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Collection of Sardaru jokes...! - 6th February 2005, 11:36 AM

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India
after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
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Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last
words.
It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXYGEN TUBE!"
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Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out,
climbs tree, sits on the
branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.
Srdr:"I've been promotedas "branch manager."
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Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die lik my grandpa who died peacefuly in his sleep, not screaming like all d passengers in d car, he was driving..


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Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab .
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..

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Srdr: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Frnd: Y?
Srdr: Got upper berth.
Frnd: Y did'nt u Xchnged?
Srdr: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower
berth..
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Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r
others running?
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Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them
TIRED&RETIRED!
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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this> sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".


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Sardarji was filling up application form for a
job. He was not sure asto what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thoughthe wrote : Yes!
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One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come tohis college. U knwWhy? Because he wanted to check where the questionpaper is leaking...
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Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"s already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
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Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
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Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 cr afterdeducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!
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Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U
This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could
have posted it....
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Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1yr
elder to you'...........
Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye,I'll marry you
NEXT YEAR.
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A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR
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Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible
looking thing is whatyou call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a
mirror! ( hahahahahah )
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Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't
read very fast.

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A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes
walking at evening not in the morning.
Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not
AM''.
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Thumbs up wow - 6th February 2005, 11:59 PM

hi. well that was xcelent. really really funny. thanx for sharin with us. keep riting. good luck.

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reply - 9th February 2005, 09:27 PM

well well abhishek sir... really very funny..
just one I m adding its not mine I heard it from my chemistry sir.

shayro ki mahfil lagi thi.
shero shayri ka se mahual abad tha.
tabhi ek sardar bol pade.. oye ye sab kya suna rahe ho, koi sher arj karo.
ek shayar- are bhai kya hua yeha shayri ho to sunaai jaa rahi hai.
sradar- achha mujhe to nahi pata tha.. lekin ye sher hai to ..wah -wah

hope U will not mind my adding.

with love light and care
garima


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