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pari 16th September 2004 08:45 PM

Enjoy!!!!!!
 
During an International conference, three scientists, an American, a German,
and an Indian,were talking and bragging about the technological advances
their respective countries have achieved in the field of medicine.

The American said "In Washington, there was a baby boy born without arms so
we attached artificial arms on him.

And now that he's grown up and became a professional boxer and a gold
medallist in the Olympics!"

The German replied, "That's nothing compared to what we have achieved.

Back in Berlin, there was a baby girl born without legs so we attached a
pair of artificial legs on her.

Now she is a three-time Olympics marathon gold medallist!"

The Indian interjected, "Is that all you have achieved , justgold
medallists?

In Patna, Bihar, we had a baby boy born without HEAD!

We attached a COCONUT he has grown up and now he is the railway minister
of india!!
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A parrot goes to a shopkeeper and asks ... 'Aam hai kya?'
The shopkeeper says ... 'Nahi. Hum 'Aam nahi bechate.'



Next day at the same time, the parrot goes again and asks him ....'Aam hai
kya ?'
He gets a little irritated and says... 'Aare Bola na, Hum 'Aam nahi
Bechate'

On the third day, the parrot goes again and asks him 'Aam hai kya ?'
He gets wild and yells ...'Bolana na naahi karake. Abhi vapas aaya to
hathoda marunga sar ke upar'

The next day,the parrot comes again and asks him ..'hathoda hai kya ?'
The shopkeeper says ... 'Nahi'

The parrot then asks ... 'Aam hai kya ?'
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Chaand 17th September 2004 12:02 PM

Galat Baat...!
 
Pari ji....Galat baat hai kisi insaan ko target banakar uska mazaak udana...jo hamare Railway Minister ne achive kiya hai...ham shaayad saari jindgi na kar paayeiN....

Eisa nahi ke mai unki vakalat kar raha hooN..ya wo bahut achchhe insaan haiN ya nahi...per ye mazaak galat hai.

Maafi chaahuNga agar pura laga ho to.



aapka ye doosra joke pasand aaya...shukriya.:)

Chaand

pari 17th September 2004 07:33 PM

hi
 
Chaand ji ...lagta hai aap bahut hi jyada sensitive insaan hai..
kyuki laaloo ji agar khud bhi ye joke padhege to has ke udaa denge...
Aap jaante hai ye jo log public figres hote hai unpe to hamesha hi jokes bante aaye hai aur isse unko koi farq bhi nahi padta hai...
aur aapko shayad pata hoga ki laaloo ji per to ek comedy film ban rahi hai jiska prachar bhi wo khud hi kar rahe hai...
isliye ye jo public figures per jokes hote hai they r just for fun..kisiko neecha dikhane ke liye nahi hote..phir bhi aapko agar ye bura laga to then its your problem..kyuki mujhe ismein kuch galat nazar nahi aata....
u take care,
pari..

mohit 21st September 2004 10:31 PM

Hi Pari
fir yeh to galat baat hai na
tumne kabhi mujh par to koi joke banaya nahi
main bhi to Public figure hu :D
ab yeh mat kehna ki tum to khud hi ek joke ho
bohat maarunga haan
:D

pinyk27 23rd September 2004 04:52 PM

hi pari...

bahot khub likha hai tumne,

par mujhe ye malum ho gaya ki shopkeeper ke pas hathoda kyu nahi tha.... kyuki vo tumhare pas jo tha... yaha par marne ke liye....

yuhi hathode marte raho....
keep it up.....

pari 23rd September 2004 06:34 PM

hi
 
Haa yaar mohit tum par to joke likhna bhool hi gayi....tum bhi to bahut bade public figure ho...chalo tumhari ye ichha bhi poori kar deti hu....

"A boy named mohit was looking in a Dictionary for the word "dictionary"..he found it was written that.."A Dictonary is one which u r holding..stupid!!!"
Again he started to search for the word "stupid" and he found written..."Its you again":D :D

got it or not u SSSSSTUUUUPPPPIIIDDDD...:p
take care,
pari..:)

pari 23rd September 2004 06:38 PM

Hi
 
Hi pinky,
how r u??Yaar sahi kaha tumne hathoda to mere hi pass tha...
kyuki jab tak logon ke sir pe hathoda nahi pade unhe mere jokes samajh hi nahi aate....
tumhe to samajh aa gaya hoga na...ya tumhe bhi hathode ki jaroorat hai:D
keep writting
and take care.
parii:)

akant 28th September 2004 11:41 AM

hi
 
Hi Pari ji,

pahala vala to pahale hi sun rakha tha.. so pahale hi hash chuka tha...

lekin aapka dusera ... ha ha ha ha....kya baat bahut maja aaya



Akant...


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