Enjoy

[Nick Ali]

khud ko kar buland itnaa.....

ke' himaalia ki coti pe jaa pahunche..........

aur khuda tumse puche.........

'abay salay gadhe...ab utrega kaise........



jisay dil diya woh dilli challi gai

jisay pyar kiya woh itlay challi gai

dil ne kaha khudkushi kar le zalim

bijli ko haath lagaya to bijli chali gai



kitne log they tumhare janazay ke peeche,

ek mein nahin tha tere janazay ke peeche,

mein hota bhi kaise tere janazay ke peeche,

jo mera janaza jaa raha tha tere janazay ke peeche.



PYAR MEIN DHOKA SERIES



mainain tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,

tumne kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya,

kahin tere dil mein radi ki tokri to nahi?



mainain tumhari yaadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diye......

magar tum itnay be-wafa nikle ke naha ke chal diye......



TOTAL NONSENSE SERIES



jee karta hai ke tere nili nili aankhoon main dub jaoon,

jee karta hai ke tere nili nili aankhoon main dub jaoon,

SPLASH!



yeh aankhen hain ya neeli jheel?

yeh aankhen hain ya neeli jheel?

So? what's the big deal?



dharti so rahi hai,

aasmaan so raha hai,

dharti so rahi hai,

aasmaan so raha hai,

Nonsense!yeh sab kya ho raha hai?



aasmaan mein ur raha hai kabootar,

aasmaan mein ur raha hai kabootar,

FLUTTER FLUTTER,FLUTTER FLUTTER.



dharti,taaray,pahaar,pathar,

dharti,taaray,pahaar,pathar,

ekhathar,bahathar,cuhathar!

(tihathar is on leave)



aaj aasmaan mein taaray aisay camak rahay hain,

aaj aasmaan mein taaray aisay camak rahay hain,

bilkul jaisay kal camak rahay thay......(wah wah)



kabhi kabhi mere dil main khayal aata hai....

kabhi kabhi mere dil main khayal aata hai....

ke kioon kabhi kabhi mere dil main khayal aata hai?



DOOR SE DEKHA SERIES



door se dekha to kuch dekha nahi.....

dooor se dekhaaa..to kuchh dekha nahi....

paas jake dekhaa to kuch tha hi nahi.



door se dekha to pathhar dikhta tha....

dooor se dekha...topatthar dikhtaa thaa....

paas jake dekha to...suchmuch patthhar hi thaa...



door se dekha to pani baras raha tha.....

door se dekha to pani baras raha tha....

paas gaya....to bheeg gaya.....



door se dekha to shair tha,

door se dekha to shair tha,

is liye paas gaya hi nahi......



ADVANTURE SERIES



main tere pyar mein pagal hua chhaliye,

main tere pyar main pagal hua chhaliye,

iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye.



main hu yahan,tu hai wahan,

main hu yahan,tu hai wahan,

lifebouy hai jahan,tandrusti hai wahan.



ENJOY THE FOLLOWING



ladka bola:kash in hasinao ke baap mar jain,

bahana gham ka hota,hum inke ghar to jaate.

ladki boli :bewakoof,yeh bolna bhi paap hoga,

kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.



Irshaad...........................Irshaad



ladki boli :chandni chaand se hoti hai,sitaroon se nahi,

mohabbat ek se hoti hai hazaaron se nahi.

ladka bola:chandni agar chand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,

mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaaron ka kya hoga