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SMS Stuff - 9th May 2005, 08:28 AM

aadab,
aap mein se kisike paas agar aur sms material ho, jaise sher, jokes etc to jaroor post kijiye. they r fun to read and send.
acchhe sher aur humerous sher dono chalenge.

kuucch start ke liye main post kar raha hoon.

Life is at its weakest when there are more doubts than trust. But life is at its strongest when you learn how to trust inspite of the doubts.

Dua karte hai hum sar zukaaye
Aye dost tu apni manzil ko paaye
Agar kabhi teri raah me andhera aaye
Roshni ke liye khuda hum ko jalaaye

Hasraton ki nigaah par sakht pehra hai
Na jaane kis ummeed pe dil thehra hai
Teri chahaton ki kasam aye dost
Apni dosti ka rishta pyaar se bhi gehra hai

Tanhaai se nahi hum mehfil se darte hai
Duniya se nahi hum khud se darte hai
Yun to bahut kuch khoya hai hamne
par na jaane kyon begane bhi apne se lagte hai

Gum me hasne valon ko kabhi rulaaya nahi jaata
Lehron se paani ko hataaya nahi jaata
Honevale ho jaate hai khud hi dil se apne
Kisiko kehkar apna banaaya nahi jaata

One day you will ask me what is more Important to me; You or My Life. I will say Life and you will walk away, not even knowing that Friends are my Life.

Har kali tuzse khushbu udhaar maange
Aftaab tuzse noor udhaar maange
Rab kare ki tu dosti aisi nibhaaye
ke log muzse teri dosti udhaar maange

Learning gives Creativity. Creativity leads to Thoughts. Thoughts provide Knowledge.and Knowledge makes you GREAt. - A.P.J.Abdul Kalaam.

Raat hogi to chaand bhi duhaai dega
Khwaabo me tumhe woh chehra dikhai dega
Yeh dosti hai jara soch ke karna
Ek aansoo bhi gira to sunaai dega

Sirf tumhare liye main chaand taare tod du
Honda City, Opel Astra, Mercedez tak chhod du
Aye dost itna kaafi hai, ya;
2-4 zooth aur bol du?

Zindagi ke har mod par isi tarah milte rehna
Mere dil ki jaise dhadkan bane rehna
Main bhale hi SMS karu par,
Tum hamesha call karte rehna

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hi - 9th May 2005, 11:29 AM







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Kisi ke Ansoon ko jameen pe girne se pehle

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9th May 2005, 11:43 AM

This is absolutely cool stuff. Some already read b4 but a lot of it is new 4 me. Thanx a bunch 4 sharin it here.


Luvs,

Salim

If there are no tears in the eyes, there will be no rainbow in the soul

Happiness is a butterfly, which, when pursued, is always just beyond your grasp, but which, if you sit down quietly, may alight upon you.

We come to love not by finding a perfect person but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly
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9th May 2005, 12:15 PM

U luk Sweet wen U read my sms,
Sweeter wen U read & Smile..
But u luk d Sweetest wen u Read,Smile & Reply.
So try 2 luk Sweetest!


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9th May 2005, 12:16 PM

i ate the tv while watching pizza..
i baked the dogs after feeding the cake..
switched on the bed when i laid on my lights...
dats how i go stupid when I MISS U!!!


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some more - 12th May 2005, 08:42 AM

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Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ud jaati hai,
Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ud jaati hai,
Koi humse bhi ishq kare
Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai,..............................Kya bat hai!!!

Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par,
Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par,
laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)

Pyaar ke jaam ko aise na piyo ke
Adha piya aur adha chod diya
Yaron yeh pyaar hai pyaar
Nahin koi Vim Bar
Jo thodasa lagaya aur bas hogaya.......!!

Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath
Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad;
Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez "check" karta hoon main
"Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad"(wah-wah)

Log ishq karte hain, Bade shor ke saath.
Humne bhi kiya,Bade zor ke saath.
Magar ab karenge, Thoda gaur ke saath.
Kyonki kal usko dekha, Kisi aur ke saath.............??

Machar ne jo kaata dil may junoon tha......
machar ne jo kaata dil may junoon tha
Khujli aisi huyi ki dil besukoon tha.....
Pakda usey aur jaane diya.....Pakda usey aur jaane diya,
Yeh sochkar ki kambakt ki ragon may khoonn to apana hi tha.

Jab bhi kisiko kareeb paya hai
Kasam khuda ki wahin dhoka khaya hai
Kyon dosh dete ho kaanton ko
Ye zakhm to humne phoolon se paya hai!!

Zindagi mohtaj nahin manzilon ki,
Waqt har manzil dikha deta hai..
Marta nahin hai koi kisi se juda hokar.
Waqt sab ko jeena sikha deta hai !!

guzre huey kal ki yaad ati hai,
kuch lamho se ankhen bhar ati hai,
woh subah rangeen woh shaam nirali doob jati hai,
jab aap jaise doston ki yaad ati hai...;

Dil gumsum zubaa'n khamosh
ye ankhen aaj num kyon hai,
tumhe kabhi paya hi na tha
to aaj khone ke gam kyun hai!!!!!!!!

lehar ati hai, kinare se palat jati hai,
yaad ati hai, dil mein simat jati hain,
lehar aur yaad mein fark sirf itna hai ki
lehar bewakt ati hain aur yaad har waqt ati hain!!!

Bas nazron se dekh liya hota
agar tamanna thi azmaane ki,
hum behosh yun hi ho jate
kya zaroorat thi muskurane ki;

aur bhi hai. baad mein post karenge. tabtak aadab.
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hi doooosssssssstooooo - 12th May 2005, 03:16 PM

hello dosto.............

thodi si masti karne ka mood aagaya hai...............

sochta hun ki aap ko bura nahi lage ga.........,


jab baagon main bahar aayengi,
tab mere sms ki bauchar aayengi,

jab baagon main bahar aayengi,
tab mere sms ki bauchar aayengi,

tanhaiyan to tumhari dur ho jayengi,
par mera bill bharne kya tumhari saas aayengi?
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15th May 2005, 10:04 PM

Time might lead me 2 nowhere & faith might break into pieces but I'll always b THANKFUL that once in my life’s journey v became
FRIENDS!


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joke - 23rd May 2005, 10:30 AM

Sardar goes to an Undergarments Shop to purchase an underwear. After seeing number of brands and types, he comes down to one and asks the price.
Shopkeeper : "500 Rs."
Sardar : "Oye, party wear ke liye nahi daily wear ke liye chahiye!"

hahahaha.

A sardar used to do the same prayer everyday to Wahe Guru. 'Wahe guru meri lottery laga do. Wahe guru meri lottery laga do.

Ek din Wahe Guru sardar ke saamne aaye aur bole, "Abe pehle ticket to nikaal !"

hahahhahaha

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23rd May 2005, 05:42 PM

I m a cop & u r under arrest 4 being wat u r.Its illegal 2 b so frdly as u r.So i hereby sentence U 2 a LIFETIME imprisonment in my heart.CASE CLOSED!

Sumday when d pages of my life end I know tht u'll b 1 of its most beautiful Chapters..& if ever i got 2 Read it again,I'll Open it 4m d page where I 1st met U!


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