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• Tum sada haste raho, sada muskurate raho, khush raho, gun-gunate raho, hamesha mast raho. Mera kya hai, log tumhe hi PAGAL kahenge!
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• May the fleas of thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.
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• Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence.
Student: WOW !
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• I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those three sweet words to you....Pay The Bill.

• Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls' bathroom and touch her anywhere he likes?
A: Lifebuoy.
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• When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!
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15th October 2005, 12:54 AM

hehe....these are really funny! keep it up!


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15th October 2005, 01:53 AM

hi pawan,

cool ones
keep it up.bye


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