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...~~Begum ke zulmo ki dastaaN~~... - 26th May 2005, 06:25 PM

Adaab Arz hai ...DostooN.. vaissai to kai shayer apney apney alfazoo mein begum ke zulmo ko byaan kiya karte hai... ab ussi gazal ko update kiya hai miney bahut se sher nye hongey usmein aap ke liye jo aaj sai pehley byaaN nhi kiye they .... sher to nhi keh saktye aap unhey biwi ke zurm hi kheiye ... so pesh-e-kidmat hai ..... Alatreen Gazal ....

Gazal shurru karney se pehley ik sher kehna chunga ... Arz hai !!

Biwi ke karcho ne kabhi chen se rehney na diya
meiney bhi apney sab armanno ka gla dba hi diya
jab kabhi biwi ne gussey se banaya murga mujhey
meiney bhi sharam se ankhoon ki trah sir bhi juka hi diya !!

Gazal pesh hai !!! " Sahayar hai aapka hi DOST"


chupke chupke rat din uska bartan manjvana yaad hai
humko aab tak kapdey doney ka woh jamana yaad hai

doppher ki dhoop mein kapdey sukhaney ke liye
woh mera khothey pe bhi nangey panv jana yaad hai

Aa gya jab sunday ki shab bhi kabhi zikr-e-shopping
woh mera meri biwi se, ATM card chupana yaad hai

saas sasur ki dostoN ab kya sunao dastaaN
sasuraal na janey ka mujhey har ik bhana yaad hai

daru pee ke jab bhi ghar mein aana pda mujhey
woh mera dantooN taley, ilaichi chbana yaad hai

dekh liya jab bhi kabhi rastey mein kissi dusri ladki ko
Biwi ke gussey ko dekh ker mera tarthrana yaad hai

wakt-e-rukhsat office, Ab bhi yaad aata hai muikhey
biwi ke pars se car ki chabi churana yaad hai

secound show dekh kar woh mera raat ko ghar deer say Ana
Biwi ka gussay se darwaza na kholna yaad hai

Jub Kabhi Itifaqan taway pey roti jal janay per
woh mera tere belan se sir fudwana yaad hai

Jub kabhi tuj se teree umar poochnay per who tera duppatay main
Sharmana aur 34 ko 17 bata tey huey muskurana yaaad hai

Apni umar chupanay ke liyah who tera munnay ko peetna
Aur Tujhe Mummy nahi baaji bulanay ko kahna yaad hai

haftey baad hi muhh utha ker meihkey cley jana tera
aur mera ghar mein jaddu pochaa lagana yaad hai

khinch lena woh tera salary ka lifafa dafataan
aur tera beautyparlor pe woh passey udana yaad hai

yaad hai begum ab bhi woh tera belan se mujhey pitna
aur baad pitney ke tera woh marham lagana yaad hai

aaye din saley saliyooN ka aana ghar pe mere
woh tera unkey samney mujhey murga bnana yaad hai

shukr hai 'DOST' teri shaadi nhi hui abhi
shaadi shuda YarooN ka woh, rona rulana yaad hai !!


Aap sab ke jawab ka mutzir !!

aap hi ka DOST






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27th May 2005, 02:25 AM

hehehe
waise...why do you guys always say tht about girls or wives??? larkiyan buri toh nahin hain...aapke bhi bohot faults hain laikin hum toh aise point out nahin karte

anyways...nico!!!!

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27th May 2005, 09:10 AM

Hi Ankit,
well I do agree wit Warda...we never point out yr faults although you guys have so many.....
anyways nice comedy...keep it up...

