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Forum: Humourous Shayri 24th June 2007, 08:54 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 2,756
Posted By tum_bin
Newton's Law

Newton in romantic mood......


Universal law:

" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer
from
One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "
Forum: Humourous Shayri 27th December 2004, 11:47 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 844
Posted By tum_bin
Hmmmm

Pig & his wife gone for a lunch......

Pig ordered: 1 tatti fry, 1 tatti masala, 1 kadai tatti, & 1 malai tatti......

pigess: PLZ PYAZ MAT DALNA MUJHE BADBOO AATI HAI.......


i know its...
Forum: Humourous Shayri 12th December 2003, 12:04 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,402
Posted By tum_bin
Sardars Phd

once a sardar was in a deep thought that y all people make a fun of them and suddenly he thought may be because that sardars are not well educated,so he decided to phd..but he was confused about the...
Forum: Humourous Shayri 5th December 2003, 08:17 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 927
Posted By tum_bin
Smile sharab.......

sharaab hai 1 bimari
aaao mil ke ise khatam kare
aadhi bottle tum khatam karo
aadhi bottle hum khatam kare......





love_guru..........
Forum: Humourous Shayri 4th October 2003, 06:54 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 984
Posted By tum_bin
teacher n a student

teacher-hey ravi y r u so late in the class?
ravi-sir,actually there was a uncle who's 10rs note was lost,thats y..................
teacher-its good ravi,so u was helping him out?thats y u r...
Forum: Humourous Shayri 4th October 2003, 06:46 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 628
Posted By tum_bin
Talking dad n son

hi,.............. here i have a joke 4 u all........hope u will like that.son-HEY DAD TODAY I CAUGHT 5 FLIES,IN WHICH 2 R FEMALE N 3 R MALE dad-OH,BUT HOW U COME 2 KNOW THAT 2 R F N 3 M,? son-OH...
Forum: Humourous Shayri 21st September 2003, 02:05 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 899
Posted By tum_bin
english man & sardar

conversation between sardaar n englishman-englishman-how do u do sir?sardar-sorry but i dont know of urs,but yes we remove our underwear n do..................... ...
Forum: Humourous Shayri 3rd September 2003, 12:33 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 762
Posted By tum_bin
Sad dont feel sad

u know?when u feel sad,lonely,..................................do 1 thing
just go the mirror n say loudly, damn i m the best person in the world,no body is like me,i can do anything,n by doing this...
Forum: Humourous Shayri 3rd September 2003, 12:25 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,218
Posted By tum_bin
Love bad habbit of galz

1-dating karne ke liye hi tum karti ho chatting
papa _tumhare dekh lenge to tumhare gaal pe kar denge batting.
2--ghar se gayab hui tum lekar padai ka bahana,
cafe me aakar baithi ho kya ghar nahi...
Forum: Humourous Shayri 3rd September 2003, 12:18 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 796
Posted By tum_bin
Love net shayri

1-aaya hoon net pe reply karo please
aur ek tum ho ki baar baar kah rahi ho asl please......................
2--bina dekhe hi chehre ko mahsoos karna padta hain
dil ki baat ko ungliyon se kahna...
Forum: Humourous Shayri 22nd August 2003, 08:08 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,900
Posted By tum_bin
Smile sar dard

santa-yaaaar aaaj mere sar me bahot dard ho raha hai......... banta-yaaar santa mere sar me jab dard hota tha tho 2 minute me theeek ho jataaa hai.............santa-vo kaise?.............banta-mai...
Forum: Humourous Shayri 22nd August 2003, 07:14 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 663
Posted By tum_bin
sardaaar ji ki jai

frens this is not a shayri,but yes a naughty joke.........hope u all will like this............1 baar 1 sardaar ji speech dene ke liye stage per aaaye aur jaise hi unhone mike me kuch kehna chaha...
Forum: Humourous Shayri 22nd August 2003, 07:05 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 667
Posted By tum_bin
Smile sardaaar ji ki jai

frens this is not a shayri,but yes a naughty joke.........hope u all will like this............1 baar 1 sardaar ji speech dene ke liye stage per aaaye aur jaise hi unhone mike me kuch kehna chaha...
Forum: Humourous Shayri 9th August 2003, 08:01 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 758
Posted By tum_bin
tere mohabat

tere mohabat me ham deewane ho gaye
tere mohabat me ham deewane ho gaye
BADAN SE BADBOO AATE HAI NAHAY ZAMANE HO GAYE
Forum: Humourous Shayri 9th August 2003, 07:32 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 878
Posted By tum_bin
fun........

teri aaakhen hai ya aag ke angare
teri aaakhen hai ya aag ke angare
PLZ DONT MIND
cigrette sulga le?
;)
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