aap ki taarif mein hum lootne ko taiyaar hain...kya baat hai!! wah ustaad wah!!

[farhana]

nice.keep writing.bye

[Priya_beautiful]

thanks to all of you

[KunaaL]

Bohat hi khooB

Shayad hanshi ki duniya ki sabse behtreen kavitaoN maiN se ek .. accha laga padh ke .. likhti rahiye yUn hi

Apka apna

Kunal

[garima]

Hi ..

achha laga padhake.. kaafi hansi aayi.. lekin kavita kuchh jaani pehchaani si lagi..

pls check this link.. may be i m wrong..

http://www.shayri.com/forums/showthr...pna+mail+priye




Thanks
Garima

[Priya_beautiful]

Hi
Garima
U were right
these two poems were same
actually it was not my composition i jus posted a mail

[Taish]

bahut hi khoob priya ji,kya likha hai maan gaye aapko janab.it was a wonderful xperience to read u.bahut ahchi lagi hume aapki ye rachna.par ye jinti hi hasyaspad hai mujhe isme utna hi wyang bhi nazar aaya.bahut hgi ahcha likha hai aapne.bas yunhi likhte rahiye.

aapka LUCKY

[Pulkit_gupta]

This is one of the best hasya kavitaas ever... mujhe humesha acchi lagi hai... thx for sharing it here...!

[chandsi]

Tu chand nagar ki shehzadi, main iss dharti ka banjara,
Tu mehlon me rehnewali, main galiyon galiyon awara

Main ik hawa ka jhonka to phool hai,
Itna tujhko chahoon, fazool hai,
Main aaj yahan aur kal houn wahan, tujhe apna gulshan hi pyara,
Tu mehlon mein rehnewali, main galiyon galiyon awara

Tera mera do pal ka saath hai,
Sach hai ye sab kismat ki baat hai,
Har dil me yahan tu hai mehmaan, main beghar bedar bechara,
Tu mehlon mein rehnewali, main galiyon galiyon awara

Labna hi le to ankhon se kaam le,
Janewali mera salaam le,
Mere pichle janam ke bhale the karam, to miljaounga do bara,
Tu mehlon mein rehnewali, main galiyon galiyon awara



hi priya .............aapne jo share kiyaa hum sab ke saath ........wo sach main behad pasand aaya ..........jab man chaahe padhte raho or haste raho ...........thanks for sharing ...........

aab sochne waali baat hai jisne bhi isko likha wo kitna achcha likhta hai ..................original gaane ko kaise usne change kiyaa or itna khoobsurat bana diya ki jo padhe hasta hin reh jaaye ..................jisne likha usko bhi thanks ..............aapko bhi thanks ki aapne share kiyaa .................


bye.............. tc ................


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[harrjjot]

hi garima i too knew that this thread was also posted before also
by kuhulika

but priya found it interesting and thought like sharing


tum ne link de kar ese bataya jaise tum uska bhaanda for rahe ho


mere ko aisa laga

bura laga ho to maafi chaahunaga garima

usne abhi 7 posts kiye hain usski hosla badhaana chaahiyae

phir voh apne khud ke posts bhi karegi

hope u understand

and forgive me i u think i am wrong

[karndhar]

You have written an excellent humorous poem.

The use of typical north Indian Hindi was extremely enjoyable.

Please let me know your native state.

I assume it to be Uttar Pradesh.

But if it is not so , then I surely doubt the authenticity of your poem.


But anyway, thanks for making us all laugh!

Bye, Take care!

