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Talking An Interview Session ......... (njoy) - 18th August 2005, 01:58 PM

AN INTERVIEW SESSION BETWEEN AN OFFICER AND A CANDIDATE


OFFICER: WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

CANDIDATE: M P. SIR

OFFICER: TELL ME PROPERLY

CANDIDATE: MOHAN PAL SIR

OFFICER: YOUR FATHER'S NAME?

CANDIDATE: M P. SIR

OFFICER: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

CANDIDATE: MANMOHAN PAL SIR

OFFICER: YOUR NATIVE PLACE

CANDIDATE: M P. SIR

OFFICER: IS IT MADHYA PRADESH?

CANDIDATE: NO, MANI PAL SIR

OFFICER: WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION?

CANDIDATE: M P. SIR

OFFICER: (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT?

CANDIDATE: METRIC PASS

OFFICER: WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB?

CANDIDATE: M P. SIR

OFFICER: AND WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN?

CANDIDATE: MONEY PROBLEM SIR

OFFICER: DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY

CANDIDATE: M P. SIR

OFFICER: EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY

CANDIDATE: MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR

OFFICER: THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW

CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER: WHAT IS IT NOW

CANDIDATE : MY PERFORMANCE...

OFFICER: M P!!!!

CANDIDATE : WHAT IS THAT SIR

OFFICER: MENTALLY PUNCTURED
   
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hi - 18th August 2005, 07:41 PM

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