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love Vs. marriage - 18th May 2005, 03:33 PM

> Love is holding hands in the street.
>Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
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>Love is dinner for 2 in your favourite restaurant.
>Marriage is a take home packet.
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>Love is cuddling on a sofa.
>Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
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>Love is talking about having children.
>Marriage is talking about getting away from children.
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>Love is going to bed early.
>Marriage is going to sleep early.
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>Love is a romantic drive.
>Marriage is a drive on topsy turvy tarmac .
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>Love is losing your appetite.
>Marriage is losing your figure.
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>Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
>Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.
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>TV has no place in love.
>Marriage is a fight for remote control.
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>Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
>Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".
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>In short, Love is blind,
>Marriage is an eye opener!!!


plz achha lage to jarur reply dena, plzzzzzzzz
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hii! - 18th May 2005, 04:33 PM

ha aha ha....it ws 2 gud!!
thx a lot for sharing..Nazu ji!
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hi - 18th May 2005, 04:34 PM

v trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

issliye shayd aaj kal log love marriage hin pasand karte hai taaki .................shaadi se pehle toh kam se kam pyarr kar lein ....................shaadi ke baad pata nahi kya ho ....................but itna jaroor hai shaadi ke baad boys BEWAKOOPH SE HO jaate hai ...................sab kutch wife pe chood ke khud aajaad rehna chaahte hai .............

good for nothing u all (boys)




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22nd May 2005, 12:38 PM

bahut achhe nazuji

aur chandsiji, apne bilkul thik kaha-i agree with u.
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22nd May 2005, 12:41 PM

Hi Nazir Ji,

Truly n eyeopener man Hmmmm soooo have u decided yet???


Luvs,

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If there are no tears in the eyes, there will be no rainbow in the soul

Happiness is a butterfly, which, when pursued, is always just beyond your grasp, but which, if you sit down quietly, may alight upon you.

We come to love not by finding a perfect person but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly
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28th May 2005, 12:51 PM

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ha aha ha....it ws 2 gud!!
thx a lot for sharing..Nazu ji!
tc
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hello astha ji and komal ji, thanks for reply,
and i want to say that small gud 1 is also touchi as 2 gud...........
again thanks 4 reply..........
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28th May 2005, 01:03 PM

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v trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

issliye shayd aaj kal log love marriage hin pasand karte hai taaki .................shaadi se pehle toh kam se kam pyarr kar lein ....................shaadi ke baad pata nahi kya ho ....................but itna jaroor hai shaadi ke baad boys BEWAKOOPH SE HO jaate hai ...................sab kutch wife pe chood ke khud aajaad rehna chaahte hai .............

good for nothing u all (boys)

sahi sahi chandsi ji..........
i m with u..............
pyar karne ka sahi time hai sadi se pahele ka..........
long drive, candle light dinner,yeh woh.........but really love is really a good time of romance............
lekin boys kabhi bewkooph se nahi hote, voh biwi ko 5000-10000 de ke boldete hai ghar chala, agar khud paisa rakhe to biwi jayada udati hai..............
sahi hai na?


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28th May 2005, 01:06 PM

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bahut achhe nazuji

aur chandsiji, apne bilkul thik kaha-i agree with u.
thanks adarshgirl ji,
thanks for reply..........
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28th May 2005, 01:22 PM

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Hi Nazir Ji,

Truly n eyeopener man Hmmmm soooo have u decided yet???
kya salim ji?
yeh laddu khaye bina koi rahe paya hai kya?
bus aap bhi pachtane wale ho aur hum bhi pachtayenge.......
bus aap jab pachtane wale ho tub muje ek mail kardena,
main nachne aajaunga.........

bhai ek bahot purana jok yaad aa raha hai........
ek bar ek sher ki sadi main ek chuha bahut jor shor se naach raha tha,

hathi bola sale dur hat, kisi ke per ke niche aayenga to khamakha kuchla jayenga, tu chuha, tera sher ke shath kya lena dena? jo shadi main nachne aaya hai?

chuha bola yeh jiski shadi ho rahi hai woh mera chhota bhai hai,

hathi bola woh kaise?

chuha bola shadi se pahele main bhi sher hua karta tha.........

hahahahahahahahahahaha

kaisa laga?
reply jarur dena................

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28th May 2005, 03:00 PM

Thats also very true Nazir Bhai. Lekin jaise ke aapne kaha, khaaye bina raha na jaaye. Meri ek fav quote aapke saath share kar raha hu. Umeed hai pasand aayegi:

"After marriage a man loses his Bachelors degree and the wife gains a Masters Degree"


Luvs,

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If there are no tears in the eyes, there will be no rainbow in the soul

Happiness is a butterfly, which, when pursued, is always just beyond your grasp, but which, if you sit down quietly, may alight upon you.

We come to love not by finding a perfect person but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly
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30th May 2005, 03:46 PM

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I like U , Utna ; U like me jitna;
I like U , tabse,U like me jabse;
I like U , tab tak,U like me jab tak;
'U'like me Jane kab tak;
But I like u MARTE DUM TAK
   
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4th June 2005, 02:47 PM

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Thats also very true Nazir Bhai. Lekin jaise ke aapne kaha, khaaye bina raha na jaaye. Meri ek fav quote aapke saath share kar raha hu. Umeed hai pasand aayegi:

"After marriage a man loses his Bachelors degree and the wife gains a Masters Degree"
wah wah wah salim ji,

to phir me bhi ek quote aapke saath share karna chahta hun,

"before marriage man yearns for the woman he loves, after marriage y become silent"

kesa laga? reply jarur dena..........
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"before marriage man yearns for the woman he loves, after marriage y become silent"
Pearls of wisdom bhai!!!


Luvs,

Salim

If there are no tears in the eyes, there will be no rainbow in the soul

Happiness is a butterfly, which, when pursued, is always just beyond your grasp, but which, if you sit down quietly, may alight upon you.

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