[garima]

Originally posted by harrjjot
hi garima i too knew that this thread was also posted before also
by kuhulika

but priya found it interesting and thought like sharing


tum ne link de kar ese bataya jaise tum uska bhaanda for rahe ho


mere ko aisa laga

bura laga ho to maafi chaahunaga garima

usne abhi 7 posts kiye hain usski hosla badhaana chaahiyae

phir voh apne khud ke posts bhi karegi

hope u understand

and forgive me i u think i am wrong

well maine koi comment nahi kiya tha,, aur Priya jo ne bhi mujhe koi harsh word nahi bole.. so fir aapko bolane bina reha nahi gaya.. why?

ye bas yeha ka rule hai jo kuchh bhi kisi aur ka likha hota hai use bata diya jaata hai, ki i m sharing.. not written by me.. bas

mujhe priya ji se koi shikayat nahi hai.. aur unaka jawab padhke mujhe nahi laga tha ki unhe bhi koi shikayat hogi..

well aage kuchh nahi bolana chahati hoon.. mujhe beech me bina kisi baat ki baat badhaana achha nahi lagata..

hope u don't mind.. aur fir bina kisi ko jaane samajhe baat ko badhaaya mat kijiye..
agar priya ko mujhase koi shikayat hai to its better she should talk with me.. not u..

Thanks
Garima

[Priya_beautiful]

Hi all

Thanks to all of u for posting replies to the my post.

[Priya_beautiful]

HI

Garima and harrjjot ji

Harrjjot ji thanks for supporting me par Garima ne aisa kuchh nahin kaha tha jo mujhe bura lage , and why should i feel bad? after all wo post meri to nahin thi.

Aur Garima ji harrjjot was may be a bit concerned about me coz i am new to this forum isiliye unhone aise bol diya .

so ab aap log pls ladna band kar dijiye and enjoy my new post new post mathematics of life.........aur haan this is also a mail.

Bye

[Priya_beautiful]

Hi Karndhar ji,

aapne sahi guess kiya ki main UP se hoon par is poem mein koi authenticity waali baat nahin hai coz its not mine. I just shared an email with u all .

Take care

Bye

[garima]

we all are enjoyment for here.. ladaayi karane ke maksad se nahi hai.. aur ye forum bhi hasane hasaane ke liye hai .. pls keep posting

[harrjjot]

hi garima...


I really apologise because of my stupid reply I bought a frowning moment ,for you ,,,i really apologise for It

for the next time I assure you ill take care of this thing

but i was not expecting such a stuff from YOU....

I simply respect you the way you write and the type of forwards you post......

PRIYA
garima and harrjjot are not fighting,,,,
we were tryin 2 remove a confusion


I was wrong and I once again apologise for it

bcause I know the one who accepts his mistakes he commited
is the one who has the max no of frnds,,

garima and priya are the latest ones who wil add me in thier frnd

list if they feel.... and if they think i am deserving to earn thier frndship


waitin for their reply even if it is negative plz tell me
if you have forgiven me or not

[Chaand]

Mushkil hai apna mel priye...........


tum MA 1st division ho, main hua matric fel priye,

tum fauji afsar ki beti, main to kisaan ka beta hoon,
tum rabadi kheer malai ho, main to sattu sapreta hoon,

tum AC ghar mein rahti ho, main ped ke neeche leta hoon,
tum nai maruti lagti ho, main scooter lamreta hoon,

is kadar agar hum chup-chup kar aapas me prem badhaenge,
to ek roz tere daddy amrish puri ban jaaenge,

sab haddi pasli tod mujhe bhijwaa denge vo jail priye,
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,

tum arab desh kee ghodi ho, main hoon gadahe ki naal priye,
tum deewali ka bonus ho, main bhookho ki hadtaal priye,

tum heere jadi tashtari ho, main almunium ka thaal priye,
tum chicken-soop biryani ho, main kankad waali daal priye,

tum hiran-chaokadi bharti ho, main hoon kachue ki chaal priye,
tum chandan-wan ki lakdi ho, main hoon babool ki chaal priye,

main pake aam sa latka hoon, mat maaro mujhe gulel priye,
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,

main shani-dev jaisa kuroop, tum komal kanchan kaya ho,
main tan-se man-se kanshi ram, tum maha chanchala maya ho,

