Santa Banta
 

is pe aachi shayri send kar der plz im vinita

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Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.

Santa: I am a proud Sardar, my son is in medical college.
Banta: Really, what is he studying?
Santa: He is not studying... They are studying him

SANTA: YAAR BANTA MUJHE CHASMA LE DO MUJHE DOOR KA DHIKAYI NAHI DETA HAI
BANTA BAHAAR LE JAATE HUE: WOH KYA HAI?
SANTA: SURAJ
BANTA:ABE AUR KITNA DOOR DEKHEGA


santa -I want to gift something to my girlfriend
banta -give her a gold ring
Santa-Nahi Kuch Badi cheez bata
banta- MRF Ka Tyre De De.


Santa:What should we do? The water level has risen above the danger mark.
Banta:Raise the danger level mark up by a few meters.


One day Santa told Banta that Hindustan & Bharat are on war.
Banta replied but we live in India

Sardar apni BV Ko bitha kar ja raha tha.
Santa bola!sardarji,lover he?
Sardar-lover hogi teri,meri to BV hai.

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Boss:where were u born?
Sardar:Punjab!
Boss:which Part?
Sardar:oye,gadhe!
Whole body born in Punjab

Boss:what is ur BirthDAY?
Sardar:13th NOV.
Boss:Which year?
Sardar:ullu k paththe!Every Year.
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Ek sardar sukhe darya me boat chala raha tha
Dusra Sardar:aise sardar hi hamara nam kharab kARTE he,agar muje swiming ati to ja K sale ko bahut marta

Santa:marte Waqt Aadmi ko kya dena chahiye.
BANTA-Birla Cement.
Santa-Kyo?
Banta-KYON KI...





















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