Hasi Aii Tu Batana Zaroor

[Genius]

TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead - Go Slow."
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TEACHER: Where would we be today if no one had ever
been curious?"
JOHN: In the garden of Eden?
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TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHN: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell
it!
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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have
today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you
are.
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TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen...Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right..."I am the ninth letter of the
alphabet."
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TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his
father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now
do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
JOHNNY: "Because George still had the ax in his hand"
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TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is
exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?
PUPIL: A teacher.

Hasi Aii Tu Batana Zaroor

[nadie]

hehehe
hunsi aie zeyada nahin lakin aie zaroor
gud collection u have got there

[aqeelahmed]

kisey b joke per hunsi nahi aaey tum itney zid kurtay ho tu chalo huns daita hooon ahhahahahahahhahah

[pappu]

ageela.....(aqeel) dimag chahiye hasne ke liye ....good jokes...keep it up...

[Genius]

Thank You Nadie and Puppu

[mrinal]

Bahut hasii ayii
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ...... ruyh hii nahii rahii


Mrinal

[Genius]

10X Mrinal

[Genius]

A man wanted to how his wife's delivery was goin' on ..
By mistake he dailled the no. for Lord's Cricket Stadium instead of the no. for Lord's hospital ..
On the phone -
Man: How is it going on ??
Commentator: We got six out already & hope to get the rest out before lunch. The last two
were ducks ..



"You needn't worry 'bout the cost," soothed the doctor.
"Just pay Rs.2000 down & Rs.500 every month for the next 2 yrs."
"Sounds like buying a scooter," the patient commented.
"You're exactly right," the doctor assured him. "I am !!"






On the phone -
Robert: Is it the Principal speaking ??
Principal: Yes.
Robert: Robert of class 6 can't come to school today
as he is badly suffering from fever.
Principal: May I know who is speaking.
Robert: It is my father speaking.

[mrinal]

Genius good jokes

i write sher so in reply to your jokes i can write you sher only

duniya gol hai sabhii kehte hai
aaj hum ne bhii iss baat ko mann liya
jis mandir se chappal churaye thay
uss mandir per se phir chori ho gaye

khus rahiye
mrinal

[GD007]

Chalo hum bhi aapko kush sunate hai shayad aapko pasnad aaye

OFFICER---- WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?
CANDIDATE---- M P. SIR.
OFFICER---- TELL ME PROPERLY.
CANDIDATE---- MOHAN PAL SIR.

OFFICER---- YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?
CANDIDATE---- M P. SIR.
OFFICER---- WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE---- MANMOHAN PAL SIR.

OFFICER---- YOUR NATIVE PLACE?
CANDIDATE---- M P. SIR.
OFFICER---- IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?
CANDIDATE---- NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR.

OFFICER---- WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION?
CANDIDATE---- M P. SIR.
OFFICER---- (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?
CANDIDATE---- METRIC PASS.

OFFICER---- WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?
CANDIDATE---- M P. SIR.
OFFICER---- AND WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE---- MONEY PROBLEM SIR.

OFFICER---- DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY.
CANDIDATE---- M P. SIR.
OFFICER---- EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY.
CANDIDATE---- MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR.

OFFICER---- THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW.
CANDIDATE---- M P. SIR.
OFFICER---- WHAT IS IT NOW?
CANDIDATE---- MY PERFORMANCE....?

OFFICER---- M P!!!!
CANDIDATE---- WHAT IS THAT SIR?
OFFICER---- MENTALLY PUNCTURED.

i hope u all will like it...

[Genius]

*GR8* Buddy