tum nirmal paawan ganga ho, main jalta hua patanga hoon,
tum raaj ghaat ka shanti march, main hindu-muslim danga hoon,

tum ho poonam ka taajmahal, main kaali gufa ajanta ki,
tum ho vardaan vidhata ka, main galti hoon bhagvanta ki,

tum jet vimaan ki shobha ho, main bus ki thelam-thel priye,
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,

tum nai videshi mixi ho, main patthar ka silbatta hoon,
tum AK-saintalis jaisi, main to ik desi katta hoon,

tum chatur rabadi devi si, main bhola-bhala lalu hoon,
tum mukt sherni jangal ki, main chidiyaghar ka bhaalu hoon,

tum vyast sonia gandhi si, main v.p.singh sa khali hoon,
tum hansi madhuri dixit ki, main policeman ki gaali hoon,

kal jel agar ho jaaye to dilwa dena tum bel priye,
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,

main dhabe ke dhaanche jaisa, tum paanch sitara hotel ho,
main mahue ka desi tharra, tum red-label ki botel ho,
tum chitra-haar ka madhur geet, main krishi-darshan ki jhaadi hoon,
tum vishva-sundari si kamaal, main teliya chaap kabadi hoon,
tum sony ka mobile ho, main telephone waala chonga,

tum machli maansarovar ki, main saagar tat ka hoon ghongha,
dus manzil se gir jaaooga, mat aage mujhe dhakel priye,


tum satta ki maharani ho, main vipaksha ki lachari hoon,
tum ho mamta-jailalita si, main kwara atal-bihari hoon,

tum tendulkar ka shatak priye, main follow on ki paari hoon,
tum getz, matiz, corolla ho main Leyland ki lorry hoon,

mujhko refree hi rehne do, mat khelo mujhse khel priye,
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,

main soch raha ki rahe hain kabse, shrota mujhko jhel priye,
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye


------------
Every story has a happy ending, and if the ending is not happy then it means the story has yet not ended
.................................................. .......

Stnad for wt u want coz where u are right noone can make u wrong

Bahut khoob Priya ji....achchha laga ise parhkar....pata nahi kitni baar pehle bhi parha hai...per mai ise ...ek homourous poem ke roop me nahi parh paata.....beshaq kavi ne ise...haasyaprad chhandoN me likha hai per hai to vedna hi...

or ye ek line to nichod si hai poori kavita ki....


mujhko refree hi rehne do, mat khelo mujhse khel priye,
mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,


Shukriya aapka bhi or .....un kavi mahoday/Mahodaya ka bhi jinki ye rachna hai.

Chaand

[RAVI-1-KAVI]

--------------------------------
priyaji
bahut acche!!!!!!!!!!
ekdam sahi
..................ravi
-------------------------------
kuch hamari bhi suniye____

kavitaye acchi likhti ho kya M.A.PHD ho priye
iss hindi se to tum muze up ki lagti ho priye

ham to kacche kavi hai abhi
kuch sikh payenge priye

jara id waydi batla do
guru satsang bhi mil jaye priye

___________________________

[Priya_beautiful]

Ravi ji,

pahli baat to haan main up ki hoon
par yeh kavita meri nahin hai .. sachi shaayad aapne mere
replies nahin padhe

Aur aap agar kache kavi hain to main to shaayad kavyitri hoon hi
nahin. Waise bhi maine abhi tak apni koi kavita post nahin ki hai
jab karoongi tab bataiyega ki aap mujhse seekhenge ya mujhe sikhayenge.

Bye

[RAVI-1-KAVI]

okok

kya tum nahi chahti hum khushise jiye
apni kavitaye post mat karna priye
,
,
,
,
just kidding
ok
take care
byeeeeeeeeeeeeee
...............................ravi(9422167891)

[akshaysupercool]

superb !!!!

[akshaysupercool]

superb !!!!

[Priya_beautiful]

thanks a lot akshay .................. but this is not mine