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sardar par ek essay - 15th May 2005, 07:18 PM

this essay i read in a site and thought to share with u.



Sardar par ek essay :

Sardar ek vichitra prani hota hai.

yeh gurudware ke aas paas paye jate hai.

inke sir par ek yantra laga hota hai jo roz 12 baze bajta hai.

inka mukhya ahar langhar hota hai.

iske sare shareer par baal hote hai.

yeh punjab ke jungalo mein paye jata hai.

isko gurupurab wale din badi matra mein dekha ja sakta hai.

yeh chutkule banane ke kam aate hai.

yeh bada ho kar driver banne ke kam aata hai.
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16th May 2005, 12:08 PM

This is hilarious.....

Mohabbat...
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Main zameen pe tanha, aur woh aasmaano mein...
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hi - 16th May 2005, 07:59 PM

are are

tumhe aur koi kaam hai ya nahi

sirf kisi na kisi ki taang kheechni hai

agar kisi sardar nai pad liya to

Tum to gai






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hiiiiiiii - 18th May 2005, 03:47 PM

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha................ ........


my room partner is also sardar, i ll definatly tell him this eassy,

maja aa gaya,

adarshgirl ji do u know what is similarity between donkey and sardar?





























i hope u find it............

phir bhi main bata deta hun,

dono bachpan main bahot cute dikhte hai,
aur bade hoke transport ka business karte hai........

hahahahaha

okey b bye n take care,

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21st May 2005, 09:25 AM

thanx nainaji and nazuji.

ankitji, mujhe apne good luck par bharosa hai isliye mujhe pata hai what i do! meri good luck achi hai!

agar main taang khichti hoon, to aap kya karte hai? kya aaap bhi wohi nahi karte?
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hi - 21st May 2005, 07:49 PM

sabse pehle to ye ji ji band karo samjhi

are main kya aap ko aisa vaisa lagta hoo jo sabki taang kheechoo

naa baa naa

tum hogi un aisi vaisi laddkiyo main sai jo sabki taang kheechti rehti hai

just kidding

vaisai aapke gudluck to kharab hai mujhe pata hai

chaho to hath dikha lena!!! ha ha ha

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21st May 2005, 07:57 PM

nice 1 adarshgirlji thanks for shayring.



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22nd May 2005, 12:33 PM

thanx ghayalji

aur ankitji, apke liye sirf ek cheez-
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hi - 24th May 2005, 12:36 PM

hey this is not fare

mere liyai yai kyo

yai galat baat hai






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hi - 24th May 2005, 01:14 PM

Itna khubsurat kaise likh lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai...ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?
bataana zaroor.....................


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hi - 24th May 2005, 08:56 PM

Nishant ji

agar aap apni is behudi jaban ko kabu main rakhe to behtar hoga

kahi aisa na ho ki hume aapke khilaaf koi sakht kadam uthana

pade

yeh site ssaaf suthri shayri ke liyai banayee gayi hai

aap achi family sai belong karte hai isiliyai apni in giri hui bato sai

unke naam ko mitti mai naa milaye

aasha hai ki meri baat aapko samajh to aa hi gayi hogi

so plz mind it.






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dil pe mat le yar - 25th May 2005, 11:07 AM

hehe, why r u taking it so seriously, Ankit? Chill !
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hi - 25th May 2005, 04:41 PM

maaf kijiyai ga shayad aapki nazar main ye sirf majak hoga

magar mere liyai yai ek ghatiya aur tuch harkat thi.Akhir aap

mujhe chup hone kai liyai kyo keh rahe hai jo galat hai so hai

isme koi do rai nahi ki inke taraf sai galat harkat ki gayi aur maine

to bas is baat ka oppose kiya hai ki yeh galat hai.Agar aapko meri

reply main kuch galat laga to main yeh nahi samajh paa raha ki

aap ko kya hua hai.Plz pehle aap apna mind make up

kijiyai.Shayri par ham galiyo sunane nahi balki apne jajbato ko

baya karne ka jariya bana na chahte hai.

hope u understand what i want to tell u!!






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26th May 2005, 08:53 AM

hey, hey, hold on! ankitji, maana ki yeh ek achha mazak nahi tha, par cool! well, mujhe bhi thoda bura laga, par i just ignored it. after all, hum kaun hote hai unko kehnewale? is duniya mein bahut log hai jo itni kharab bhaasha ka use karte hai aur kisike tokne par uska mazaak banaate hai. hume yeh koshish karni chahiye ki hum khudko itni kharab bhaasha mein na involve kare. its good of u to tell others not to use such language, but i would like to say that such people are not affected.
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hi - 26th May 2005, 07:05 PM

mere liyai yeh ita may ne nahi rakhta ki aap ko koi kya galat keh

raha hai.Aap isai ignore kar sakti hongi par main nahi mujhe is

site izat aur aabroo sai pyaar hai aur mujhe yeh bardasht nahi ki

koi yaha aisa mahol banaye ke log yaha aate hue hichkichaye.I m

emotianally attached with this site aur mujhe yeh pasand nahi ki

koi yaha par aisi harkate kare

hope u can understand me!!!






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27th May 2005, 12:30 AM

Dear Ankit,

I agree with you. as I noticed Nishant had use only bad words in this site, and that looks bad of this site, that effects to other readers as well. I would like to inform that he or she must not use that type of words.

Vedikaa ,
sorry to tell this to you, tumko kaise time mil gaya yeh sardaar par essay bana ne ka... dekho meri baat ka bura mat samajh na, naa to mein sardaar hu na mera koi dost sardaar hai... naa to mein kuch jyada koi panjabi log ke baare mein jaanti hu.. par itna keh sakti hu, agar kisi sardaar ne yeh parh liya toh woh bura maan jaayenge, jaanti hu ki yeh humourous section hai par phir bhi har waqt sirf sardaar ke hi jokes bana ke unka majhaak nahi karna chahiye, mein jaanti hu ki sardaar ke jokes kamaal ke hote hai par itne ghattiya bhi nahi hone chahiye... sab ko hasne ka pura adhikar hai... jaanti ho tumhe dusro par hasne waale to aasani ne mil jaayenge par kya kabhi yeh socha hai ki woh log kitne mahaan hai jo khud par haste hai... vedikaa, I am very very sorry if I hurt you or I am wrong at your end. and I have not heard any thing from you since long time, so how you been? how's study going? you take care and have fun!
   
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28th May 2005, 08:54 AM

ankitji, i understand u. u r absolutely correct, but hope people like nishantji will also understand.

hi parulji. its long time to see u. by the way, i have also noticed many jokes on sardars these days. this essay i read in a site and so thought to share with u. but however, thanks for reminding that we should not always make jokes on sardars. i won't next time as this is my first humour on sardars.

bye.

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30th May 2005, 12:56 AM

i am A sardar.. ok

i never mind if some one tell me any sardar joke ..

but all this is not good at all...

ek baar khud ko rekh ker deko ..tumko peta chela ga ..how much it's hurts me ...

sorry .. but it's tooomuch dost ...sardars did so much for this country .. n that's what indian thinks .


so what if we eat langer.. in our mandir or marjid .kabhi tum ne kise gareeb ko roj khana khilya hai ...
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sorry if that hurt u so much.
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