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Difference between boys and girls when getting cash from an ATM - 28th December 2004, 10:21 PM

Difference between boys and girls when getting cash from an ATM


Boys:


1- Drive to the bank, park, go to the Cash Dispenser

2- Insert card

3- Dial code and desired amount

4-Take the cash and the card


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Girls:


1-Drive to the bank

2-Check make-up in the mirror

3- Apply perfume

4- Manually check haircut

5- Park car - failure

6- Park car - failure

7- Park car - success

8- Search for the card in the handbag

9- Insert card, rejected by the machine

10- Throw phone card back in handbag

11- look for bank card

12- Insert card

13- Look for piece of paper where secret code is written in handbag

14- Enter code

15-Study instructions for 2 minutes

16- #Cancel#

17- Re-enter code

18- #Cancel#

19- Call husband to get correct code

20- Enter desired amount

21- #Error#

22- Enter bigger amount

23- #Error#

24- Enter maximum amount

25- Cross fingers

26- Take cash

27- Go back to the car

28- Check make-up in rear mirror

29- Look for keys in handbag

30- Start car

31- Drive 50 meters

32- STOP

33- Drive back to bank machine

34- Go out of the car

35- Take card back from machine

36- Go back to the car

37- Throw card on passenger seat

38- Check make-up in rear mirror

39- Manually check haircut

40- Go into roundabout - wrong way

41- BREAK

42- Go into roundabout - right way

43- Drive 5 kilometers

44- Remove hand break

Kunal kaisa kaha.....

kyun doston sahi likha hai ki nahi.......

Amrita, Mrinal, Priyanka aur mausam ji.....jawab jaroor dena....



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27th January 2005, 07:13 PM

well aman.....

sorry dear i saw ur this mail late.....
but tumko nahi lagta tumne kuch zyada hi bol diya..... mujhe batao ladkiyo ko un dekhne wale tum ladke to aur bhi zyada time waste kar rahe ho ... kyun tumhe aisa nahi lagta..... kam se kam makeup wageera karke hum ladkiyaaa apni khoobsoorti to badhati hai par tum ladke bichare to sirf time pass karte reh jaate hai.......

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28th January 2005, 10:00 AM

Sorry Cute cat eyes.....

lagta hai kisi ne is post ke peechle around 14 replies delete kar diye hain.....


ispe mausam, friendnidi, nazu, Feelit ji, Kunal aur Shadow aur baaki bhi kayi log reply kar chuke hain......


aur iske baad ye clear ho gaya tha ki hum style maarne vaale ladkiyon ki baat kar rahe hain......

aap jaisi cute aur decent ladkion ki nahi......




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28th January 2005, 01:45 PM

priyaka....

just clik the link the read....

http://www.shayri.com/forums/showthr...threadid=29405


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28th January 2005, 07:43 PM

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Sorry Cute cat eyes.....

lagta hai kisi ne is post ke peechle around 14 replies delete kar diye hain.....


ispe mausam, friendnidi, nazu, Feelit ji, Kunal aur Shadow aur baaki bhi kayi log reply kar chuke hain......


aur iske baad ye clear ho gaya tha ki hum style maarne vaale ladkiyon ki baat kar rahe hain......

aap jaisi cute aur decent ladkion ki nahi......




Take care.....
hello aman....
thanks for the compliments.....but aapne is cheez ka jawab to nahi diya aman ki aap un ladkiyo ko dekhne mein itna timewaste karte hai to aap kya hai......
   
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