Pati ke lafdon ne jab mujhe koi raasta na diya
maine bhi majbooran apne gusse ka lava utha diya
jab kabhi pati dev aye kisi aur ke sath apni shaam bitakar
maine bhi sharam se apna belan utha hi diya

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chupke chupke rat din unka ladkiyon se pitna yaad hai
humko aab tak unka jhuth bolne ka woh jamana yaad hai

doppher ki dhoop mein kapdey sukhaney ke bahane
bagal ki padosan par line marna yaad hai

Aa gya jab sunday ki sham shopping ka zikr
unka hamesha ki tarah bimar ho jana yaad hai

saas sasur ki dostoN ab kya sunao dastaaN
sas ka kam na karne ke liye har bahana yaad hai

sharaab pee ke jab ate the ghar par woh
unka woh har pal ladkhrana mujhe yaad hai

dekha unhone jab bhi raaste par kisi ladki ko
mera unse kehna "ki kyun ab uski bhi zindagi khaarb karte ho" yeh kehna yaad hai

office se jaldi nikal kar woh ladkiyon ko car me ghumana
pati ji mujhe apki woh harkat yaad hai

secound show dekh kar woh apka der se ghar ana
aura mera usi show ko attend kar ke ghar par jaldi ana yeh sab mujhko yaad hai

Jub Kabhi Itifaqan taway pey roti jal jati
woh tera kitchen ki khidki se bagal ki naukrani se aankh ladana yaad hai

Jub kabhi tuj se teree umar poochnay per who tera hichkichna
apne baalon ki sawedi ko dekh kar tera rona mujhe yaad hai

Apni umar chupanay ke liyah who tumhra hair-dye lagana
Aur secretra ko uncle nahi jaanu bulanay ko kahna yaad hai

haftey baad hi tera apne mummy-daddy ko bulana
aur phir mujhe ghar mein jaddu pochaa lagana yaad hai

lekar ana woh tumhara sirf adhi salary ghar par
baki ka paisa shaarab par udana yaad hai

yaad hai mujhe bhi tumhara us ladke ko pitna jis ne mujh par line mari thi
aur baad mein uski biwi ko chede hue tumhara mar khana yaad hai

aaye din saley saliyooN ka aana ghar pe tere
aur tumhara kehna sali ko "adhi gharwali" yaad hai

shukr hai 'DOST' teri shaadi nahi hui abhi
shaadi shuda sakhiyon ka woh, rona rulana yaad hai !!

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Na Chaho kisi ko itna ~ ~ ki chahat tumhari majboori ban jaye ~ ~ chaho kisi ko itna ki ~ ~ tumhara pyar us ke liye zaroori ban jaye...............


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27th May 2005, 09:11 AM

Hi Ankit,
this was just a repy to ehat you have written..so dont take it seriously..

Take Care..

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main sirf ek cheez kahoongi ankitji-
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hi - 28th May 2005, 08:03 AM

bhai yeh ek cheez mujhe pasand nahi hai

samajh gayi tum lakh cheeze kaho

aur haa main sabko yeh batana chahoonga ki yeh poetry meri nahi hai balki yo india kai ek forum sai copy paste ki gayi hai

aur haa app sab ki replies kai liyai shukriya!!!






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lekin mere paas apke liye sirf yehi hai.
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hi - 28th May 2005, 08:25 AM

Are mujhe itna nahi samajh aa raha ki aap mujse naraaz kyo hai.Agar muh sai koi galti hui then i m very very sorry.

Ha agar ab mere liyai yehi hai

to mujhe yeh tahe dil sai kabool hai

fir bhi tumhara hi

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29th May 2005, 02:16 PM

hi ankitji
main apke is post se naraaz hoon. mukhraji aur nidhiji ki tarah hi mere vichaar hai.
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hi - 30th May 2005, 08:31 AM

are tum to bass sun kar naraj ho gaye jara un bechare patiyo sai poocho jin par un ki beewiaa un par yai julm dhati hai

kher chodo inhe main bas majak kar raha tha.

aur haa mujhe nahi lagta ki ismai kuch bura lagne wala hai

mai to bas ek pyari si post lekar yaha aaya hoo

haa fir bhi i m very very sorry agar kisis ko bura laga






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30th May 2005, 12:29 PM

Hello

Good one DOST. I would like to say here that just don't reply with thanks, sorry aur smily expressions. If it is shayri try to reply with shayri. Waise bhi Likhne ke liye Ladkiyon se behtar koi topic nahin hai

That's why i liked the reply from nidhi.

I am replying with an edited gazal(original is Din aa gaye shabab ke, aanchal samhaliye-Jagjit singh). I have just started and I would like to see somebody else can complete it.

