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A Little Bit Angreji** - 28th May 2005, 10:29 PM

I wrote your name on sand, it got washed
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away, then
I wrote your name on my heart and I got heart attack.
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God saw me hungry, He created pizza
He saw me thirsty, He created Pepsi
He saw me in the dark, He created light
He saw me without problems, He created YOU.
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Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
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The rain makes all things beautiful,
The grass and flowers too
If rain makes all things beautiful,
Why doesn't it rain on you?
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Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you,
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When your life is in the darkness,
Pray to God ask Him to free you from the darkness,
And if after you pray and you are still in the darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!!!



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29th May 2005, 12:47 PM

a nursey rhyme-

jackwa and jillwa went up the hillwa to fetch a pailwa of waterwa. jackwa fell down. uuka khopdi phete gailo aur jillwa uuka peeche ailo ludke ludke!
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hi - 29th May 2005, 09:13 PM

are sub theek hai

par e kauno language haeee jara hamka bhi samjhaoo






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30th May 2005, 07:32 AM

bujhlen na? eee humra laloo prasad yadav ka superwa angreji baasawa haeiii.
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hi - 31st May 2005, 08:57 PM

do naat taill lie

jhoot bole kawua kate

laloo prasad tumhara thodi hai

oo to rabdi devi ka hai

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7th June 2005, 07:23 AM

phiro na bhujlen? hum laloo ke sahar patanwa ka baat kar rahe haiji. laloo patanwa ka to hai? aur hum bhi patanwa mein 10 sall gujari hoon.
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hi - 8th June 2005, 10:48 AM

tabhi kahu e lalan style aapko kaha sai aaya






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hi - 8th June 2005, 03:24 PM

laloo kaloo kai padne sai kachoo nahi hoga

hoga to tab jab ye mail

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10th June 2005, 08:07 AM

hey friends, laloo ya rabri ke padne ka to sawaal hi nahi uttha hai. laloo angutha-chaap hai aur ek adarsh patni ki tarah, rabri bhi anpad hai.
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hi - 12th June 2005, 07:02 PM

who told you that lalloo and rabdi are "anpad"

Apni gk sudharo vedika.!!!!






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hello?

do u mean to say they are quite qualified or a Ph.d.?

ru in ur senses?
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hi - 22nd June 2005, 03:09 PM

ji bilkul

aap bas apna khyal kijiyai

vaisai bade dino bad aapke darshan hue kaha thi ab tak






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