Shayri.com  

Go Back   Shayri.com > Shayri > Humourous Shayri

Reply
 
Thread Tools Rate Thread Display Modes
give a hearty laugh guys...........
Old
  (#1)
preethi_u
Registered User
preethi_u is on a distinguished road
 
Offline
Posts: 19
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: mumbai
Rep Power: 0
Talking give a hearty laugh guys........... - 1st March 2005, 12:25 PM

1.One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on The thirteenth
floor building when a man came running in to his office and shouted "Santa singh your daughter Preeto just died
in an accident" Sardarji was in panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window. While coming
down when he was near the tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor
he remembered he was not married.When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Santa Singh.

************* ************* ************* ************* *************

2. A sardar walked up to the front desk of the library and said, "I bor-rowed a book last week, but it was the
most boring I've ever read. There was no story whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!" The
ibrarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who took our phone book."

************* ************* ************* ************* *************

3. A sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it up and says " Hello, how did you know I was here?"

************* ************* ************* ************* *************

4. How many sardars does it take to pull off a kidnapping? Six.
One to kidnap the victim and five to write the ransom note.

************* ************* ************* ************* *************

5. Why are sardar secret agents the best in the world? Because even under torture they can't remember
what they have been assigned to.

************* ************* ************* ************* *************

6. Did you hear about the sardar who signed all his checks so no one else could use them if he lost his
checkbook?

************* ************* ************* ************* *************

7. Did you hear about the sardar who asked his friends to give him all their burnt out light bulbs? He just
bought a camera and wanted to set up a Darkroom.

************* ************* ************* ************* *************

8. A sardar's response to the comment, "THINK about it!": "I don't have to think-I 'm sardar! "

************* ************* ************* *************

9. Sardarji ( to doctor ) : 'Doctor, I have a problem.'

Doctor : 'What's your problem?'

Sardarji : 'I keep forgetting things.'

Doctor : 'Since when do you have this problem?'

Sardarji : 'What problem?'

************* ************* ************* ************* *************

10. One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in UK. A lady came and asked him, "Are you relaxing"
Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh" Another Guy came and asked the same Question. Sardar
answered "No No Me Banta Singh." Third one came and asked the same question Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his
place. While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach. He went and asked him " Are you Relaxing?" The other Sardar was much
educated and answered "Yes I am relaxing. The Sardar slapped him on his face and said "Idiot, Sab tere Ko wahahn dhoond rahe hai
aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai." (Translation ... Idiot everyone is looking for you and you are relaxing here!!!!!)

************* ************* ************* ************* *************

11. One great day in Bombay, a couple were on a honeymoon tour. They saw one sardarji in front of a hospital (Breach Candy) was
trying to fill some form. So the couple enquired eagerly " Sardarji what are you doing ?" Sardarji replied that I had a baby
and I filling the birth certificate form. The couple as per schedule, took the Bombay to Delhi for their next destination. On
the next day, they find the Sardarji in Delhi filling the same form. So once again young couple asked" Sardarji what are you
doing ?" Once again replied that I had a baby and I filling the birth certificate form. The couple said but sardarji yesterday you
were in Bombay filling the same form, how come you're in Delhi? Sardarji coolly replied "The form says FILL IN CAPITAL.'

************* ************* ************* ************* *************

12. Surjit Singh saw that his friend Baljit Singh was very depressed. "What happened ?" asked Surjit. "Yaar, I lost Rs. 800
in a bet yesterday . " "How come ?" "Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and England was being shown live on TV.I bet
Rs.500 that India would win, but I lost the bet." "But thats only Rs. 500, where did the rest go ?" " Yaar, I bet on the highlights
too "

************* ************* ************* ************* *************

13. There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy
street. All the sardars in the mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and
singing and general 'balle balle' is on. The people on the street
find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating
as if its marriage baraat. So one of them asks Santa sing, "Singh
saab, how come you are celebrating?"..... comes the reply :
Its the first time that a sardar has died of "brain" tumour !!"


Priti~*
   
Reply With Quote
hey
Old
  (#2)
nazu43
Registered User
nazu43 is on a distinguished road
 
nazu43's Avatar
 
Offline
Posts: 164
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: rajkot
Rep Power: 16
hey - 3rd March 2005, 04:06 PM

hi preethi ji,
this collection was really very nice......

regards,

-nazir
  Send a message via Yahoo to nazu43  
Reply With Quote
hi there
Old
  (#3)
suresh
Registered User
suresh will become famous soon enough
 
Offline
Posts: 62
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: India,Maharashtra, mira road
Rep Power: 16
hi there - 4th March 2005, 04:26 PM

prit ,

it was cool hope ur not belongs to sardar family. hey kidding. i dont think all sardars are fool but jokes r made of sardars. we too say.

anyway it was cool discovery carry on discoveries like this really impressive ones.

till then its me

suresh saying bye and take care

luv + khush = surya


Surya
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#4)
Aman_rahi
Paigaam-e-Aman
Aman_rahi is just really niceAman_rahi is just really niceAman_rahi is just really niceAman_rahi is just really niceAman_rahi is just really nice
 
Aman_rahi's Avatar
 
Offline
Posts: 2,688
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Patiala, Punjab, India. Now:Pune, India
Rep Power: 22
5th March 2005, 01:40 PM

Preeti ji.....

One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in UK. A lady came and asked him, "Are you relaxing"
Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh" Another Guy came and asked the same Question. Sardar
answered "No No Me Banta Singh." Third one came and asked the same question Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his
place. While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach. He went and asked him " Are you Relaxing?" The other Sardar was much
educated and answered "Yes I am relaxing. The Sardar slapped him on his face and said "Idiot, Sab tere Ko wahahn dhoond rahe hai
aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai." (Translation ... Idiot everyone is looking for you and you are relaxing here!!!!!)


ye joke aacha laga.....

aur ye bhi ki aapko sardaroon se nafrat hai.....huzuoor aisa na kijiye....dekyie hum kitne logon ki muskaan hain......



**(*·.¸(`·.¸ ¸.·´)¸.·*)**
*·.¸Paigaam -e- Aman¸.·*
**(¸.·´(¸.·* *·.¸)`·.¸)**


~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
inhan ankhaaon vicho kadi, tere hanju vaghe si.....
aaj ki hoye, jehda ^AMAN^ da lahoo vagda ae......

AMAN RAHI
  Send a message via Yahoo to Aman_rahi  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#5)
nilesh76
Registered User
nilesh76 is on a distinguished road
 
Offline
Posts: 9
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: nairobi kenya
Rep Power: 0
Thumbs up 9th March 2005, 11:39 AM

hi pritiji,these r really cool ,bahut maza aya!!!!



rgdz nilesh


Nilesh!
   
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
hi guys mukulisurs Aapki Shayri 0 10th May 2006 02:43 PM
Hi Guys joe_arg261986 Shayri-e-Ishq 0 26th October 2005 01:13 PM
Hi Guys joe_arg261986 Shayri-e-Ishq 1 20th May 2005 05:51 PM
Guys Awake h_12 Shayri-e-Ishq 1 17th April 2004 02:14 PM
guys..give me a breck arif_iy Shayri-e-Ishq 0 15th June 2003 04:52 PM



Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.5
Copyright ©2000 - 2019, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com