Shaadi kar ke dulhan laye hain
to ghar ko samhaliye

Hone lagi hai jeb main
Hulchul samhaliye....Shaadi kar......


Chaliye samhal samhal ke kathin rahe zindagi
Nazuk badi hai aapki halat samhaliye.....Shaadi kar ke


to be continued...............


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30th May 2005, 02:16 PM

Yaar , Ladkiya Itni Bhi Buri Nahi Hoti , Jaisa Aapne Kaha hein




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hi - 31st May 2005, 09:06 PM

Ji captain ji main manta hoo ki ladkiya itni bhi buri nahi hoti

par jaisai ki jaindharkan ji nai kaha ladkiyo sai interesting topic to hoo hi nahi sakta.






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hi - 31st May 2005, 09:15 PM

[QOUTE]Hello

Good one DOST. I would like to say here that just don't reply with thanks, sorry aur smily expressions. If it is shayri try to reply with shayri. Waise bhi Likhne ke liye Ladkiyon se behtar koi topic nahin hai

That's why i liked the reply from nidhi.

I am replying with an edited gazal(original is Din aa gaye shabab ke, aanchal samhaliye-Jagjit singh). I have just started and I would like to see somebody else can complete it.

Shaadi kar ke dulhan laye hain
to ghar ko samhaliye

Hone lagi hai jeb main
Hulchul samhaliye....Shaadi kar......


Chaliye samhal samhal ke kathin rahe zindagi
Nazuk badi hai aapki halat samhaliye.....Shaadi kar ke


to be continued...............[/QUOTE]

shadi kar ke laye hain
to ghar samhaliye

Hone lagi hai jeb main
Hulchul samhaliye..........

Biwi kai julmo ke tale ji rahe hai hum
Koi de do mash wara ye aafat kaise sambhal le............shadi kar ke........

now its ur turn !!!






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31st May 2005, 11:44 PM

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Originally posted by jaindharkan
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Shaadi kar ke dulhan laye hain
to ghar ko samhaliye

Hone lagi hai jeb main
Hulchul samhaliye....

Shaadi kar ke............

Chaliye samhal samhal ke kathin rahe zindagi
Nazuk badi hai aapki halat samhaliye.....
Shaadi kar ke...............


to be continued...............
Hi Mr Jain,
Thanks for liking my reply...even though Ankit has replied to it as usual a satirical answer..i wud like to take it in a different way:-


ayi woh hamare jeewan mein naye rang
guzarish hai meri on rango ko sambhakiye
Shaadi kar ke...............

layi hai naye rishte leke apne sang
in rishton ko sambhaliye
Shaadi kar ke...............

apne jeewan ke naye daur mein usne rakha hai kadam
mere sath aake usko sambhaliye

Shaadi kar ke...............

kahin na dagmagayein uske kadam
mere sath uske kadamon ko sambhaliye

Shaadi kar ke...............

Now continue this...............

Bahut acha thread shuru kiya apne..Dulhan......Kitni khushiyan..kitne rishte....kitne rang lati hai woh apne sang.ek nayi duniya mein kadam rakhti hai...kitni asani se apni lig\fe ko auron ki life se adjust kar leti hai..
i know its not always like that.But exceptions are always there....
i beleive that when the bride comes at home everybody should try to adjust with her...they shud make her feel comfertable...she has left behind her own people for them..what more do they want..they are so many they can adjust with one peron but its hard for one person to adjust with so many people..........
Anyways thanks Mr.Jain for startng such a beautiful thread over here..

Take Care

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1st June 2005, 12:56 AM

Hi nidhiji

Actually I completely agree whatever you said but It was just written for fun. It is said "Taali donon hathon se bajti hai". When someone comes in your life then both of you should make adjustments.
Anyway If I start to write it will be more than a story.

You gave a good reply.

I started one more game just for fun.
Just view the thread completely and give your replies there too.

I will continue here as well

http://www.shayri.com/forums/showthr...threadid=35778


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hi - 8th June 2005, 10:47 AM

thanx for repling here






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hi - 21st June 2005, 12:20 PM

kya kahe ki ab intezar nahi hota

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